Fresh Air and Meeting The Main Casts!

And here I am looking down at the peasants of this messed up world, HUMANS!, Well, you will be wondering what is I'm staring at right? It is that one dude called Issei and his retarded family lineage, I read those novels about incest and it made me sicker than those with Auschwitz... Anyways, one day I was walking along with my dear mother and father holding onto them for dear life as the weird, overdeveloped adults from HS DXD world were staring at me like I was the sweetest of honey. It gives me the creeps whenever I get stared by them, my approach to this would be to grab any interesting items I come across on and repeatedly beat the shit out of the weirdos...Repeatedly.

But we can't do that yet as my stats were what to be expected as a NORMAL main character of a novel, here you can see for yourself.

Kaen / MC: "System, Open Seasame!"

(Author: Open Seasame is used to open the status)

System: Status shown below:

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Name: Kaen ARCHEIS

Age: 3Years 2Months

Skills:

1) Scan

2) Kagune; Dragonic Sword

3) OP Power Boost

Inventory:

1) Random Weapon Crate

2) Random Mission Token

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"

And that was all I got, still quite lucky as a Random Weapon and Mission Crate/Ticket is awesome, although I genuinely could receive a stick that's more than enough to stabie stabie a few dozen people.

Well, then time to open both of those Crate/Tickets and receive the goods for the impending doom of Kuoh and all those other extra races like demons, demons and more demons.

If you can get it by now I hate demons and I'm not planning to stick a bird skull into their stomachs and ask my friendly neighbourhood cannibalists to summon an actual demon into the stomachs of these retarded, power-hungry, overgrown red things.

Kaen / MC: "Open the Goodies!"

System: "This is what you have received for world domination:

1) Scissor Blade!

2) Mission Received!

Mission Level C- --> Kill or Manipulate one of the main heroines from HSDXD and get them to farm EXP for you, through killing or tormenting people!

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"

MMMMMMMM, A red sword that works wonders, a sword that is also from an anime that advertises Exhibitionism to a whole new level. And the mission is not that bad, the one person that comes to mind is either the Blue Haired Bitch called Xeno... Xenovi... Nevermind. Or the small blonde-haired reject of a worshipper, stupid enough to keep praying after she got turned into a devil. Perfection!

I still don't know where to begin but the loud crunch of a bone woke me up and I realised my sweet mother had broken a drunkards hand, my sadistic tendencies are intensifying. Now, all I have to do is drown the bastard under a tank of water and scream like a certain bold blue eyes white dragon *Cough* Hitman Number Dos *Cough*. Stay Hydrated!

However before I could make a move my father and mother carried on walking like it was the most common thing in the world, now that I look at them carefully, it looks like they are some kind of nobility in this weird summoning world full of demons, demons and more demons.

I looked around as we were approaching the park, my mother abruptly said to me with that voice one cannot ignore or disobey...

Mother: "Hun-Bun, go play with those kids over there" As she pointed at what seemed to be the Main Character of HSDxD, A certain blond poney tailed little girl.

This time around, I will go up to them and act like a very friendly person and get to know the other Poney Tailed one and completely ignore the brown-haired shit. Or I could talk to him too, but I don't think that will work well as my noble self will be disgusted having to strick up a convo between what normal people do and a person who is devoted to breasts and Zinah.

(Author: Zinah is having intercourse before one is married, I'm Muslim if you couldn't find out already and I detest Harem and Hentai because it is disgusting)

As I saw that they were about to start a conversation I walked up to them and asked with a smile on my face, not trying to blow my cover as a spy that's going to be their impending doom. Anyways, Back to the dialogue!

Kaen MC: "Hello! Can I join? I'm Lonely..."

Yes, that was my best start to a happy conversation about how to sta-, I meant how to start a motorcycle...

Issei: "Sure, What's your name? Mines Issei and the Blond Haired on next to me is Irina."

Irina: "Hiii!, So what is your name?"

Kaen: "Mines Kaen, so what were you guys going to talk about?"

Issei: "So uhhhh, we were going to talk about how I'm going to be the HAREM KING! and that everyone should take upon devoting themselves to learn about Oppai!"

As I heard anything about "Harem" or "Oppai" my face contorted more than the wheel that spins a bored hamster. My disgust is immeasurable and my day is ruined. More of a reason to stab the shit out of Issei and his however many generations that come from him and the whole town of Kuoh.

Kaen: "Uhhh, ok... So where did you get the dream of being a Harem King from?"

Issei: "Oh, some old guy that would give speeches from time to time, he doesn't come anymore though, but there was only me and whenever I try to reveal this to anyone they would look at me weird. It is not that bad, right?"

As we were conversing about why and how Harem and King shouldn't go anywhere near each other and how Irina Shidou doesn't fit with this kind of person, I realised that my parents had come back from who knows where and I was going to leave, thank the lord high above, I already lost one half of my brain talking with this guy."

Kaen: "Oh my parents are here! I have to go, Bye!!!"

Irina: " See you around "

Issei: "Likewise"

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And here I was in my supposed enterable storage training like a madman, and before anyone says anything about, "HEY YOU ARE A 3-YEAR-OLD, YOU CANT TRAIN FOR SHIT", well mister person, I can and you can't do shit because of plot armour and my large don-. Nevermind.

So as I was saying, I can train because of a certain trait, the Character of Akito Sai, As his Void Body is Overpowered beyond compare, All I had to do is practise a couple of Cultivation Technique I bought from the system with my spare TH Points ( Figure out what that means yourself ) And these were my stats:

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STR: 100 - LOCKED ( Set to 12 )

AGI: 100 -

STA: 100 -

MP: 500 - Cultivation Qi converted to MP.

DEF: 1000 - UNLOCKED ( Set to 200 )

EVA: 150 - ( Set to 40 )

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I know, I know, it looks like its a bit too much, but I'm going to be saving this and using this as I get more and more overpowered and more bloodthirsty, speaking of Blood Lust, might have to add that in.

So that was very anti-climactic as I thought I would have to kill a couple of rats and some retarded stray devils or demons or some shit like that. And if anyone thought I forgot about my dear old BodyGuard, I asked the System to give him a mission every time he finishes one so that he becomes a killing machine, Literally a machine. When I get more points im turning him into one of those Androids from DBZ but Blood Lust x 100. So an android version of Alucard minus the blood-sucking and contracting several STDs.

I won't give his stats as his stats are like a Bagillion times more than mine, not only did I buy a few cultivation techniques that I won't mention as it won't help me kill people, I bought taekwondo and karate and a transforming fork that I use to make peoples eyes into noodles. Tasty...

Oh yeah, and I might have come across a potential steal in the market, or that random dude eating grapes is trying to help me out, here look for yourself:

Market:

SPECIAL DEAL: Chloroform Handkerchief - A normal Handkerchief that when used manipulates a person to do whatever the user wants, whether it be Killing, Killing or more killing! Anyways its costs like 1,200 TH Points.

Buy - {{YES}} {{ NO }}

And because I have my sadistic tendencies screaming at me to buy it even if I will waste 1200 points, I clicked Yes and I felt like someone was trying to drill a hole in my head and empty a bucket of water in there somehow. It didn't hurt though, I don't know why.

So that was it for today, my energy has been depleted and I jumped into my bed and slept like a log.

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Thanks for reading! That's Chapter 3 and there is no schedule for uploads, I will try to do at least 2 chapters or more a week. Have fun with whatever book you are reading and it would be helpful for me if most of you guys can add it to the Library, Like and Share it. Also, Stay Hydrated!