Earning Scumbag Points (1)

"Scumbag system. Is this a joke?" Cha Jun Seo asked sarcastically. He was yet to come to terms with reality.

The busty female bowed to Cha Jun Seo before speaking: 

[ The Scumbag system was created in this world to have scums like you enjoy yourselves while earning scumbag points. The key to survival is of course – the scumbag points.]

"Why reincarnate me as Kakashi Hatake?"

[ I am not programmed to answer all your questions. I am only here to introduce you to the system. ] The busty hologram woman bowed and answered.

"Is that so?" Cha Jun Seo replied, squinting his eyes. He was, of course, skeptical about everything. However, he had read numerous novels with similar settings to this before, so he figured that he should try to accept it for now. 

[ Kakashi Hatake, I have to remind you that right now, you have zero power and zero scumbag points, which is a huge risk to your life at this moment, because you need to prepare for Zabuza's return. ]

"Surely you won't be telling me this bullshit without a solution?" Cha Jun Seo asked, wondering what the hologram woman was getting at. 

[ The Scumbag system is hidden, and is not open to everyone. That is, not to everyone who doesn't have the Scumbag system. There are 3-4 scumbags in each universe who operate under the Scumbag system. For this world, you are the only scumbag right now, which gives you an unending advantage over other scumbags who has yet to come. ] 

[ Scumbags do scum things to earn scumbag points. And with the scumbag points, you will be able to do some rather interesting things. ] 

[ To help guide you in your first attempt at gaining Scumbag Points, please throw away your old life and attachments as Cha Cha Jun Seo and begin afresh. This will earn you ten points. ] 

When told to abandon his former self as Cha Jun Seo, he didn't have to think twice before declaring: "Who is this Cha Jun Seo you speak of? I am Kakashi Hatake." 

He cared not about his identity back in his previous world. He didn't even care too much about Cha Mirae, the person closest to him. That girl made him lose his life anyways. When he said that he'd abandon his previous identity, he really meant it. 

[ Scumbag Points +10! ] 

[ Congratulations! You've earned your first Scumbag Points! Before I lay out more instructions and open up more of the Scumbag System's functions, you must regain the original skills of Kakashi Hatake and prove that you are in fact, a Scumbag. ] 

The hologram continued. 

[ To do that, you have to earn a minimum amount of one hundred Scumbag Points. I wish you the best of luck, Kakashi Hatake. ] 

The hologram disappeared and Jun suddenly became excited. He laughed at how the hologram made a big deal about forgetting his past life… and at how it was asking him to prove himself as a scumbag. 

But, what can he currently do to earn more scumbag points?

Kakashi thought for just a brief moment before settling down on a certain thought. 

His mind drifted off to his supposedly three students; Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke. And an idea popped in his mind. 

Without hesitation, Kakashi began preparing to execute his plan and began weaving hand seals for a few Jutsus he remembered from the anime. Luckily, even though he doesn't have mastery of some Jutsus, he still has access to his Chakra. It seems that he's able to easily channel it too with the help of hand seals. 

He had practiced these hand seals for fun during his middle and high school years, but now they were crucial for his plan to succeed. 

Looking back, however, he cringed at how he used to yell out the names of the Jutsu while performing the hand seals.

…. 

After about four hours of practice, afternoon came and Kakashi was finally able to use the few Jutsu that he remembered: Substitution and Clone Jutsu. He even went off on a tangent and practiced his Sharingan Genjutsu. 

Sharingan Genjutsu doesn't particularly require him to weave hand signs, but weaving the hand signs helped him get used to sending chakra to his Sharingan eye. He took two of the four hours just practicing how to create Genjutsu with the natural illusion ability of the Sharingan. ( Practiced using himself as the target through the mirror )  

He wanted to revel at his talent and continue to try out a few more Jutsu, but just then, Sakura walked into the room. 

"Kakashi Sensei, are you feeling alright? You've been cooped up in here for a little while…" Sakura placed her hands behind her back and shifted while feeling a little embarrassed of what Naruto and Sasuke asked her to do. 

"I'm feeling fine. What's up?" Kakashi asked. 

"You heard Tazuna earlier... It seems that Zabuza is going to come back… so we wanted you to train us. We know that it's a little shameless of us to ask since you've just recovered and might still be injured, but we really want to get stronger." Sakura explained and brought her hand to her chest and pressed it on the small breasts of hers. 

"Mmhh, sure. Call the others, we are heading out." Kakashi answered. He was going to ask them to go out with him after another hour of practice anyways. But since they wanted to do it now, he didn't mind. The things that he prepared were enough for his plan so it's fine. 

"Really!? Okay Kakashi sensei," Sakura beamed and ran off. 

A few minutes later, Sakura returned with Naruto and Sasuke. They all stepped out of the house and walked straight to the forest with Kakashi behind their trail. There were huge tall trees everywhere. 

The sun was very bright. They walked until they got to an open clearing. Kakashi turned to face them. They were looking at him, shivering with anticipation.

"Alright, to start training you three, we will start off with a battle. Fighting is the best way to get experience after all. Though, I will have to say that I won't be going easy on you three," Kakashi grinned at them mischievously and lifted his headband, revealing his Sharingan. 

The primary reason he was confident that he's going to succeed in his plan is all thanks to his Sharingan which remained activated even though he's not too proficient in it yet. 

When Sasuke saw the Sharingan, he became more vigilant. As an Uchiha, he knew just how powerful the Sharingan is… going head on with Kakashi is just plain suicide, and he felt that it was best if they backed off first so that they can come up with a plan. 

Even Naruto and Sakura became serious when they saw their sensei who's seemingly serious. 

"Yes, sir!" they all chorused and sped into action. Sakura and Saskuke looked at one another before escaping to the bushes because they thought of the same thing… but Naruto remained.

Kakashi knew this scene all too well.

He couldn't help but comment: "I thought your teamwork would be better now after going through all those missions with Sasuke and Sakura." 

"It's okay, Kakashi sensei! I remained because I wanted to have a rematch against you to see how strong I am now!" Naruto weaved hand signs; he extended both index and middle fingers of both hands and joined them together, clapping both fingers on both hands. 

"Multi-shadow clone Jutsu!" Naruto screamed, releasing multiple clones of himself, rushing to attack Kakashi at once.

Kakashi also sprung into action, attacking and destroying Naruto's clones with a punch each. He didn't hold back at all and went all out with whatever skills and experience he had. Naruto stopped for a moment and was shocked. Kakashi-sensei just recovered, but he is fighting like it was nothing.

Kakashi sensei is strong after all, Naruto thought as he tried to hide himself in his group of shadow clones. 

Suddenly, out of nowhere, he was kicked by Kakashi on the butt and was thrown several meters into the air. It was at that moment that he realized that Kakashi had figured out where he was hiding and used the substitution Jutsu with one of his shadow clones! 

As he flew away, Naruto instinctively threw a rope against Kakashi's hand, and used the force to propel himself back towards Kakashi, aiming for a kick to his face. 

With the Sharingan, however, it was easy for Kakashi to keep track of Naruto's newbie movements. So in response to Naruto, Kakashi allowed his hand to be caught by the rope. 

But as Naruto was using the rope to return, Kakashi grinned and lowered himself to the ground. 

Naruto had his legs wide open for him… and this moment is perfect for his scumbag plan! 

Kakashi's eyes gleamed with stars before he put his hands above his head; clapping them together and extending his middle and index fingers to form a triangle. 

Kakashi didn't even need to do anything, and allowed Naruto to pull his ass right to his fingers! 

"One thousand years of death!" Kakashi screamed and inserted his extended middle and index fingers into Naruto's anus, getting to his rectum.

As Kakashi screamed out the terrifying jutsu once more, Naruto let out a scream of his own, wincing in agony as his eyes bulged with shock. He plummeted to the ground and grabbed at his backside, feeling the sharp pain radiating through his body. 

"GAHKKK!! THIS IS NOT COOL, KAKASHI SENSEI!! NOT COOL!!" Naruto let out a high-pitched scream and clutched his buttocks in pain, feeling extremely wronged. Kakashi did this same thing before, but it hurted more this time!! 

[ Scumbag Points +30! ] 

Instantly, a Holographic Notification appeared in Kakashi's vision, telling him that he earned some scumbag points. Kakashi laughed out hysterically when he saw the notification because it seemed that his plan really is working. 

This hysterical laugh, though, made Naruto think that Kakashi was laughing at him… and Naruto felt a fear of Kakashi being developed deep inside of him…