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Our Lazy and Idiotic but Abnormal Life

Ian reincarnated into a world without magic. Soon, he found himself in a dilemma. One consciousness operating two different body, one male and one female. Ian cursed with laziness and passive idleness, how is he going to live his life operating two different bodies. This is a story about a person, who operates two different bodies trying to live an idiotic and lazy but abnormal life. (A wild older twin sister appears.) Aurora: Don't forget about me!!! I am cute and Awesome too. Aaron: Oh, will you shut it! I'm the MC FFS!!!! Nyx: I am you and you are me. Aurora: Ignore both of them, I am the best girl!!! (*w*)/Teehee~! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The cover of the book is not mine, I took that from pixiv. I'm an amateur at this. This is my first book I'm young and inexperienced, so if there are any mistakes? Please, help me improve it and let me know. [The novel is undergoing revision.] And enjoy the book. :-)

Hyacinth_FS · Urbano
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236 Chs

The Idiot King, who always sought death.

Sabastian plopped down onto his bed at his new apartment in Country O.

He just arrived at the apartment, his mother prepared for him.

The apartment was clean and all the necessities for his living were here.

Since he is not fond of doing manual chores around the house, his mother also prepared a housekeeper who will come every morning to do the chores except for preparing meals.

Sabastian likes to cook for himself, back at his home he was never allowed to go into the kitchen.

Now finally, he can cook his own food just the way he likes it, it's not like he doesn't like the food that was prepared for him at home but he missed his own cooking.

He was laying on his bed feeling tired, he just arrived in Country O, Star city.

He looked at the luggage near the bed.

he sighed staring at his unpacked luggage.

"Ah! I dont want to work dammit!"

He thought Nyx will be here for him to help him unpack his luggage, then later they will go to some restaurant nearby have some food and hang out all day.

But who knew, Nyx will be having fun elsewhere.

He tried contacting Nyx but her phone was unreachable. He later called another number Nyx provided him last time when she came to visit the Heilige manor. A woman answered the call and told Sabastian, that Nyx went to her school camping trip.

Such a sad life.

She will come back in a couple of days, so he will be spending his time alone for some days.

Sighing once more, he thought about his future.

As a Heilige, he has lots of option to choose from but there's also a mark on him which makes his life hellishly difficult.

Since he is pursuing the art of the sword, he has become a candidate to the title of the Sword Saint.

If he becomes the Sword Saint then he will become the next head of the Heilige family.

Even if he doesn't become the sword Saint? He as the son of Ursula and Harald Heilige has to too many responsibilities to shoulder in the future.

He thought after reincarnating, he finally will have a peaceful and lazy life.

But Nah, instead of a normal family he was once again thrown into another abnormal one.

He was a king in his past life and now he is not royalty but he's not too far off.

The Heilige Family is one of the 23 Sacred families and clans. Their status is no different than royalties.

His future is really troublesome! Sabastian thought.

Nyx told him about the organization they are creating.

He was really interested as it was similar to guilds and organizations in his previous life.

If he joins the organization, at least he will have some fun, right? right???

He didn't need to think much, since Nyx is his best friend he will definitely join.

Suddenly, his phone started to vibrate near him.

He took his phone and saw the name of the person who was calling him.

"Dammit, B**ch!" He cursed seeing the name.

He lifted his hand to throw the phone on to the wall but decided against doing that.

Sabastian took a deep breath trying to calm his emotions first, then exhaling his breath he picked up the call.

"Hello! Sabastian Heilige speaking." He forced a smile holding the phone in his ear and said picking up the call.

"v*st*aaaaaaard! vhy did you leave vithout telling me!!!" A screaming furious voice was heard from the other side of the call.

[A/N: The person has an accent. so have to get used to it]

Sabastian winced! Hearing the person on call.

"Stop screaming! Keep your voice down, will you Ana?" Sabastian said holding his forehead with his free hand, making an exhausted face. Clearly, he is currently annoyed and irritated by the sudden call when he is tired AF just arriving from a long flight from Country Z.

"Okay, but Savas! vhy didn't you inform me that you are leaving Country Z? I just arrived at your 'ome vut found out that you left for Country O. vhy did you leave for Country O? You never were interested in school. Aunty Ursula told me that you transferred to Carson's!! vhy? Is it something to do with your fianceé? Tell me 'onestly did that vitch said something to you? or 'ave something on you?" Ana from the other side of the call kept on chattering blah blah blah.

[A/N: from the above paragraph, the Vitch is actually Witch. Vitch=Witch. Like I said she has an accent, she can't pronounce W and B so it sounds like V]

Hearing only the first couple of sentences, Sabastian's head started to throb in pain.

'Oh! Gahd!' Sabastian said in his mind.

"Ana! I forgot. I left because I wanted to experience a normal life for once, that is why I left for Carson. I never said I dont like school, the only reason I didn't go to school in Country Z is that I never had any friends there. It's not about Nyx and she is a friend, not my fianceé. Even if she has anything on me or if she said anything, what is it have anything to do with you?" Sabastian said rubbing his forehead.

"Everything!!! She 'as everything to do with me! You are my child'ood naked vuddy-vuddy!!! Savas! ve grew up together naked, ve vathe together naked, ve did everything together, NAKED!!! We are naked vuddy-vuddy vest of vest friends!!! Savas, I know the size of your Savastian jr and you even touched my voovs and saw my Vajajajas!!!" Ana, started her second round of chatter and blah blah blah and this time it took all Sabastian's will power not to throw the phone on the wall to smash it to smithereens.

Hearing Ana, he really wanted to destroy everything on his sight.

Sighing, he said to Ana. Something he will regret for the next 100 years of his life.

"If you really feel unfair, why dont you also come to Country O and live with me you damn ho*!!" Sabastian said without thinking, irritated by Ana.

There was a few seconds of silence before Ana replied.

"Okay." Ana replied and hung up the call.

Sabastian finally realizing what the freak he did, screamed in despair.

He called back immediately but heard "The number you are trying to call is currently switched off."

Sabastian cursed and stood straight up, in a moment of a short fuse in his brain. He threw the phone onto the wall, finally Smashing the phone that he tried so hard not to smash when he was on call with Ana.

He soon regretted doing that and tried to turn back the phone but the display was smashed and burnt smell and smoke came out from the phone.

Sabastian plopped back on to the bed.

Sabastian: (ಥ﹏ಥ)

There were visible tears forming on his eyes, he started sniffing and lay on a fetal position on the bed.

He cursed himself, his head started to throb in intense pain.

"What the f*c* did I just do now!!!" He said before wallowing in despair till he fell asleep crying to who knows when.

Here's the chapter!

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Ana = The person without any shame or filter on her mouth. Has a peculiar accent and a toxic mind.

Sorry I was late to post this chapter because I didn't have internet until now there were problems with my isp.

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