Death And Reincarnation Chapter 1

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*In the void*

*a soul screams out his complaints about how he died*

Soul " WHY!?! HOW DOES A PIZZA CUTTER TRAVEL FAST ENOUGH FROM THE PIZZA BEING CUT STRAIGHT TROUGH MY JUGULAR, BOUNCE OFF THE WALL, AND THEN CUT OFF MY FAMILY JEWELS!?!"

*195,456,659,973,988,143 years later in the void*

Soul "why?" *sob sob* "I can't even die with my dignity intact." 

Rob "that's rugh buddy."

Soul "who are you?"

Rob "your being sent to the DC univers And you get a few wishes."

Soul "what! really? How many?"

Rob "I'm feeling generous. I'll give you 3."

Soul "three huh? Well guess I shouldn't complain. I do get to live again after all."

Rob "so you want to be a white phoenix with a system that allows you to get anything you want from your favorite fictional worlds and for your last wish you want 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 points in sed system? That's asking a lot but sense you died the way you did on your first date I'll give it to you. I pitty you after all."

Soul "so what do you get out of this?"

Rod "a guiltless contence. After all it's my fault that you died in the first place. Sorry I sneezed right when the waiter cut your pizza."

Soul "you son of a biiiiiiiiiii!!!"

Rod "whew just in time! Good luck on my part if he truly wanted he could have taken my position instead and then I wouldn't be able to even complain... Maybe I could just sine up for a vacation. I have started to make stupid mistakes. I'll give him a little present and have him meet the teen titans when they form. And as a bonus I'll give him a human form so he can actually have children."

*dc universe*

apearing on earth right infrunt of the teen titans as a 160,000,016 year old by phoenix standards teenager phoenix with white fiery feathers green eyes with slits in them and white hot fiery talens. Landing in the sky with a splitting headache knowing that it's there because he got all the information on how his power works in all aspects and 100% control over his power he was in a lot of pain. Let's not forget that as a phoenix he now knows every language in his universe and his body naturally begins a phoenix and having a preference for the language of phoenix said with all the malice he could muster.

Phoenix "Mother fucker that HURT!"

Raven *blushes* "someone has a dirty mouth!" 

Beastboy "w-w-what did he say? A-a-and why so much killing intent?"

Robin "I would like to know as well... and why does everyone look terrified to even look at it besides me and cyborg."

Cyborg "..." 

Starfire *in tamerainian* "I'm sorry sir I most definitely have not had relations with your mother!"

Phoenix "..." "sorry... someone sealed me here when I was 16 years old and I didn't think he would let me loose... ever. And I wanted to curse him out when he resealed me."

Raven "fair." 

Robin "what did he say? And why did he put away his killing intent?"

Raven "he was sealed sense he was a baby here. He just broke out."

Beastboy "is he dangerous?"

Raven "very. But not to us apparently."

just then the phoenix started changing into his human form. Everyone was sapprised that he was now human with white hair green slit eyes sharp fractures was 6'2 and was completely naked.

Starfire "sir can I copy the languages you know?"

Phoenix "sure but it might be a bit too much for you after all it's every language in the universe."

Starfire "I enjoy a challenge!"

Phoenix "Then i don't mind but just in case I'll heal you afterwards."

Starfire "thank you great Phoenix!"

at that moment starfire jumped into Phoenix's arms and kissed him and learned every language in the universe and overloaded her brain with knowledge and Phoenix was healing her brain the whole time she was learning. 5 minutes later starfire finally copied everything and was able to speak every language in the universe. 

Phoenix " congratulations on becoming a phoenix's bride."

starfire "w-w-what do you mean by that lord? What do you mean I'm your b-b-b-bride?"

Phoenix "to kiss a phoenix is a challenge to that Phoenix to become his/her mate. If the phoenix doesn't tearn you to ash it means that he/she has enough emotion for you that you have the right to become his/her mate and kissing the phoenix for longer than 2 minutes and 30 seconds is declaring sed Phoenix your soul mate."

Starfire/Raven "WHAT?!?"