chapter 15: relaxing
" how are you doing mister bone daddy" Gilgamesh was relaxing on a sunbed and drinking cocktail and even commanded Artoria to bring fine send so his mini beach would be complete.
" Gil i think you should help me with running the Nazarick and why did you say to Albedo that my nickname is bone " Ainz was calm thanks to his passive skill ,but even so he wasn't happy about his new nickname and all the work that Gilgamesh throw at others.
But he didn't dare complaine because every time he try to force him his two guardians show him his place Albedo and Artoria can act terrifying if it's about Gilgamesh.
" lord Ainz I don't think you have right to say anything to lord Gilgamesh he has his work and you have yours you shouldn't interfere with his business " Albedo immediately shoot down his Idea.
" My lord isn't throwing his work at me he just punish me for my mistakes" Artoria for once supported Albedo and bow glare at Ainz and Ainz could feel the pressure from that he was little scare that they start up a rebellion if he don't comply.
" hello my beloved " Shalltear run to Ainz and try to hug him ,but Albedo stop her
" what are you doing gorilla women " Shalltear hate all womens that have bigger chest than her and even mans and one of the things that she love about Ainz is that he doesn't have a chest.
" lord Gilgamesh is presence please restrain your self in his presence and leave this behaviour for while you are alone" Albedo say to her and was holding her self back she want to kill that bitch so much for insulting her before her beloved ,but if she did the other big chested bitch would make her pay and her beloved would be angry she needs to hold back.
" I'm sorry lord Gilgamesh i won't do that again " Shalltear have started sweating as she was nervous about making lord Gilgamesh angry she knows that it's bad idea and he would make her pay if she tries that.
" I will be leaving tomorrow so I'm saying goodbye to my beloved lord " Shalltear say and send kiss to Ainz
" So the plot is progressing even with me here I think Shalltear will be still mind control if I don't do something" I use my claymore and see here still being mind control
after Shalltear left I look at Artoria " Artoria I have very important mission I use my skill and saw future Shalltear will be attack on her mission by some weak morgels you need to make sure she doesn't get defeated" Gilgamesh say to her
"my lord how could she be defeated if they are weak morgels " she asks her lord why Ainz didn't know how to react
" they hold world item it's robe it will be weared by old women you need to take it back with you " Gilgamesh answer her question
" wait minute you are saying that there is world items in this world " Ainz ask his friend as he didn't think there is possibility that the world items could be in Hands of the natives of this world
" around thousand years ago some players travel here ,but they are already death " gilgamesh just look at him like he was dumb what other mens could they possibly done to acquire the world items
" now let's continue with my hard ' work ' " Gilgamesh take out some of his fine vine and start sipping it and he got a idea
" hey Artoria could you give me a massage" Gilgamesh say to her and heart start forming in her eyes and she swiftly answer " yes " and start with her new found pleasure ,but all weren't happy about the development Albedo aura start getting darker and darker she crush the pen she was holding and black lines could be seen on her face she was furious.
" my lord I think I would be better choice for that " Albedo say in sweet tone and look at her rival with hatred.
" oh no you are busy with helping mister bone daddy so I won't be interrupt you any longer " Gilgamesh say to her and for good measure he add this " or are you trying to get out of your punishment" his eyes glow as he said that he want make sure that all yandares are as far away as he could make them be.
poor MC he don't know that he has not one but two yandares
" bone daddy I will be in my castle and if you want start that adventure facade you can ,but do something that I can tease you about please " Gilgamesh start teasing his friend
" how did... you peak in the future didn't you " Ainz look at his friend
" Yes and you do a lot of thing that make me excited " Gilgamesh look at him Riding big hamster and some other things that will be excellent black mail material.
" and Don't forget what you wanted to do to our poor Solution you wan....." before Gilgamesh could finish his teasing Ainz run towards him and cover his mouth
" please stop don't mention that thing" Ainz was so embarrassed he remember how he wanted to test if they really were in game so he was thinking about grabbing Solutions breast.
" I think that some perverted vampire will be really happy to help you with your urges" Gilgamesh say to Ainz horror he remembers what he saw and what scares him more is what he didn't saw he knew that Shalltear is something that you don't want in your bed ,but he knows how to deal with his friend he can set the beast free...
" Albedo work is finish for today you can go and help Lord Gilgamesh with his problems " Ainz try to give Albedo wink but he doesn't have eyes or eyes socket or any meat on his body ,but Albedo got the message that lord Ainz give her his blessings maybe she should let him live if he doesn't annoy lord Gilgamesh