Chapter 1:Died From Masturbating (The Beginning)

Huh...Where Am I....

I am Dead....

What's The Cause... Oh Yeah Right I Died Masturbating

I hear a voice "Hello Our Hero"

That time it's my first time to see a Goddess with such beautiful and ask do you want to be reincarnated in another to become a hero to save the world.But that time I don't want any fame or anything I just want a normal life like my old days.

"Now Your Journey Begins Our Brave Hero"

Yowww Yoww Yooww Where the Fuck I am

What The Fuck Is This Place

But man I want to masturbate to my loli collections and return to my original world but this time I want to become stronger to become an omniscient character like those Isekai Main Character in the novel that read.

Ohh... What's This A Status Window

Huh.. What's This Skill(Sword Rage)(God Level)

Wow This is so Overpowered But What the fuck The Name is so lame but anyways let's find a food resources to live in this fucking forest. But I really to go home fast to read my loli collections...sweet

Now My Journey Begins

Time Past By My Hand Getting Muscular Due to my masturbation everytime everything I don't care what's the weather when I masturbate it's feel good while remembering my loli waifus

What The Fuck This Again What My Level Gone Up Level to 10 level now I'm level 11 It's is Because of Masturbating...

My Journey Keeps Going But That Time I want to Keep my Identity And Create A Character Which Is A Villain This Time I don't want to become a hero or what so ever. But right now I want to become a author of this story. I want to play this world that gods that created to play with and fight with them and killing is the key to become a villain in this world but first we need to act like a npc of this world but first I need to go to find a companion.

Let's the story begins with masturbating hahahahahhahahaha inang story to parang binukalat lang sa putang inang basurahan

okinayu kitdin

Mess Up Right.....