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My Semen System

"Have you ever wondered what you would do if you were reborn as a man?" A BL female reader posted the above question on a forum. [Disclaimer: The MC is a female consciousness inhabiting male bodies.] ****** What the hell is the 'Reproduction Company', the voice in her head talking about? And what the hell was "steal powerful people's semen”? Kim Siyu was an average call girl when she unexpectedly died when her good customer was visited by an assassin. Fortunately—or unfortunately—her soul synchronized with a heinous system known as "The Semen system."  But- her targets were all strange. Moreover, she was a man now with a background character's indentity?!? The Semen System: Bear it, Siyu!

Taishu · LGBT+
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6 Chs

Target 1: Apocalypse (4)

Kim Siyu: "..."

Her mother used to say: the smart get retribution and the dumb get nothing so it's better to be mediocre.

She strongly agrees with her mama right now.

{So do you have other functions like giving me any props or do you just talk?}

The system thought for a while and remembered:

[Ding! No! But I do have your handbag from your previous life.]

As if being possessed by a ten-year-old child, Kim Siyu screamed her thoughts like an excited child:

{Give it! Boss, give it quickly!}

[Ding! 10% of Semen.]

Kim Siyu gritted her teeth: {Later! Later! Come on, give it to me!}

[Ding! The Company...fine!]

[Ding! I have sent the handbag to you, please check.]

Kim Siyu foolishly waited for her handbag to appear while looking up, down, left and right until her neck hurt. This fucking thing lied to her!

[Ding...There it is—the purse by the fountain.]

Kim Siyu moved swiftly to pick up the bag and sit in a corner away from everyone.

The pink bag, which was obviously shabby, snapped open with a pop.

Kim Siyu hurriedly removed the items from within while appearing to be looking for something.

Face masks, bug spray, butt healers, and seductive clothing should all be thrown away...

Aha!

[Ding! The lead male is here, Siyu! Go-]

The system was about to instruct Kim Siyu to not waste time when she spoke:

{Got it! Let's go!}

[Ding...is that some kind of aphrodisiac lotion?]

{Yup! Its fragrance has an amazing effect. It was first used on animals to get them to calm down quicker but it can have the opposite effect on humans; feeling pleasure!}

[Ding! Why didn't you say so, such a good thing should be taken out earlier. Siyu, you're a genius!]

Kim Siyu clutched the lotion in her hand like a treasure; this was the true MVP!

[Ding! How long does the effect last?]

{If Eric smells it, it will probably take two minutes to work..and the effect lasts for three hours!]

That was sufficient. Kim Siyu was filled with confidence; everything was prepared; all she had to do was wait until Eric jerked off and secretly collect his sperm. Hehe.

Hearing the 'hehe' laughter close to her ear, Yvonna, who had returned from speaking with the soldier, got goosebumps and asked:

"Why are you laughing so eerily?"

"I was just happy to be rescued," Kim Siyu smiled.

Yvonna: "..." I believe you.

There were more than a dozen soldiers gathered now, and whispers were coming from the front.

Everyone who was standing around her had an unhappy expression in one way or another.

But in this situation, your struggles were pointless because no one would care to hear about them.

The atmosphere was very exciting tonight as people whispered inside and zombies shrieked outside.

"Men and women create two lines!" yelled a loud voice.

With this order, everyone began to scramble to form a line, and Yvonna had vanished as if saying goodbye was pointless.

Kim Siyu simply joined the men's line. The men were all trying to look perfect, not a hair out of place, wishing they could boost their muscles to the moon.

Kim Siyu, who was carrying a pink handbag, was suddenly an exception.

Kim Siyu grabbed a tissue from her pink handbag and wiped her sweat casually and rudely while being stared at by a dozen pairs of eyes with negative intentions.

The men: "..." What the fuck is wrong with you, man?

Kim Siyu's mouth twitched; she was already standing at the end. What's the deal with "you" men?

The line moved slowly forward, and each time a muscular university student was chosen, a youthful and fragile university student was denied.

The rejected males hung their heads and looked as pale as death; some of them even screamed: "This is unfair!"

Did you forget how these soldiers were slicing the zombies like tomatoes and onions!? It was as if they thought the man judging them was a "professor."

Did these youngsters not realize that if you can't be chosen as a fighter, at least beg to be a janitor?

"Tch...Tch."

Upon hearing the sound of teeth clicking, a healthy, average-looking man with bronze complexion turned to face Kim Siyu.

"Hey, you, are you really going to keep carrying that pink bag...?" his gaze shifted between interest and contempt.

Kim Siyu said confidently: "Yes, sweetie!"

The men and women around her cast scornful stares, as if she was clutching someone's head rather than a bag.

"As a fellow man and classmate, I hope you stay in the closet and do not embarrass our university!" said the bronze guy, frowning.

Kim Siyu said casually, "Yeah...Yeah."

"Talent and name!"

Before Kim Siyu even noticed. It was soon to be her and the bronze man's turn.

[DING! The Collector is within one meter of the Male Lead, Eric Vincent.]

The moment Kim Siyu raised her head, she could see everything on the university platform.

On a simple white chair sat a man, military boots...military pants..shirtless...

Kim Siyu gradually looked "more" up, causing her eyes too wide looking at the robust flesh exposed before her.

Fair-coloured skin.

A full 6 pack set of abs.

Massive pectorals.

Bulging arm muscles.

Ba-dump.

And over the man, a futuristic little panel showed up.

[Eric Vincent - 35 - Commander of Human Base 2.]

Two men in full military clothing stood next to him; they were definitely of significance since Kim Siyu discovered two additional futuristic panels on them.

[Rayman Cyrus - 42 - Central Advisor of Human Base 2.]

[Maxwell Orlean - 29 - Army Advisor of Human Base 2.]

In contrast to Maxwell, who had an aggressive aura as if he was ready to fight at any minute, Rayman was a real middle-aged man who appeared kind and polished.

The three of them had a commanding presence and effectively transformed the university's podium into a jail, ready to question the suspects at any time.

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(Small drama in Author's thought!)

Kim Siyu: *sigh* So..cold...! ༼ ㅠ﹏ㅠ ༽

Author: Kekeke! Thanks to DemonRoozu, Yaoi_Love_9679, Deisy Marin and peaches_april's powerstones: I won't freeze to death! ヾ(≧∇≦)ゞ

Kim Siyu: *Pink bag in hand* Hehe. Give it to me!! ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭

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