Toilet

After Rias left with the CDs if her Anime, I got up and went to the door, intending on doing what I was trying to do before Rias arrived. Go to a Random World, to hopefully get some good amount of Cash.

I need money, as the effects of the first Part of the Heavenly Demon God Cultivation Manual is slowing down. It would take more than a year to just reach A rank, which can be achieved faster if I buy the second volume. And I want that faster improvement. I want to become OP as soon as possible, as being OP seems pretty fun.

I could just wait for Rias to return, or maybe for a new Customer to appear, but I want to go out myself, as just practicing my Magic, and killing the same Monsters in Terraria is getting a little boring.

Asuna is sleeping right now, as it's 1 am right now, so I can go without having to worry about her going to Terraria world alone, or her asking to come with me. I don't want to bring her with me when I go to a random world for the first time. She might get hurt again, and I don't want that. I have grown to care for her, more of as a friend than just a fictional waifu that I liked.

She has also gotten kinda attached to me, but it's understandable, as I am kinda like a white knight to her, saving her and all.

But which person in my place wouldn't save her? A Young girl trapped in a deadly world, doomed to die again and again, traumatized so much that she tried to kill herself multiple times. A very horrifying fate.

Only Sociopaths and Psychopaths wouldn't save her. Most people would definitely help her and provide food and shelter. Maybe they wouldn't go as far as to give her super strength. But she was one of my favourite waifu in my past life, and I just got a lot of money at that time. I had just won a jackpot, because of the Cute Dragon God Ophis. So I didn't mind Spending a Few thousands on her.

Then as she stayed with me, she turned from a fictional waifu to a real friend.

She's soo damn beautiful and her behaviour is so polite and friendly. Maybe it's just cause she is from Japan, which is known for being strict on their behaviour, but talking to her just feels nice. It's feels so different to talk to her, compared to the people I knew in my last life. They weren't the most pleasant of people to talk to.

She can cook amazing food, and likes to cook food for me everyday. She also loves anime, movies and video games. I had a fun time watching a few new anime with her. After I got multiversal Internet connection on my shop, we played a few online multiplayer racing games that she likes.

All in all, I like her a lot and don't want her to get hurt.

Anyways..... I got a little lost thinking about Asuna. I should continue with what I was doing. So I turned the Doorknob to open the door, wishing to go to a Random New World, only for a new Panel to pop-up in front of my face.

Do you wish to spend 1000 OT to travel to a Random World?

YES

NO

Seeing that, my good mood soured instantly. Even though the Upgrade never mentioned a travel cost in the description, it still needs 1000 OT for every travel. I spent 100,000OT for this upgrade and now have only 79,000 OT left out of the 700,000 OT I got from Ophis. And now it's asking me to spend even more. This fucking shitty market...

After venting my frustrations by punching the shop walls for a minute, I finally calmed down. I have no one I can complain to about this, as I don't know which bastard decided to not mention the travel cost in the description. And I would never curse the kind Sir Cero, who gave me this second opportunity. So I just decided to go with it.

After pressing yes, the Door connected to a new world. What I saw in front of me was.... a desert. As far as my eyes could see, there was an unending sea of sand.

Using OBSERVE, I got information on the current world, and it wasn't good news. The Whole world is just a big ball of sand. There's no living creatures here, nor any kind of useful ores or items. It was just a shitty world....

My first world is a bust. I knew I would get a few Shitty worlds when I thought of buying a Random World Upgrade, and think much of it at first. But now with the travel cost, it hurts a lot to see such a useless world. What am I gonna do with this big ball of Sand?

This Random World Connection upgrade has turned out to be something like a Gaccha. I love and hate Gaccha.

Anyways, I rolled my next Gaccha, and the next world Shocked me. The place I appeared in was deep under lava. Thankfully the shop stopped any lava from entering inside. I could take a swim in lava if I wanted to, as I have the 10 meter immunity range, but I thought not to do that.

My observe told me that this world was also pretty useless. There are a few decent materials in this world, but the whole world is buried in lava. So it won't be easy to get them. And the materials aren't worth the effort. So another Dull roll of this World Gaccha....

I rolled the next one, and it also turned out to be a useless roll. A world with only water. There's literally nothing but water. Just a Big Ball of water, with no land, or metals or anything. Can this thing even be called a planet? How does it even exist when there's nothing holding it together? Shouldn't it just disperse in random direction, or just freeze, since space supposed to be cold?

Forgetting about the useless planet, I rolled the Random World Gaccha again, and again and again. Until after about 15 more dull rolls, I got something new.

I saw a unique place in front of me, a place that was unlike anything I have seen before. A scenery that definitely wasn't beautiful in any sense. The view that was in front of me was that of a cursed land, for as far as I could see.

The ground was purple in colour, made out of something that looked slimy and muddy. The ground was pulsating every few seconds, and was oozing out various kinds of colourful gas, that if I had to guess, was poisonous. This didn't look like a place where there's anything valuable. But I can't judge a book by it's cover. So OBSERVE it is.

After using observe, and reading all of its information, I got the conclusion that this place was worth the 1000 OT. Or more like 18,000 OT, since all the others before were useless. This whole planet is a Poisonous planet, that is only inhibited by the most poisonous of creatures.

Various parts of this world has different kinds of poison, all varying in features. Some can rot flesh, some can melt metals, and some can even nullify magic, which is useful for killing purely magical creatures.

The deeper into the world, the more poisonous it gets. The planet core itself is just more poison, instead of insanely hot metals. The poison in the core of the planet is strong enough to kill S rank beings. So to go to the core, someone has to be even stronger, or needs a high ranked Poison resistance or Immunity.

There are no sentient Creatures here, only poisonous and venomous wild animals. So there won't be any problem with me taking anything I want from here.

The only problem is that I myself don't have any poison resistant skills. My Cultivation has made my whole body stronger, which infact makes me something resistant to deadly things like poisons. But the resistance isn't very strong, and many of the poisons here can kill me.

Next is my Mana Shield, which will keep the poison out, but not for long. The Poisonous gases will constantly erode the barrier, until it's broken. I can keep supplying it with mana, to stop it from breaking, but it won't last forever, as my mana will get exhausted sometime. Then there's also the risk of accidentally getting in contact with Mana nullifying Poison, which will destroy my Shield pretty quickly.

I can also buy Poison Resistance potions, but that's just a short term use, and it will reduce my profit. It doesn't sound good to me.

So I can go into this world and collect some poison to sell, but I have to be cautious, as I don't want to die of poisoning. I will come back to life, but the death will be very painful, which isn't something I want to experience.

So for now, I decided to collect the poison that was available in the 10 meter influence area of the Shop and sold it directly. I got only 290 OT for it, as apparantly the poison was pretty weak. I will go further into the planet to collect more powerful poison some other time.

Now it's time to roll the Gaccha once more. Since there's planet of pure sand, water, lava, and even poison, why can't there be a planet made if pure gold or maybe made up of expensive Swords? I want those kind of planet, if they exist.

So I rolled the Gaccha, letting my Gaccha loving part take control, ignoring my Gaccha hating part of the brain, that was screaming in protest of me rolling the World Gaccha.

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My Gaccha hating part was correct, as I have been getting dull worlds for the last 30 ones. Gaccha really is shit. This is why I fucking hate Gaccha.

Only one Good world out of the 48 pulls I did. This is a shit pull rate. Shouldn't it be atleast like 1 decent pull every 5 or 10 pulls? I mean, this upgrade isn't actually a Gaccha system, but since it's so similar, it should have a fixed rating like that.

Trying to forget about my shit luck, I decided to just pull two last times, to make it 50. I just love to keep numbers at a multiple of 5.

As I pulled my 49th pull, I saw something weird. The door opened inside a Toilet....

I mean it's good, since a modern toilet means it's a habitable world. So it should have good shit. But still a toilet? Atleast I know it's not a Rom Com or Ecchi, or there would have been a cute girl sitting on the toilet, who would have slapped me instantly...

But even though I got a possibly good world, I closed the door. I wanted to complete the 50th pull. I rolled the World Gaccha once again, and the door opened to...

another toilet...

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