New world filled with giant fucktards

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In the void lies a man, he looks to be betwe- alright no, no cliché introduction here boys. You already know the whole shtick, mc dies, he reincarnates etc etc. Lets just get right into the story, shall we?

In a galaxy far far away- wait shit, wrong opening. Lets do this again. In a forest in a world thought fictional, lied a boy, a 16 year old jackass, but a boy none the less. Waking up from his slumber he looks around, confused on his surroundings.

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Alright, where the fuck am I? Who the fuck decided it would be a good idea to throw me into some random ass forest. That's a dick move. Sighing, I get up, fully prepared to run faster than Forest Gump himself. I pat myself down and reach to get my phone out of my pocket, but alas, it isn't there, ever so slightly annoyed, I begin my walk down the forest. 'Praying to god that NOTHING will happen to me, not like it would be INTERESTING or anything.'

And, sure enough, I tempted fate enough for me to start hearing a growling sound behind me. Turning around ever so smug, I see a animal akin to a wolf but much, much larger. Oh and it also has some weird bone looking shit on it. Wait a minute, that's a grimm, isn't it. "Well I'm fucked, aren't I?" And true to my words, I was indeed fucked, because, not even a second later, said bitch bit my head off.

Waking up to a black void, I have but one thing to say. "Bet that's what anal feels like." I rub my eyes trying to get any grogginess that one gets from dying out and began hearing music. Certain music that plays when you die in Undertale. A grin slowly making its way up my face, I turn around and sure enough, see the words, 'GAME OVER' and ' You can't give up yet Vlad, stay determined'. Looking down a bit I see the RESET button. Pressing it, I instantly appear back to where I was before I died. "OH HELL YEAH BITCHS, IM UNKILLABLE MOTHER FUCKERS" I then proceeded to get my head bit off. Again... note to self: escape forest first, celebrate later.