chapter 1

HMM how sleepy i should sleep another 5 minutes , no less like 10 Yup that'll do.

Huh where's my blanket? ¿why can't I open my eyes!? ¿¿¡where am I!?? calm down me calm down inhale exhale ¿ dafuq i can't breathe? but but my heart is beating , wait my limbs feel heavy and groggy 🤔 ,did I get too drunk yesterday perhaps?

- - - - - - nope I didn't drink yesterday not that I remember at least my roommate was drunk and I had to go fetch him so he didn't drive in that state... but I myself didn't drink... and even then that doesn't explain why I can't breathe .

furthermore it's pretty warm wherever it is that I am and I'm floating?? no I'm in some liquid of sorts....wait......no no ......

.....,.................wait just wait: 1_ i can't breathe but my heart is beating

2_ i can't open my eyes and my body feel groggy

3_ I'm somewhere warm and I'm floating in some liquid

OKAY either 1 my roommate distracted me while I was driving and we crashed and now I'm in some kind of healing pod or some shenanigan like that while in a coma of sorts in some hospital ,heard those were in experimental fase or something or , 2 I'm in a womb which would mean i died probably his fault and I'm a fetus now which would explain many things.

eatherway I'm most likely dead cause I had told my family to disconnect me if I fell in a coma and didn't wake up in a month after reading a story of a guy who stays in coma for years suffering and got spooked.

if I am a fetus i have to wait some months any way.. so i can't track time ... so either i get pushed out during birth and get my booty slapped by some nurse or doctor or everything just fades away.?? probably?

so what do I do in the meantime?

what do people do in those webnovels in this situation? oh yea now i remember they timeskip to the beginning of the plot cof cof they sleep till birth cof cof , or they go full wuxia xianxia cultivatorish and start feeling the energy of the universe ,or chi or magic ,chakra ,nen or whatever there is? or building mind scapes , planning to conquer the world or building harems...

too much thinking man what a drag I'll just sleep while I can and see if I can find something out since baby are supposed to hear what their parents talk about at some point, and then I'll go with the flow . yep that'll do now🥱 I'll go to sleep 😴💤💤