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My Semen System

"Have you ever wondered what you would do if you were reborn as a man?" A BL female reader posted the above question on a forum. [Disclaimer: The MC is a female consciousness inhabiting male bodies.] ****** What the hell is the 'Reproduction Company', the voice in her head talking about? And what the hell was "steal powerful people's semen”? Kim Siyu was an average call girl when she unexpectedly died when her good customer was visited by an assassin. Fortunately—or unfortunately—her soul synchronized with a heinous system known as "The Semen system."  But- her targets were all strange. Moreover, she was a man now with a background character's indentity?!? The Semen System: Bear it, Siyu!

Taishu · LGBT+
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6 Chs

Target 1: Apocalypse (5)

As the third person got rejected before her, it was now the bronze man's turn.

Kim Siyu watched him flexible take off his shirt as his muscles swelled, and he spoke in a heroic, harsh, and strong voice.

Kim Siyu and her pink bag: "..." Muscle! Muscle! Muscle!

Kim Siyu was filled with admiration. If he competed in the Olympics at this level, let alone in the army, he would undoubtedly get numerous prizes!

Kim Siyu's chance came after the bronze muscle man completed showing off and being chosen.

"Hello gentlemen, my name is Kim...Lance...I want to apply for the role of janitor!"

Kim Siyu had a problem: she smirked a lot. Not the sexy kind of smirking, but the kind that wants to pick a fight.

Kim Siyu's smirked at this critical moment. She "shyly" glanced at the Male Lead, tears welling up in her eyes, and her body trembled like a lady mourning at her husband's grave.

[Ding…! Siyu, please stop smirking, let's not start a quarrel with the Male Lead..]

{Shut up, boss! My smirk always gets me work!}

Feeling the pride to prove the system wrong, Kim Siyu looked up again and at that moment her eyes immediately widened.

A pink heart-shaped futuristic screen had appeared out of thin air on top of the heads of Rayman, Maxwell and Eric.

Thus, when she saw the information floating over the man's heads, Kim Siyu's expression broke.

[ Eric Vincent Current favorability: -20 ]

[ Maxwell Orlean Current favorability: -50 ]

[ Rayman Cyrus Current favorability: -10 ]

{Boss..why don't they like me?}

Everyone with a popcorn bucket: "..." The pink bag man is attempting to confront the big boss!

The hall was deafeningly silent.

Eric Vincent crossed his legs, his black boots thudding on the ground. He twirled the wine glass in his hand in the direction of Kim Siyu, his gaze fixed on her.

The audience held their breath and was terrified.

"Haaa...Throw him out; he's useless."

The other two men did not raise an eyebrow and soon indicated to the soldiers below to toss the strange man away.

[DING! Warning! You have ten minutes before the company kills you and dispatches another new Collector!]

[DING DING DING! Hurry, Siyu!]

Kim Siyu clenched her teeth; after being hired as a cleaner, she intended to use the lotion in the base! Fuck, there was no time.

She kicked soldier 1 who was sending her outside in the groin and dashed towards the platform, pressing the lotion onto her hands and face.

'Swish..thump..'

....

The entire world fell silent and felt f*cked up.

Kim Siyu, in an awkward kneeling position, stared at the male lead's attractive face for one, two, and three seconds.

Yes, she was kneeling in front of the male lead, whose face was three millimetres from hers.

{Even his breath smells like mint, boss..}

[Ding! You have four minutes until death, Siyu. Sigh, this is goodbye.]

She's going to die, Kim Siyu cursed in her heart.

Not bothering to wait for the system to kill her, it's better to try and die!

She quickly headbutted the crouch of soldier 2 holding her hands together behind her.

'THUMP!'

"Fuck! This shit..-"

Freeing her hands, she quickly crawled to the male lead.

 

Eric Vincent reached his hand out to catch the crazy person coming toward him. Was this idiot tired of living and wanted to cause such a scene before dying?

[Ding! Three minutes!]

Despite Eric pulling half of Kim Siyu's hair, she managed to wriggle up into his lap.

'Thump. Thump.'

Kim Siyu could feel her heartbeat going crazy. The final seconds of her life was about to end when-

'Smooch…'

She kissed the male lead!

Eric Vincent's face was livid.

Everyone and the two Advisors, Maxwell and Rayman, including Eric Vincent, were already stupefied.

With the face of 'Didn't the guy want to assassinate the Commander!?' and 'Why in the horror movie did he kiss him!?'

The soldier 1 who had been struggling to throw Kim Siyu out suddenly stepped forward, attempting to pull Kim Siyu off the commander's body.

"Apprehend the assassin!"

He needed to explain himself to the commander, who could shake half of the United States merely by stamping his foot.

While also maintaining his dignity in front of his boss for performing a poor job.

His hand got gripped in mid-air this time. He turned his head, but the curse remained stuck in his throat and his voice trembled.

"Commander...Command..."

The soldier called out frighteningly as the male lead kicked him off the platform.

Kim Siyu stared down at the screaming soldier 1, then up at the man carrying her in a princess carry.

She was terrified and skeptical. Was she still going to die? Did the lotion work, and could she still live?

[Ding! Crisis averted! Siyu, you're so cool!]

[Eric Vincent's current favorability: 50]

Kim Siyu was startled awake by a pain on her face before she could cheer in joy.

The male lead was licking her face, his tongue getting stronger and stronger as her face grew hotter and hotter from the torture.

After removing all of the lotion off her cheeks, the male lead began licking her hands.

What was equally worse was that the male lead still wore a hungry expression.

Kim Siyu's face was covered in saliva and teeth marks. Kim Siyu was shocked. F*ck, the lotion's infamous side effect!

...

(Flashback: 25-year-old Kim Siyu buying the lotion.)

Kim Siyu: Sister Sia, is there any side-effect of this lotion, hehe, I just want to make sure…~

Sister Amnisia: *Slowly exhales smoke* Side-effects? Hmm..uhh...lotion..contact.. the smell of blood..and..uhh...

Kim Siyu: Smell of blood and what? Sister Amnisia?

Sister Amnisia: Remember Mary who died last year...~

Kim Siyu: Yes, sister Sia! Ahem..it's said that she died after her customer didn't stop for three straight days..~

Sister Calma: She was on her period~ while using our Calma lotion~ therefore we call the side-effect..-

-The Bloody Mary Side-effect: When used the lotion in an environment with blood, the target goes on a rampage for the lotion!

(Flashback ends….)

This is why she wanted to use this lotion in a clean environment! She swept her eyes across the hall, sending out a distress signal to the soldiers.

Mmary: "..."  ∷(ㆆ _ ㆆ)∷  

Author: Thanks for the powerstones, Mary! You did a little cameo as well~ hehe~

  (ノ>O<)ノ :。・:*:・゚’★,。・:*:♪・゚

Mmary: "As a product's side-effect..?"   (*゚ー゚*)

Author:   ( * ≧∀≦)ゞ

Kim Siyu and Septurl sipping tea:

"Thanks, Senior!"

"No problem!"  

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