Having Spare Hearts Doesn't Hurt, Does It?.

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(Our MC is OP and is elder of Even Madara and Hashirama. So, He has a lot of spare time. So, he will create lots of clone and enjoy his life. He will be elder in all major village. He will acquire the body of dead and live his life. So, He will get his waifus. He will acquire body of a genin who died and be friend with Tsunade and get her. He will do the same with Hinata too. Also I don't want him to have many women. Why? Because too many woman will cause other to have less novel time. He won't be able to give his time to his women. More the woman less the time for individual. Maybe I will use clone for his each woman. Well, its matter of later.)

Mark was in prison for few days. During that time he mastered a lot of jutsus. Like, shadow clone, rasengan, chidori, and .... He basically mastered almost all the jutsus shown in Naruto. Except for kekkai Genkai, Tottou, Mora. During this time he found something special. That he can get his soul out of his body for few minutes. After that he has to return to his body. System told him that, His soul is so strong that he can survive out of body. If he wants his soul to be out of body indefinitely then he has to learn sealing jutsus. Then Mark made plan for himself. How he is gonna learn Sealing Jutsus.

(Sealing Jutsus were the best thing in the Naruto world. Everyone thinks Senju and Uchiha are the strongest clan but Uzumakis were the true overlord. They had high vitality, chakra and strong body. Unlike senjus they weren't maniac or barbaric. Senjus loved fighting while Uzumakis went logical way. They found Sealing Jutsus were the best way of being strong. Moreover they were peace loving so they never participated in any war. So, They are underestimated.

Unlike Uchiha and Senju who participated in life and death battle to become strong Uzumakis' used gravity seals and likes to train. They also had a way to communicate to the hell. They made reaper seal to communicate to shinigami world and summon them. Just imagine using seals all over the place and fighting. Seals to make your body strong as stone. Seals for communicating, Seals for barrier, seals for attack, seals for chakra store, seals for.... and the most broken was, Tail beasts that villages found Overpowered can be sealed by a uzumakis. If the uzumaki is strong then alone can seal likes of Kyubi. Kushina in her deathbed restrained kyubi. if she knew sealing kyubi again in her would save her then she would have pulled him back to her.)

Mark had decided that he would go to Uzumaki village to learn Sealing Jutsu. But, the problem is, even though they are peaceful Mark doubted they would accept him, a stranger. "In this Warring State Period, Everyone is at war. I doubt they will even accept me. What should this lord do??" Mark was thinking about how to gain Uzumakis trust and learn their Sealing Jutsus. "Ahh. Whatever, Let this Lord get out of this shit hole."

Like in Avatar: The Last Air Bender, Uncle Iroh who trained in cell, Mark also did the same. He would put guards in their sleep and train every single day. After about a month he thought he could kill all those Elders and get out of here. Next Day, The elders were coming to check the body and placing a seal in his body so he wouldn't betray them. "This is the perfect time for me to strike.", Thought Mark.

"System"

"Yes host"

"Show me my Status"

"Yes boss"

"Status Panel:

Name: Kakuzu The Demon/ Mark The Devil

Race: Human

Bloodline: No Bloodline

HP:4000---------->9999(10+/sec)

Chakra: 1500----->9000(10/sec)

Willpower/Spirit: Indefinite

Strength: 150---->2000

Agility: 100------->1050

Intelligence: indefinite

Wisdom: indefinite

Skills:

Taijutsu: Advance Gym work/ Basic Chunin Training

Ninjutsu: No

Genjutsu: No

Senjutsu: No

Fuinjutsu: No

Kenjutsu: No

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1. SOUL BODY: User can keep soul out of the body and survive independently. Time is dependent on the strength and ability of the user and soul. Having and special body like hosts can make your soul survive without body but if the body dies so will the soul. But, Using seals can even make soul survive without body, even if the body dies soul wont. It's like immortal soul.

(Currently can use for 4 minutes. User's body can't function without the soul. And, the soul is attached to the life force of the body. If the body dies so will the host's soul)

2. HAKI: Haki refers to a spiritual force that everyone in the world of One Piece possesses, yet, it is awakened by a few. Simply put, Haki allows its users to control their spirit in a way in which they can sense the energy of others, and manifest it as an armor or in some case dominate other, inflict damage and so on.

2.1. Armament Haki: Strengthening body. User uses spiritual or will power to strengthen the body or make shield around the body. Has different stages...

(Host can currently strengthen the body and fist. Being The soul body too strong host can use it indefinitely. Host needs practice.)

2.2. Observation Haki: Battle Instinct. 360 degree view around user..............

(Host can slightly feel around the user's body. Range is 10. Being user's soul too strong host can use it indefinitely. Host needs practice.)

2.3. Conqueror Haki: Kings Haki. Dominate, Supress enemy's soul. Form of Soul attack.....

(Host can weakly attack other's soul and make them sleep. Host's soul being immortal mortal, host can use it infinitely. Host needs practice to have max efficiency of the haki. Host can use it along with SOUL BODY to have awesome effect. Host good luck.)

"Okay, so, this is my stats. Being this Warring State and I'm being in Waterfall village where people are weak, I should be able to kill my way out. Let this lord get some sleep. huhahahaha."

Next day

"Oi, Demon Come out.", One of the elder dragged him of his cell. Mark was laughing inwardly thinking about how much he would torture these bastard. He was once again dragged towards a room where he was made to go through all that pain. There was a table where he could see a lot of scrolls. and different seals and writing he assumes to be techniques. "Using these seals we can control this monster and we shall rule the world. Oh, how is it going with the new body for me?", an old man who is like a dying candle asked other people.

"Everything is okay milord(My Lord) After the sealing process is complete, you can acquire the body. We are just checking the body of this monster. After the sealing process is complete, we will know the true potential of this body. Then we shall proceed as you instructed.", one of the elder tried to boot lick the self-proclaimed milord. Being happy, the old man said, "You did the good job Yusuke, you shall get the sky island as yours. Also, call Yakuzu after the sealing. I want to see if he can integrate the monster bloodline in me. I want to integrate every bloodline power in me. After that I shall kill Jigan.", Old man was speaking with sly smile.

"What Jigan? Oh, shit I forgot about that monster Ishiki. He came with Kagyua and she killed him. At least She thought that but actually he was alive and get inside the body of a monk named Jigan. Basically he is a parasite inside Jigan. As a parasite in mortal's body he was able to fight Naruto and Sasuke and overpower them. And, he was killed by Kagyua. How strong is my future wife? hehehe. I like that. I love conquering strong woman. But I need to beware of Jigan. He must have planted his minion already in the world. Well, I need to get out of here first."

All the elders were about to cast some jutsu but then, "Conqueror's Haki", then suddenly all the elders started falling down with foam out of their mouth. Stronger ones were looking as if they were looking at the monster. Then they started hitting him with all the jutsu's in their arsenal.

"Fire Jutsu","Water jutsu","Earth Jutsu","Lightning Jutsu".............

Mark then used haki and made his body strong. He wasn't injured much and would heal with minimal energy/chakra since he has immortal body. "Even though I have lot of stamina, energy but currently I just have a heart. If it gets destroyed I will die.", thought Mark. He then started protecting his heart from attacks. But still he was able to kill lots of elders in there. Everyone was panicked but the self-proclaimed milord was laughing, smiling. He knew this power doesn't come from the body itself. "This kid is interesting. His soul must be special. I need to get out the techniques from him. hahaha. Finally, Jigan can't be hurt with jutsus but with body he can be killed. I shall get this kid's technique." Mark was also, starting to get tired. Even with haki and his body, he is still kid. He isn't Kakuzu from canon who was old monster. Now he is just a kid with immortal power. And, still the milord hasn't started attacking. He was thinking what the fuck??. "How can I get out of here?? How did Kakuzu get out of here??? No, wait he didn't get out. He was slave until his adulthood. And, later he was thrown out because he couldn't kill the monster Hashirama. They thought he was weak. Once he got out of their clutches he killed the elders and got their heart."

Now, Mark had sweat in his forehead. "Doesn't that mean I have to be their slave and All my dream of being the master of Madara and Hashirama is gone. My dream of being the lord of all the elemental nation and hidden village is gone.", Mark was really frustrated. Why did I want to become Kakuzu?? Why didn't I think of this?? Seeing the mark on Kakuzu I should have known his story. Kishimoto never mentioned his all backstory. But, being the smartest human I could get near it. Fuck, I misjudged this shit.

Somewhere in god's realm,

"Hehe, My friend Mark, let's see how you would get out of there. The mortal who defeated me, let me see the power once again. The chance of you getting out is zero. show me the power.", Drake was laughing and looking at the universes and muttering.....

Elder God's realm, All the elder gods were looking at the Mark's predicament. All elders were looking at Mark curiously. He was their lord, they were curious at how he would get out of there. While, The Almighty was sad and frowning. He was looked as if he was calculating something. All the gods were stunned at his antics. Then suddenly The Almighty spoke, "Sigh, I don't even know what will happen. Should I stop this or Let what happens to happen. What has Lord Fate planned? How much does his mortal soul will suffer?".....................

Back to Mark,

"Stop this fight", Suddenly the milord spoke. "But milord this monster is killing everyone.", one of his guard spoke hastily. "Then let him kill them. He is more important to me than you fools.", listening to his statement all were angry. They wanted to kill him but he was a lot stronger than them and also they has to deal with Kakuzu. Kakuzu killed to the last one. He was tired and his body needed rest. No matter what his mortal body needed rest. His soul was still completely fine but his body wasn't. "Damn, I need to kill him. ughhh..", Mark jumped and attacked the milord. Then, boom. Mark didn't know what happened. His body ached. his body was injured all over the place. It was slowly healing. "Damn, it. This Lord is losing.", Mark was lamenting. In Naruto, Kakuzu was just a normal monster so he survived as a slave. But, Mark has shown so much power that he won't be let alone. "Maybe, this monster will take my body.", thought Mark.

Suddenly, his neck was clutched by a hand. "Oi, kid tell me all the technique you have. I was the one who made you like this. I'm milord. And, I know your body isn't capable of this. So, tell me the truth, I might give you swift death.", milord gripped a little too hard. "hahaha, you shit if you are killing me then why would I give you my secrets.", Mark laughed. He knew his death was near and didn't want to surrender. "Then so be it. Your soul shall be tortured.", suddenly Mark was at void. The same void he was floating when he died back at earth. Suddenly there was a man in front of him. He then used some jutsu and lots of chains came out of nowhere and captured Mark. He felt pain. He was told his soul is stronger than even Ostotsukis. Then he remembered something. "System"

"I'm here host."

"Where am I? Is it mindscape or genjutsu?"

"Host this is mindscape. I thought your intelligence was greater than Drake but I seem to be wrong."

((Drake who was listening to their talk suddenly choked. You shit you are my creation. What is happening? Now, Mortals are better than the gods and even the A.I. are defying the gods. Sigh,))

Now, Mark joined the dots. Yes, All those Jigan's pawn are either robotic or android likes. So, there is a small chance of having a mindscape like others. And, this is void means there is nothing. It is strong at the same time weak.

"System then how can I break free from here?"

There was no response. milord started to torture Mark's soul. It hurt. It was years and he was hurt. For years in the mindscape he was tortured. All this time he endured but then he couldn't. He struggled. His soul started to vibrate. Then, his eyes became black He then screamed, "How dare you?", milord felt threatened. He felt fear.

"Connecting to host. Successful. Answering the host's question, Host you have immortal-mortal soul. Stronger than others. You can force your way out of here. Just concentrate on what you want to do or to happen and you can kill his soul here and he will die."

"Ok, it seems easy. let me try."

Mark, Concentrated and thought, no rather he gave order, break free from chains. Then the chains binding him cancelled. "Let there be absolute prison" Mark said and a prison appeared out of nowhere. He was excited. He pointed towards the milord and, "be gone", suddenly milord's soul started to dissipate. In his own mindscape he was defeated. Milord died.

Kakuzu opened his eyes. "Damn it, for more than 4 years. sigh, I also gained immunity towards mind attack. Until I want no one can pry open my mind. well, let's see what I have got.", Mark then looked towards dead bodies. Even though body is dead its many organs are still working. A normal heart works as long as it gets oxygen and energy. So, even if a day or two is gone it should work for a stronger shinobi. Let's see" After scavenging the hearts of the dead he found, 13 hearts were still working including Milord. "Okay, this is perfect I need four hearts for myself. Then I shall keep other for stock."

"Having spare heart doesn't hurt does it?"