Soul Loophole

Five minutes came and whizzed on by in the blink of an eye. I returned the duffel bag back into its place of rest, accumulating dust and cobwebs for all eternity and beyond. 

Another five minutes went by, and I even had time to poke and prod at a few of my toy figures just for old time's sake. I had an elf figurine stashed all the way at the back of everyone else. It never was much of a favorite in the past, but y'know, after experiencing some life-altering events, growing as a person, I think it's more than safe to say that little elfy here deserved her own spot at the front lineup next to Gandalf and Master Chief.

Surprise, surprise, another idle moment of five adds up to fifteen minutes, and that's when I had the ingenious idea to knock on mom's door and politely ask exactly how long five minutes is in Demon Standard Time.