Sand Shinobi’s Rest Station Became A Shitpit

Chapter 42: Sand Shinobi's Rest Station Became A Shitpit

Chiba felt a bit disoriented after being engulfed by the blinding light. It seemed like he had been transported to a different location.

Thud!

He fell to the ground and looked around, realizing that he was in a room filled with scrolls and papers. Standing before him was Rosa, still in a kneeling position, as if worshipping him.

"It's over for you!" Rosa raised his head at that moment and uttered those three words, his pale face adorned with a twisted smile that held both madness and delight.

Even with the bloodstains and filth on his shoulders, Rosa didn't flinch or show any discomfort. Instead, the stench stimulated his senses, sharpening his alertness.

"This is a rest station on the frontline of our border. We have hundreds of our ninjas here. You're finished!" Rosa spoke with an even wider grin, reveling in her victory.

However, Chiba also burst into laughter and kicked out.

Boom!

Rosa's face swelled from the impact of the kick, and he tumbled towards the wall with a thud. For a moment, silence enveloped the room.

"Huh?"

Just as Chiba was about to finish him off, Rosa's body suddenly flashed.

Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!

Several kunai were shot from outside the room, each adorned with bright exploding tags.

"I didn't kill you. It was your own people who wanted to blow you up..."

For a brief moment, Rosa felt a flicker of realization before Chiba activated his mimicry ability.

Mimicry Ability: Hydration Technique.

In an instant, Chiba's body transformed into a steaming pile of dung.

Boom!

An explosion ensued, filling the air with smoke. The room was instantly destroyed.

"Did it work?"

"Master Rosa couldn't have been killed by such a small explosion, right?"

"How is that possible? How could a small blast harm Master Rosa?"

"Be careful. The enemy might not be dead yet."

Several Sand Shinobi stared intently at the center of the explosion, remaining on guard.

Gradually, the smoke cleared, and their eyes widened in disbelief.

There he was, Rosa, battered and covered in blood from the blast.

"What...?"

Several of them stood there, stunned, struggling to believe what they were seeing.

"Why didn't Master Rosa protect himself with sand?"

"What about the enemy?"

"They should've been blown to pieces."

"Quick! We must save Master Luo Sha immediately!"

Panic ensued as they rushed to provide first aid to Rosa, who was bleeding profusely. Unnoticed by anyone, a puddle of dung swiftly flowed through the sand beneath their feet.

"Hydration Technique is quite effective, but it does make me quite thirsty."

Traveling underground, Chiba grumbled while he started to investigate the rest station.

He wasn't in a rush to attack; instead, he wanted to assess the enemy's strength and numbers. Suddenly, a chirping sound echoed through the air.

"Huh? A Ninja Hawk?"

In his dung-water state, Chiba's senses picked up the noise.

"It's not safe to stay here. Ninja hawks are watching from above. If I use wide-area ninjutsu for an attack, I'll be discovered instantly..."

After releasing the hydration technique, Chiba felt a sense of urgency.

Ability activated: Reincarnation of Grains.

In the next moment, scurrying sounds filled the rest station.

All the Sand Shinobi vanished.

"Ah! What's happening? Why are my pants down?"

"I'm in the same boat. I can't move a muscle..."

"I feel like I've been ravaged for three days and nights. I can't move~~"

"Get your ass off me, your crap is splashing on my face..."

A group of Sand Shinobi lay there, fried, weakly shouting.

They were all defeated. Several Sand Shinobi who were attending to Rosa suffered the same fate, unable to escape.

In the nick of time, one Sand Shinobi turned around to assist Rosa with his leg wound, only to meet the same fate.

The thin dung soaked through his trouser pocket and fell into Rosa's mouth with a "baha."

…

The hawk chirped once again. Having sensed the situation at the rest station, the Ninja Hawk swiftly soared through the air, heading toward the frontline of the border.

"It has been detected~~"

Looking up at the sky, Chiba knew it was time to evade.

"However, since it's been detected, I must keep a souvenir."

Stepping away from the rest station, Chiba turned back and clasped his hands.

Why, you might ask? For dramatic effect!

"Shitty escape! Ah bah! Earth Release: Super Large Swamp of the Underworld"

In an instant, the entire ground of the rest station transformed, becoming a steaming cesspool.

Splash! Splash! Splash!

All the Sand Shinobi tumbled into the cesspool like dumplings.

"Help! Help!."

"I've got crap in my mouth, help!"

"Someone lend me a hand. I can't move..."

"My head's going under. Pull me out quickly, Gululu..."