Toilet Tari

We did a video call with Josh and Amy. we didn't really do the whole fashion advise thing, we just talk while Amber and I stayed out of camera view and got dressed. we were talking about my current situation.

"like Shawn is cute and all, like he's nice and perfect and everything but Caleb is... Woah, Caleb is just woah" i say and come back into camera view, pulling my hair into a ponytail.

"yeah, I'm a lesbian and i think Caleb is pretty Woah" Amber says.

"okay, okay, you've been talking way too much about these boys, we wanna see pictures" Amy say clapping her hands.

"yeah, give us pictures of hot teenage boys!!" Josh screamed before stuffing his face with fries.

"okay, okay" i pull up both their numbers from my phone and text them my favourite photos of both shawn and Caleb.

"Caleb, definitely Caleb " Amy said. "hey babe, what do you think?" she says to Josh.

"Caleb. What the fuck does a teenager need that kind of body for?" he says and turns to look at Amy. "would you hit that?"

"hmmm, definitely but i wouldn't mind shawn either" They said

"me too" they share a sweet kiss on the lips.

"awwwn, so cute. get off my phone, I'm having an life crisis here" i say and they pull apart.

"we say, do whoever you want to, you know we can't make decisions for you" Amy says and they're smile brightens blindingly. "Hi, my love "

i turn and i see my brother standing by the door. "hi, babies" he replies. "look, I'm going to go talk to them and you guys finish up. five minutes and then we leave"

he leave with tablet and shut the door behind me.

an hour later, I'm at my first ever college party. the music was loud and the frowd was full of dudes with smelly armpits. God, i hated it here but Amber and Wedy seemed to absolutely love it, judging by the fact that Amber had her tongue in a girls mouth and Wendy was grinding against a real cute guy. would Amy and Josh like that?. i felt like i was going to bother Amber and Wendy ifbi said i wanted to leave, so, i wandered around the house looking for someone to talk too.

"hi, do you want a beer?" A guy approached me with two cups in his hands. I'd seen him downstairs a while ago and he waved but i ignored him because i thought he was waving at someone else.

"su... sure" i took the cup from him and... jesus, i sniffed it.

"don't worry, i didn't roofie it" he say with a smile. "I'm Steven" he says and i smile. he had on black ankle boot heels, a black AC/DC t shirt and black skinny ripped jeans, his hair's black with cute easter egg hairclips in his hair. "i used he/him pronounces"

"I'm Vee" i reply and take a sip of the beer. "eww, gross" he laughs and takes the cup from me and hands me his.

"coffee rum and Dr.peppa, tastes way better than fermented wheat juice" he says and i sip from it. "dude, you really shouldn't be taking drinks from strangers"

"oh my god, make up your mind, do you want to roofie me or make friends with me" i blurt and i cover my mouth. "i am so sorry, i honestly have no filter" he laughs and i blush

"it's okay" he says and throws his hand over my shoulder. "drink up, babes... so, did you mind me calling you that?"

"no, i don't, you can call me whatever but it shouldn't be mean" i say takjng another sip of the drink because it was really good.

we started walking upstairs, he handed the beer to someone we passed and then we stopped at a door. he knocked on it and... wait.. Calley Dennis opens the door.

"Vee?" she says and smiles at me. "holy shit, i had no idea you'd be here"

"hi, Calley" i say softly, my mind elsewhere as i begin to count if it was her turn to be with call or not. holy shit, today is the first of her three days with Cal. I'm praying to God call isn't here.

"lets go in, babes" Steven says with a smile plastered on his face not knowing the amount of dread in me as i step into that room and see Caleb sitting by my brother talking.

wendell looks at me and waves. "hey" he says to me. Caleb see he no longer has my brother's attention and turns to look at what has his attemtion, unfortunately it was me.

"hi" i say to Wendell and he smiles.

"hi, Xavier" my face burns up because holy fuck i have a thing for my name coming out of his mouth.

"oh, you two know each other?" Wendell askes and i smile, all teeth and he immediately understands. "ohhhh, him"

"wait, me?" Caleb askes.

"no, silly, we aren't talking about you" Wendel says and crosses his legs, turning to face him and smiles that same smile he does when he's about to make a dick move.

"don't be a dick Wendy!" i say as i walk over to them, sitting in between them.

"Wendy?" Steven says

"Wendy?" the guy Wendell was grinding on says

"Wendy?" a random person says

"oh my fuckkng god, vee, they are never going to let me live it down" Wendel whines.

"well, you should have thought about that before you had that stupid look on your stupid face" i say flicking his forehead.

"oh my god, your nickname is wendy.... holy shit.." random... youbknow what, I'll just call him grind guy. grind guy says.

"what?" Steven asked.

"Before Wendy worked at dairy queen, where did he work?" geind guy askes.

"oh my god, Wendy worked at Wendy's" the entire room bursts out laughing.

"you know what?, i can't with you guys. Calley, come on let's go get more drinks" Wendy said and got up. he ruffled my hair and walks away with Calley Dennis trailing behind me.

i completely ignore Caleb because i do not want to be tempted. instead i turned to face Steven. "soooo..... how do you guys know my brother?"

it was grind guy that answered. "we went to highschool together, this is Vicktor Dennis, this is Steven Quinn and i'm T-"

"oh my god, don't tell me..."

"oh god"

"you're Toilet Tari" i squeal and everyone bursts out laughing.

"that was one time you guys, one fucking time" he says. i immediately knew who he was. so, Tari Layefa is an old friend of Wendy's, i never met him because his parent were strict about where he went and where he didn't but there was one story that stood out.

The story of how Tari and Wendy met. apparently, Tari jizzed his pants in class(teenage boy problems) and ended up trying to wash it in the toilet when Wendy found him. making him the Toilet Tari we all know amd love.

"i can't believe i finally get to meet you" i say

"and i can't believe we finally get to meet you too, Vee. your brother has a lot of stories about you, hes all mushy and shit when he talks about his Binky bear" he says and i blush. "oh, Binky bear is soo adorable, Binky bear is soo annoying" he say in an oddly close imitation of Wendell's voice.

"please don't call me that"

"hey, what did you guys do to my Binky bear?" Wendell says as he walks into the room with bottle of drinks in his hand.

"awwwn, he's gone all overprotective older brother on us" Steven says. "babes, look how much he wuvs you" he says to me and i groan.

"Dear God, what have i gotten into"

"don't call my brother babes, he has a boyfriend already... oh shit, is that okay for me to say?" he says unsure of whether he had crossed the line or not.

"yeah, it's fine" i tell him so he would get his smile back. he does smile, all teeth and i had to say something. "wipe that smile off your fucking face"

"you always could never see me happy" he say and plop drops the drinks on the table. he smiles again, this time it's the dick smile. "oh shit, i forgot the ice" he looks at me, then Cal. "why don't the both of you go get some?"

"yeah, sure" ever nice Cal immediately agrees. he stands by and helps me to my feet. "Come on, Xavier, let's go" he takes my hand and drags me with him

"why the hell are you doing this to me?" i mouth to my brother

"I'm just playing cupid" he mouths back and blows me a kiss.

i flip Wendell the bird as i leave and he laughs.

why is this happening to me?