Let it burn.
Li Jun stopped running and put his hands on his hips, breathing heavily. "Mushroom, you're quite good at this. Have you been running from your suitors like this as well?" Li Jun asked, looking at Tai Yang who was behind the couch.
"There have been n-no suitors." Tai Yang said, thinking about it for a second. "Oh come on, you don't expect me to believe that with men and women of all ages ogling you wherever you go, do you?" Li Jun said, rolling his eyes as he darted around the couch, but still missed catching Tai Yang.
"It's t-true th-AH!" Tai Yang started, then let out a scream and a laugh when Li Jun leaped over the couch to catch him.
"You're legs are too quick. Should I excise them?" Li Jun laughed in a manic way.
"Li Jun, t-that's a blatant abuse of power!"
"Let me whack you and I'll let you keep your limbs, Mushroom."
"With your strength, y-you'd break my r-ribs!"