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QT:Discussing the correct posture to eat Dog Food

Synopsis: Gou Liang was originally a small office worker of the Space-Time Administration Bureau but because of a weird questionnaire, he was sent to multiple worlds in order to complete a mysterious and arduous mission — to use the correct posture to awaken lord god. Traveling through space and time, he experienced world after worlds of lives before realizing something. It turned out, the gentle and sentimental lord god had been alone by himself, guarding the long and endless period of time that he had forgotten… this book is a quick transmigration novel, this is the story of a foodie go-getter and a dimple-loving lord god. A strawberry flavored scholar youth, a lemon flavored cold and aloof film emperor, a snow pear flavored black belly… however, the edible target became the person whom he shared the rest of his life with. Gou Liang’s life underwent sky toppling and earth turning changes. The you in the next world as well, what flavor would you be? 16 worlds in total: School Campus: Strawberry Flavored Scholar Gong Entertainment circle: Lemon Flavored Film Emperor Gong Ancient Time: Honey Tangerine Flavored Shadow Guard Gong WuXia: Papaya Flavored Senior Brother Gong Beastmen: Pineapple flavored Beastmen Gong Ghost Spirits: Snow Pear Flavored Dead Gong Ancient Time: Grape Flavored Regent Gong Apocalypse: Banana Flavored Boss Gong Interstellar: Pomegranate Flavored Sentinel Gong Modern: Citrus Flavored Aristocrat Gong Mecha: Sweet Jujube flavored Lunar New Year Gong Ancient Time: Durian Flavored Battle God Gong Magic: Watermelon Flavored Blackened Gong Cultivation: Cherry Flavored Disciple Gong Fantasy: Blueberry Flavored Demon King Gong Celestial World: Bayberry flavored Senior Immortal Gong Not my novel ! Not my translation ! Translators: KunLin, TaoTao, SilverRain, Bluemoon. Editors: Amaris, Grump, Mimishijie, Rubhyl, Vez, Blarghette Release Schedule: Sporadic Source : Chrysanthemum garden It's not gonna be completed as the translator have stopped translating this !!

Tour_Freak · Fantasia
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318 Chs

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With the Sword Spirit, Gou Liang opened a certain switch in Mo Yinchu's body.

The detailed explanation was as follows.

"Xiao Kener …"

He laid his head on Gou Liang's shoulder and leaned against his neck. He rubbed, rubbed, rubbed, rubbed. He rubbed until Gou Liang's attention shifted away from the little demon, Jian Xiaoling. He turned his head and rewarded him with a comforting kiss. Mo Yinchu seized the opportunity to kiss Gou Liang until the little demon was squeezed out of his mind.

Another example.

"Master …"

His arm was "accidentally" injured by the array. He walked resolutely in front of his master who was holding the little demon and kissing her. After successfully seizing Gou Liang's attention, he couldn't wait to return to the Sumeru Mustard Seed Spirit Spring to heal his injury. He also carefully blocked the little demon that was sent out to break the array outside the Sumeru Mustard Seed Spirit Spring.

In short, after three days of fruitless cold war, Mo Yinchu lit up the skill to fight for favor with the little demon!

The little demon's evaluation of this was only one sentence: This idiot is definitely not me.

Gou Liang was so happy that he could die.

From Mo Yinchu's point of view, he was being pestered by the little demon in all sorts of ways. However, in reality, Gou Liang was doing his best to please his little master god.

As for the reason … Gou Liang could only cry and say, "Master God, please love me one more time."

Yes, the second the original owner, Lu Xun, was devoured by the Origin Sword, Gou Liang came to this world. 1% of the master god's consciousness came to this world. Gou Liang cleverly used the fastest hand speed to seal Ling Tian Sword. Master God, he … he didn't have time to do anything and was mercilessly sealed just like that.

Therefore …

Gou Liang, who should have been accompanied by the little demon and had Ling Tian Sword by himself, died just like that at the hands of Gou Liang who was too fast.

It was really torturous to the heart and body!

A certain Gou cried for three seconds over this matter before he was revived by the System's laughter. He then started to attack his beloved husband with his dimples.

However, this could be considered a blessing in disguise for Gou Liang. Because of his act of sealing back then, the God's consciousness fragment was unable to fuse with Mo Yinchu's godly soul in the Ling Tian Sword in time. Instead, it replaced the original Sword Spirit in the Ling Tian Sword and became an existence independent of Mo Yinchu. This allowed Gou Liang to meet him at any time.

The only drawback was that he couldn't expose himself outside the Ling Tian Sword for too long. Otherwise, he would be detected and expelled by the Heavenly Axiom — the laws of this world's Master God.

However, even if it was only fifteen minutes a day, it was enough to make Gou Liang happy for the entire day. At the same time, Mo Yinchu also couldn't tolerate the little demon's "snatching" of his love.

The little demon already didn't want to analyze what kind of experience it was to become her love rival. In short, ever since Mo Yinchu learned a series of miraculous skills such as "fighting for favor", "acting spoiled", and "little white lotus" in order to deal with the little demon, Gou Liang enjoyed it so much that a certain Sword Spirit decided to forgive him two days later.

With the Sword Spirit cheat, Gou Liang and Mo Yinchu did very well in the Netherworld Secret Realm. They practically emptied the Endless Devil's treasury.

After two years, the mission progress had reached 80% and didn't go up anymore. It was finally time for the secret realm to be sealed.

Before leaving, Mo Yinchu, who had painstakingly studied the teleportation array in the formation book, successfully took the small palace in the tomb palace as his own.

On the last night, after the sweet dual cultivation, Mo Yinchu hugged Gou Liang and leaned against the Starry Sea Rainbow Tree where they had "pledged their love". He kissed the side of the sleepy Gou Liang's face from time to time. After a long while, he suddenly asked in a low voice, "Xiao Kener, don't you have anything to ask me?"

"Hm?"

Gou Liang answered drowsily. He hugged him even tighter and rubbed against his shoulder, unconsciously acting spoiled. It was obvious that he hadn't woken up yet.

Mo Yinchu looked at him and couldn't bear to see him like this. He lifted him up a little and sighed against his cheek. "Go to sleep. It won't be too late to talk about it in the future."

These words made Gou Liang curious. He forced himself to stay awake and asked, "Yinchu, what did you say just now?"

Mo Yinchu repeated the question he had asked earlier.

After hearing this, Gou Liang smiled. "What did I ask you? You broke through to the Nascent Soul stage but didn't attract the lightning tribulation. You don't have the experience of a mortal cultivator at all. Or is it because of the enmity between you and that old monster by Li Minghua's side? Or … is it because of the original relationship between you and the Tyrannical Heaven Sword? "

Mo Yinchu was stunned. He didn't expect that Gou Liang had already seen through this.

He couldn't help but laugh. "It seems that Xiao Kener also has an answer. However, why didn't you ask me, hm? "

Gou Liang rubbed his nose and told him the truth. "I feel that no matter why you became like this, it's definitely not a good thing. I'm just afraid that you'll lose face. "

"… This disciple thanks Master for being so considerate."

Mo Yinchu said helplessly. When he saw that Gou Liang was laughing mischievously, he couldn't help but pinch Gou Liang's face. He lowered his voice and said, "Since you know my identity, you still dare to accept me as your master, hm?"

Gou Liang didn't feel ashamed. "Don't you think that this is very exciting?"

Mo Yinchu raised his eyebrows. "Oh?"

Gou Liang hugged his neck tightly. His smiling eyes were even more resplendent than the Starry Rainbow Dress. He whispered in Mo Yinchu's ear, "Every time I hear you call me master, I feel like … I can do it again."

Mo Yinchu's breathing stopped. He suddenly pushed Gou Liang down and pressed him down!

Gou Liang laughed, but in the end, he still didn't respect his master and begged his disciple for mercy. Mo Yinchu pestered him to call him master, so Gou Liang could only kneel down and swallow his own death. When the moon set and the sun rose and the Starry Rainbow Dress fell, the pressure of the arcane realm began to expel all the people who entered the realm.

"Little Martial Uncle, what's wrong?"

Zining and the others greeted him happily, only to see Gou Liang lazily leaning on Mo Yinchu. His eyes were half-closed, and he looked listless. They couldn't help but ask with concern.

Gou Liang yawned and shook his head, saying that he was fine.

Cultivators didn't need much sleep, but their dual cultivation method was very energy-consuming, especially when the master and disciple cultivated too hard. Gou Liang felt that his body was hollowed out several times.

Seeing that he was very sleepy, Mo Yinchu raised his hand to block the light in front of his eyes. Gou Liang didn't hold on for long before he became drowsy. His body consciously relaxed in Mo Yinchu's arms. Mo Yinchu hugged him tighter and whispered, "Master, go to sleep. I'll take Junior Brother and Junior Sister out of here safely."

"Oh …"

Gou Liang mumbled and completely fell into a dark and sweet sleep.

Zining and the others looked at each other. Although they felt that the atmosphere between Gou Liang and his disciple was a bit strange, their Little Martial Uncle's image of only teasing and not sleeping was deeply rooted in their hearts. They didn't think of anything else. Zi Jing muttered, "What kind of good wine did Little Martial Uncle find in the arcane realm? How did he get so drunk?"

When Mo Yinchu heard this, he thought of Gou Liang's intoxicated state in his arms, his face flushed red and his eyes blurred. The corner of his mouth slightly hooked up in a happy arc.

When the disciples of the various sects hurried to the entrance of the arcane realm, the transportation array was quickly activated, sending the cultivators out of the Yellow Springs Realm. Everyone maintained the highest vigilance, afraid that the exit would be like the entrance to the desert or even a place as cruel as the River of Forgetfulness.

But unexpectedly, their departure was very safe and smooth. The place they stopped at was the sacred ground of the Jadefall Sect — the spiritual hall where generations of Jadefall Sect's masters were enshrined.

What was even more unexpected was that the first disciple to wake up completely forgot everything that happened in the Yellow Springs Realm. He had no idea how his cultivation increased. He only vaguely remembered that he was poisoned by fire at the entrance to the desert. As for how he triggered the transportation array and was sent to the arcane realm by the ferryman, he had no memory at all.

Except for "Li Minghua".

"Meng Po's yellow soup, the past is over."

He muttered in a low voice and smiled bitterly, "So that's what it means. It was destined to be a pipe dream from the start."

He lowered his eyes to hide the gloominess in his eyes. Compared to those Jindan Stage cultivators who only received the nourishment of the Yellow Springs Realm's spiritual energy, he had experienced several dangers in the arcane realm and obtained a few ancient treasures. Who would have thought that when he was sent out of the Yellow Springs Realm, the treasures placed in his personal space would be forcefully removed and sent back to the arcane realm, making his efforts to draw water with a bamboo basket.

That Limitless was indeed the cunning and unpredictable Mo Xiu. He even tricked him!

The elder who was examining his body did not hear his words clearly. Seeing his strange expression, he hurriedly asked, "Martial Nephew Minghua, do you feel uncomfortable anywhere?"

Seeing Li Minghua shake his head, indicating that he was fine, he revealed a smile and said with relief, "That's good. It seems like this Yellow Springs Realm is very impressive. In just a short two years, Martial Nephew has actually stepped into the late stage of Nascent Soul. This is truly worthy of celebration! When your grandfather and master receive the message, I don't know how happy they will be. "

Their Ling Xiao Arch's experience this time was not in vain. The late stage of Nascent Soul was already a beautiful answer.

As for the unlucky Imperial Beast Sect, none of the fourteen Jindan Stage disciples came out alive. After suffering such heavy injuries, the Imperial Beast Sect would not be able to recover their vitality without fifty to sixty years.

Just as the elder was gloating, he heard Li Minghua gently ask, "Elder, do you know how Brother Lu Xun is doing?"

"This …"

After hesitating for a moment, the elder said, "For some reason, the Seven Sword Disciples and a few Bi Luo Sect disciples have not woken up. However … Lu Xun Tong's disciple has already advanced to the Demigod Stage. "

As he spoke, he carefully observed Li Minghua's expression. Seeing his expression change, he quickly recovered and said, "Then I have to congratulate Brother Lu Xun." Although his tone was not fast, his eyes were clear. He did not lose his mind because Lu Xun had advanced to the Demigod Stage before him. Only then did he feel relieved.

In fact, Li Minghua's heart was not as calm as he appeared to be.

When the Ling Tian Sword appeared, he was already mentally prepared. However, when he heard that Mo Yinchu had recovered his Demigod Stage cultivation with his own ears, his heart still surged with intense hatred and uneasiness.

He had already exposed his whereabouts in front of Ling Tian. Now that the enemy was in the dark and he was in the open, the situation was too unfavorable for him.

The only thing he could do now was to take advantage of the fact that Mo Yinchu had not woken up and use the excuse of going into seclusion to cultivate and recuperate, avoiding the sharpness of Mo Yinchu and his disciple …

Thinking of this, Li Minghua's heart was extremely sullen. He endured a few times before suppressing the anger in his heart.

Not long after he left, Gou Liang and Mo Yinchu woke up. When they heard that Li Minghua had not only walked out of the secret realm alive, but his cultivation had also entered the late stage of Nascent Soul Stage, they were a little surprised.

Compared to Li Minghua, Gou Liang and the others had a great harvest this time.

The Jade Drop Token had shattered when they left the Yellow Springs Realm, but they had also preserved the spoils in their Sumeru Rings and Ling Tian Sword. Since they did not drink Granny Meng's Soup, they could still remember the situation in the secret realm.

After the Imperial Sword Peak Master heard about their experience, he did not publicize it, just like the Jade Drop Sect Master who did not drink Granny Meng's Soup.

As for the cause of death of the Imperial Beast Sect disciples or the secret technique to enter the Yellow Springs Realm, they had no intention of explaining it to the world.

As a result, even if the Jade Drop Sect held a grudge against the Seven Sword Sect disciples for stealing the Jade Drop Token, in order to not expose the use of the Jade Drop Token, they could only endure it. Instead, they would owe the Seven Sword Sect a big favor for concealing the truth. Otherwise, the Jade Drop Sect would be in a delicate situation if so many of their elite disciples died because of their selfish motives.

The Imperial Beast Sect did not receive an answer. Although the other sects were also suspicious that the Seven Sword Sect and Jade Drop Sect disciples did not lose any disciples and that two of their disciples had died when they entered the secret realm, they could not force them to answer. After rejecting the Jade Drop Sect's celebratory banquet, they all expressed their thanks and left.

The Seven Sword Sect and Jade Drop Sect secretly came to an agreement about concealing the Jade Drop Token, so they did not stay any longer. They went to the small secret realm where Liu Xiyu and the other disciples were training and returned to their sects.

After sending away the little martial nephews who were full of curiosity about the Yellow Springs Realm, Gou Liang and Mo Yinchu finally had some space to talk privately.

"Li Minghua is actually still alive, this is quite refreshing."

Gou Liang gnawed on the Rainbow Skirt Fruit and leaned on Mo Yinchu's body, saying, "However, he is also quite unlucky. That old monster took over his body, but there was nothing wrong with his soul life tablet. Master thought that the old monster was not kind enough to leave him in that body. He must have used a secret technique to imprison his soul. Tsk tsk, asking a tiger for its skin, he did not have a good ending. How pitiful. "

After a pause, he said, "Who is that old monster? His soul suffered such heavy injuries, but he was still able to recover his late Nascent Soul cultivation in such a short time. "

"He must have practiced the Devil Sect's secret technique."

Mo Yinchu said with certainty.

"Oh? So, he is now Mo Xiu? "Gou Liang rubbed his chin," He is too impatient. Even if no one in the God Realm cares if you are Mo Xiu or a Dao Cultivator, if that old thing wants to ascend, he must go through another lightning tribulation. I heard that Mo Xiu's lightning tribulation is thousands of times more powerful than a Dao Cultivator's. Is he so confident that he can withstand it? "

When Mo Yinchu saw that the old monster had hidden back in the Ling Xiao Arch, he confirmed that the other party's identity was the Cloud Sky Divine Lord who had participated in the assassination. He also knew what kind of wishful thinking he had.

He said, "Even if it is the Ascension Lightning Tribulation, someone else can block it for him."

Gou Liang frowned when he heard this. He sat up straight and said unhappily, "You mean, he wants to use you as a scapegoat to block the Lightning Tribulation for him?"

"Most likely, but he can only think about it."

Mo Yinchu did not put the Cloud Sky Divine Lord in his eyes. When he was in the God Realm, the other party did not dare to fight him alone. Here, he could not do anything to him.

At this point, he briefly mentioned the identity of the Cloud Sky Divine Lord and his encounter in the God Realm.

Although the Seven Sword Sect was the number one sect in the Heaven Realm and was strong, in terms of experience, it was much weaker than the old sects like Ling Xiao, Imperial Beast and Bi Luo.

Mo Yinchu was the last cultivator in the Heaven Realm to ascend to the God Realm in the past ten thousand years. When his legend began, people like the Cloud Sky Divine Lord had already ascended many years ago.

However, he was a Sword Cultivator and his battle power was stronger than a hundred Dan Cultivators. Later on, he obtained the secret realm and jumped up, so the Cloud Sky Divine Lord did not have the qualifications to flaunt his seniority in front of him.

After Gou Liang heard this, he sighed seriously and said to Mo Yinchu, "Originally, I wanted to bring the Ling Tian Sword up there and rely on the Ling Tian Ancestor to make a living. Sigh, I am still too young."

Mo Yinchu, "…"

Seeing his frustrated appearance, Gou Liang unceremoniously laughed out loud.

Then, he looked at the sky outside the spirit boat and excitedly reached out to touch Mo Yinchu's abdominal muscles. He effortlessly pulled the Ling Tian Sword out of his Qi Sea and said, "Good disciple, in my humble opinion, that Cloud Sky Divine Lord might not have the guts to have any ideas about you. Wait until my cultivation level increases, then he will treat me as the first choice to block the Lightning Tribulation. So, you have to work hard in your cultivation. Master's safety is all dependent on you. "

Mo Yinchu's brows furrowed as he watched Gou Liang jump out of the spirit boat with the Ling Tian Sword. He landed on top of the spirit boat and picked up his beloved little Sword Spirit. It was rare that he did not stop him from having a "private meeting" with the little demoness. His face darkened as he thought about something.

At the intersection of day and night, it was also the time when the Master God's law was the weakest. Only then did the little Master God take out the Ling Tian Sword to get some fresh air.

Because Mo Yinchu always occupied Gou Liang in the wee hours of the morning, the little demoness could not bear to disturb his good sleep. Therefore, the time they met every day was fixed at dusk.

Gou Liang held him and kissed his little face to please him, "Hubby, are you still angry? Can you forgive me? I really know my mistake. I won't dare to do it again. "

The little Master God pulled a long face. Gou Liang had always been a troublemaker. Two years ago, after he obtained the little Sword Spirit's forgiveness and passed through this honeymoon period, he could not help but lift the little Master God's shrunken law robe yesterday. He had a great desire to know his current … size.

This was unbearable. The little Master God sneaked back into the Ling Tian Sword and did not appear no matter how he coaxed him.

Now that he heard his confession, the little Master God was completely unmoved, "Last night, when you held Mo Yinchu, what did you compare? Do you need me to remind you?"

"…"

Gou Liang: "Baby, I really did wrong QAQ!"

The little Master God looked at his pitiful appearance. He knew that he was faking it, but his heart softened. He did not know how many times he had said this sentence, "Don't do it again."

Gou Liang grinned. His two sweet dimples were extremely eye-catching.

Seeing that the little Master God's attitude had completely softened, Gou Liang happily handed over the half-eaten Nishang Fruit to him as if he was presenting a treasure, "Baby, try it too. It's really sweet."

Taking the initiative to share the food was a more direct way for Gou Liang to express his love than saying a hundred sweet words. The little Master God did not have the heart to refuse. He took the fruit and said, "Stand aside."

Gou Liang did not understand, but when he saw the little Master God sitting on the sword wrapped his hands around the Nishang Fruit that was even bigger than him and buried his little face into the fruit to eat, he was simply suffocated by the cuteness. He could not think straight anymore.

Thus, Mo Yinchu saw the Ling Tian Sword suddenly fly towards him.

He was also curious as to why his Taoist companion let the little fairy go so quickly today. However, he would not give the little fairy a second more to pester Gou Liang. He used his fastest speed to put it back into his Dantian without hesitation —

Boom!!

Just like that, the heavenly lightning struck towards Mo Yinchu without warning.

Gou Liang was shocked. So, her husband would be detected by the Heavenly Dao when he ate local food ⊙ ▽ ⊙

The heavenly lightning struck faster than the last. The main culprit had already hidden back into Mo Yinchu's sea of qi, leaving Mo Yinchu to deal with the Ninth Heaven Xuan Lightning in a sorry state. After a moment, the spirit boat let out a weak cracking sound. It suddenly broke into two pieces in the air and fell straight to the ground!

Gou Liang, who was first carried onto the flying sword by the ragged Mo Yinchu: "…"

Sword Riding Peak Master, who came out to see the situation: "…"

Seven Sword Disciples, who did not understand the situation at all: "Ahhhh!"

The System, who did not mind watching the show:

[Ding! The little fairy's favorability towards Mo Yinchu: -100! Mo Yinchu's favorability towards the little fairy: -∞!! Confirmation complete ~]