Squirtle squirting

****changed " " during mental conversations to [ ] so to help alleviate confusion.. thanks ****

D-"I think I will just stick with Lucy for now. I know she is pregnant but that will pass and besides, I have you to protect me." B-"hahaha you don't have to worry about safety, well at least till we are alone at night. Storm, drop the squirtle and put some pressure on him. Pass the message I want him to be my pokemon."

Storm just dropped him from his mouth and stepped on his shell. The Squirtle screamed from the pain. Storm was putting a lot of weight on his shell and I could see the squirtle's limbs being crushed by his own shell. Storm had left off on his shell and it slowly stopped screaming. Storm was growling at the Squirtle, it seemed that negotiations where going on at this point. After a few minutes of this torture the Squirtle lowered its head toward me. I reached down to rub its head and it lunged at my hand and bit me.

I screamed as it was crushing down on half of my hand. Storm attacked it with a stun attack causing it to release my hand. I yanked my hand back and blood flew everywhere. Storm pushed down on its shell and I heard the shell cracking. About that time, I heard a voice screaming in my head for help. B-[Storm stop!!! Don't kill him.] Looking at the squirtle, B-[was that you screaming for help? Why can I hear you?] Looking at the squirtle I noticed the blood I flung all over him was being absorbed by him. Squirtle-[Don't kill me… I'm sorry I bit you, please don't kill me.] B-[I take this as you submit to me now. Squirtle-[We have a blood bond now, my life rest with your life.] B-[What is a blood bond?] Squirtle-[its what we have now, I gave my life to you or as you said submitted to you. I share a small bit of my power with you. The downside for me is my life is bound to you, if you die, I die. As you get stronger, I also get stronger, so you could say our lives are bound together now. Although if I die you will just suffer some pain and loss of the strength, I was giving you. Look at your hand, it has already healed.] B-[Gotcha lets go someplace else for a moment] B-"Lets head to the space, I think with all the noise we will attract a lot of pokemon." D-"okay."

I took everyone inside the space. B-"Delia have you heard of a blood bond with pokemon?" D-"No, I haven't." B-"Hey Lucy, come over here." Lucy came over and joined the group. B-"Lucy, would you like to be Delia's Pokemon?" Lucy was nodding her head with a smile on her face. B-"Delia cut a finger and put some of your blood on Lucy and ask Lucy to be your pokemon. I believe this will form an amazing bond between the two of you."

Delia cut her finger with her knife and put some of her blood on Lucy's head. D-"Lucy would you like to be my pokemon? I promise to take great care of you." I watched as the blood that was on her fur started to disappear. D-"OMG Bash this is amazing I can hear her talking to me." B-"Just as I thought, if they do a blood bond with you, their life is shared with you. You can also talk to them mentally. We will need to find out how far we can talk to them and this place is perfect that." B-"Lets see about getting this guy a name." [Hmmm, well you like to spit green goo so how about Slimer?] Sli-[I like it, I like it, where are we?] B-[ask Storm he can fill you in on it] B-"Everyone say hi to Slimer, he is the newest member of our family."

After the other pokemon and Delia made their intros, me and Delia figured we could talk based on how strong our Pokemon were. I could talk to Storm about 50 meters away. Delia couldn't only chat with Lucy about 10 meters away. It was the same for Slimer, about 10 meters. After talking with Slimer a bit he told me he had only a few attacks. He could shoot the bubble sludge, bite and slam them with his shell.

After some chatting for a bit I decide to head back out with everyone. When we popped out, we were in the middle of a small battle. B-"Delia your going back in." She vanished as soon as I said it. I ducked beside Storm. There were at least a dozen birds flying around bomb diving just as many rats. Luckily, we moved away from the dead rats earlier before vanishing. I scanned a bird that was flying around.

Pokémon- Spearow

Name- Spearow

LVL- 23

Looks like everyone was trying to get a free meal and it turned into a big fight. B-"Slimer, if any rats come toward us spray them with the slime. Storm if any birds look like they are coming for us stun them and we will pounce on them when they fall." The birds and rats took a few minutes to notice us. The damn spearows noticed first. We were on the edge of the tree line for some cover. B-"Slimer when the birds hit the ground, slime them as soon as possible. Birds are priority over rats." A few birds stopped circling the rats and flew toward Bash and co.

Morgan Freeman-What will happen to Bash and co? Are we finally going to see some carnage? Will the author have a good weekend and possibly get lucky? What will happen on the next episode of this book….. Well stay tuned because at the moment I don't even know. I'm just here to narrate this shit.