My SI Stash #3 - On a Steel Horse I ride by Nightmare723764 (Worm)

-What the frick did I just bring upon this cursed stash/ Dead memes aside, this is apparently author's reboot of his fic "Blackjack does the Worm" which I've of course already recommended. I just wanted to put up an update, and show that the story's still alive on an another threadmark! Goto Page 6 for the rebooted version of the story~

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Chapter 1-3 (exceptional)

<<<???>>>​

Waking up to streams of data flashing before your eyes is pretty jarring, it's even more so when you realize you can actually understand all the gibberish symbols and binary. Then comes a side image of a horse with various areas flashing red and a [Nanoforge] severely damaged and [Bio-Core Energy Output -25%] screaming at me.

Oddly enough my sexual organs and reproductive system were operating 15% over peak efficiency…

"Okay. Let me see… I've got a Terminator-esque splash screen flashing across my eyes with diagnostics, steady streams of data, and logistics. I'm possibly not in my original body judging from the image of a horse… did I get isekai'd or am I having a fucked up dream?"

Getting up on shaky hooves I looked around, somehow I felt like I should be freaked out but couldn't exactly go there… perhaps it's something related to my new mechanical, I paused and looked at a clearly fleshy leg, possibly biomechanical nature?

[Emotional Output: 25%]

Huh, well that answers that. Well time to get out of the alley and find out where the fuck I am! Trotting forward I stopped briefly and looked at a homeless bum.

A homeless bum… who had no business of being that pretty… or that good of health… or… huh?

"I am definitely not home. While I'm sure homeless people have sex… I wouldn't think they would be so… vigorous about it." I thought as the "homeless bum" moaned as her… partner gave her what my scans indicated was a rather hefty creampie.

The "bum" just moaned as the guy pulled out, used her hair to clean himself off, tucked his rather… mediocre cock away, and left without so much as looking at the woman. The fuck did I just watch and…

[Erection 100%][Balls Capacity: 145%][Estimated Chance of Breed: -100%]

"Wait. What? Breeding chance!?"

I ignored the well-fucked woman and trotted past her, ignoring my erection that slapped my… barrel as I trotted by.

[Unit Serial Designation: 5TA77I0N][Codename: STUD][Purpose Intended: Restoring Gender Balance]

Stepping out of the alley I looked around, okay this city has clearly seen better days. Ignoring the muttering of random people I went over to the nearest newsstand scanning the papers before my eyes landed on one.

"The Brockton Bay Herald… why does that sound so familiar?"

[Technopathy Activated][Interfacing…][Scanning the World Wide Web…][Downloading Relevant Information...]

My head heated up as the data was instantly reviewed, sorted, and catalogued. And I now remembered why the name sounded so familiar. I was in god-be-damned Worm! A grimdark (or derp depending on who you ask) Superhero deconstruction where Taylor Hebert is Suffering, and Taylor Herbert has a severe problem with Escalation and needs an intervention.

I'm not entirely sure when I fell onto my flanks and just stared off into nothing, utterly lost in my mind. Processing data, creating and discarding plans so quickly it would normally leave me flabbergasted.

"Um… you okay?"

I blinked owlishly and looked to whoever spoke (my Emotional Output must've reverted to normal while I was lost in thought) and… that's Taylor Hebert. In canon she describes herself as an upright frog with a too wide mouth and the only good thing about her is her hair. And I can firmly say that she is an unreliable narrator and the Terrible Trio should be jailed for so thoroughly destroying Taylor's self-confidence!

"Uh… yeah. Just lost in thought." I answered before tilting my head, "Are you okay? You look like you've had a… rough day…"

For one thing her clothing looked very… crusty. And she smelt pretty fishy… and given just how sexual this world seemed (ala massive download)… I think I know what happened. What I'm wondering is if the Terrible Trio posed so some jocks could jack it and cum all over her clothes.

And… you know that boner? Well it went away earlier but now it made a roaring comeback. And well… while the image helped I honestly think Taylor helped the most.

… Though I hope the fact that a giant warhorse bopping a boner almost as big as her and twice as thick as her forearm didn't scare her off.

"Wow…" Well that answered that question.

"Er… sorry about that. Anyway the name's… Steel." I said with what I hoped was an apologetic smile.

[New Designation: Steel][Designation Logged]

Not now goddamnit!

"Um… it's okay." Taylor said awkwardly.

"So… you know any good… nevermind." I sighed.

"What?" Taylor asked.

"I was going to ask if you knew any good out of the way places I could stay." I said, "But then a map suddenly downloaded and got me the address."

"How's that work?" Taylor asked.

"I'm an artificial intelligence in a biomechanical horse." I said dryly.

"Oh." Taylor just tilted her head, "... Can I come with you?"

Taylor say wah?

The map indicated it was well out of the way but damn… I'm on the outskirts. Taylor rode on my back the entire way and I was acutely aware that she was going commando as well. So my erection hadn't flagged in the slightest the entire way.

We entered the abandoned… I think it was originally meant to be a barn. And I didn't appreciate the irony of my future base being a damn barn. It was… surprisingly clean, I mean it's definitely a fixer upper but it'd take some effort. Now I just need some help…

[Retrieving Auto-Doc Androids from Dimensional Storage Deck (DSK)][Suggestion: Use Technopath to Adjust Androids Programming]

Taylor jumped slightly when the two Androids, both of which were stupidly sexy, materialized and without a second thought I used Technopathy to make the required alterations to their programming and activated them.

They scanned their surroundings before they went to work with… cleaning tools I have no idea where they got them…

[Nanoforge is Capable of Constructing Basic Items]

I swear I think my CPU or whatever I have rolled its eyes at me.

"So…" Taylor said.

"So…" I mimicked getting a faint smile from the depressed girl.

"... Do you want… to have sex?" She asked awkwardly.

I blink and winced internally.

[Phallic Muscle Damage][Recommendation: Ejaculate][Optimally Multiple Times]

"Err… you've just met me and well… I'm a horse." I said awkwardly, sadly my raging boner showed my interest.

"... Not like I could get a boy interested why not fuck an animal…" Oh god the depression pouring off his girl, "I figured a talking horse would be better then a random mutt off the street…"

There was absolutely no way to turn Taylor down and not utterly destroy what little self-esteem she has in herself. And as much as I tried to figure out how to even make it work… I decided to at least make her first time memorable.

… Which it would already be really. What with a giant warhorse and all.

"Sure." I said making the depression melt away, "Just let me find… ah! That'll work!

A conventionally placed hay bale with a dusty cover on it, with a thought on of the Androids came over and picked the cover up before she beat the dust off the cover before covering the hay bale back up and resuming her work. I went over to it and gestured for Taylor to hop off.

"Okay just undress and lay down." I said, "Sorry this couldn't be more… special but well…" I just trailed off awkwardly.

"It's okay." Taylor said, "I'm just glad to be able to lose my virginity." She added as she stripped.

And as soon as I saw that pert perfect ass my horsecock slapped my barrel, I got another warning about Phallic Muscle Damage, and I think I came a little. And "a little" for a horse would be like… a huge load for a guy that had been saving up for a couple of days (more like a month or two given the amount of muck I 'spat'). And well...

"Take it as a compliment." I said, "Taylor… your ass and legs could be considered Weapons of Mass Destraction. God if you were a professional dancer I imagine you'd have any man watch nutting themselves senseless and women either jealous or frothing in desire."

Taylor blushed brightly before she touched the thick musky splooge that painted her ass… and most of her lower back honestly. Getting a finger full of it she brought it up to her face and sniffed it.

"Pretty musky…" She murmured before she licked it and I nearly nutted again, "But… I could get used to it…" She added as she scooped a handful off and… oh god…

"Lay down Tay." I said, "I might not be able to hold you or anything but well…" I just stuck out my long and broad tongue out wiggling it in the air.

That aroused squeak was adorable and the fact that she shyly laid down made me even harder. I nickered and nuzzled her face, the closest to a kiss I could manage most likely, and licked her lips.

She opened her mouth and licked my tongue back. No actually this is probably the closest to kissing we could manage. After I got my fill of swapping spit, with her more so on the receiving end, I moved down to her chest.

While they weren't melons they were still lovely apples that needed to be polished and loved on. Opening my mouth, though being mindful of my teeth, I took her left breast into my mouth and sucked on it and tweaked her nipple with my surprisingly dexterous tongue.

"Oh Scion!" Taylor gasped, one hand playing with her other breast and the other threaded through my mane.

My ears flicked and after a few more loving sucks I started to move lower, stopping at her belly to kiss and lick it, especially her belly button making her giggle which cause my tail to wag slightly. Then I resumed my trek downwards until I found myself eye-to-eye with Taylor's most prized (next to her hair obviously) treasure.

It was adorable, neatly trimmed (surprisingly actually… I was expecting a bush in all honesty) and her pussy itself was an innie which made it even better in my opinion. However well… seeing the too small entrance and my too large invader sort of made this awkward.

[Physical Incompatibility Detected][Calculating Solutions…][Solution Found… Hentai Physics Activated][Physical Compatibility 5%, 15%, 25%, 50%, 100%][Physical Compatibility Achieved][Resume Mating Protocols]

Well… thanks CPU!

My tongue lolled out and I took a nice deep lick of Taylor, treating her pussy like a jello dessert cup. The sheer thickness of my tongue made Taylor explode into a screaming orgasm and I drank up her juices like it was manna from heaven! She tasted surprisingly sweet with a hint of sour that I found surprisingly pleasant, and I wanted more of it!

After a few (three actually) more screaming orgasms I rose my head and let Taylor lay there panting. I watched her painfully stiff nipples and I wanted nothing more than to suck on them again but… I suppose it's time for the main event after all.

"L-Let me… catch my breath…" Taylor panted, "And.. I-I'll return the favor…"

"Not this time." I said giving her another horsy kiss, "This is about making your first time special. So you let me do all the work. Besided, why would I want oral when the main event is next?"

I moved forward until I was standing over her, my horsecock now resting on her entire chest and torso and I easily heard her whimper. Finally realizing what she was asking for.

"Don't worry Tay." I said soothingly, "I won't hurt you. And to be honest… my powers are utter bullshit."

Taylor just giggled as one of the Androids came over and helped Taylor get ready. Lifting Taylor up while I repositioned and lined up, the Android guided my horsecock until my dessert plate-sized flared head was resting against Taylors terrifyingly undersized pussy.

"Bullshit powers or not… this is going to be a tight fit…" I muttered as I nickered and nuzzled Taylor's face.

"Okay. Okay I can do this." Taylor said before taking a deep breath and forcing herself to calm down.

[Interdimensional Anomaly Detected][Abnormal Insect Activity Detected][Scanning…]

"Taylor already Triggered? Damn… I was kinda hoping I was early enough to change things…" I thought as I bucked forward.

It took a couple of tries, three times my horsecock just slid up and brushed Taylor's face giving her a musky glazing, and one popped into her ass but I quickly pulled out at her pained gasp. But as they say… seventh time is the charm! And with an audible 'pop' I entered her now formerly virginal pussy.

And my god… she was unbearably, insanely tight! It was like I stuck my dick into a pneumatic press lined with velvet! I heard Taylor gasping as I worked more and more into her, Hentai Physics ensuring the impossible insertion and future inflation wouldn't hurt her in the slightest. One of the Androids massaged Taylor's breasts to help her relax while the other one tended to my painfully bloated nuts.

Taylor hung onto my forelegs as I slowly bucked into her.

When my medial ring popped in Taylor clamped down and orgasmed with a strangled shriek. And I stopped moving so I didn't bust my nut right then and there.

"This is going to take a while…"

And wouldn't you know? I was right.

But damn… those hours were ones neither I or Taylor would ever forget…

"Tay… I am so sorry…" I apologize for the umptheenth time

I paused in helping my Androids set up an infrastructure, mainly a self-contained water filtration system because Taylor was in desperate need of a bath or shower or both! My teenage lover (what is she… fifteen? I don't recall… or really care strangely enough) was still laying sprawled out on that hay bale, though her skin couldn't be seen due to a thick coating of horse cum.

Her belly looked like she was�� maybe six months pregnant despite the steady trickle escaping her well fucked and gaping pussy. And despite how ruined she was (as Taylor herself said boys were overrated and horses were where it's at) Taylor was radiating a sense of relaxed joy I honestly thought she was incapable of.

How did I know? The buzzing of insects. They changed frequency into a… almost lazy sort of contentment. Or at least that's how I see it.

"Oh stop it Steel." Taylor said not moving an inch, "I had a feeling this was going to happen. And I'd take this over wearing clothes covered in cum from a dozen jocks and crackheads." She added with a faint giggled as she started licking her lips and getting some of my cum into her mouth.

And I swear she moaned even more.

Seriously… what the fuck is up with this world?

Whatever… focus on turning the Barn into a Fortress of Tinkery Solitude!

I'll admit… I think I'm going to enjoy my time in this bizarre Wormverse I find myself in. I also absentmindedly spin-off a seperate thread to design myself a costume… and possibly a saddle/harness for Taylor.

"Wait. Tay? Don't you need to get home?" I asked suddenly.

The buzzing stopped and I saw Taylor stiffen.

"... Shit…" She muttered.

I galloped through the city easily avoiding being seen due to having a real-time link to satellite surveillance. And in a few moments I was standing outside of Taylor's house. It was actually a nice little place too, could use a fresh coat of paint and some general fixing up but yeah. I certainly wouldn't mind living in it.

Taylor awkwardly hopped off my back, wearing an overly large t-shirt instead of her original clothes, and hobbled inside while leaving a snail trail behind her. Which also made me realize I too had such a 'trail' running down my side… ick.

A few minutes later the buzzing of insects intensified before settling down and I decided that I shouldn't leave just yet.

I heard her walk around, a door shut, and the water turned on. Probably getting a much needed shower… though I do pity those drains. Hmm, I could probably create something to scour drains of any type of blockage after repairing my Nanoforge and Bio-Core.

Deciding to graze while Taylor had her much needed shower I 'poked' my CPU and requested a full systems check, along with any objectives my body's creator left behind.

StatusTelekinetic Hooves- InoperableMana Core- InoperableBio Core- 50% operableNanoforge- 25% operableStructural Integrity- 45%Sensory suite- 34%DSK- 100%

Evolutionary Systems ActivatedAttempting to Compensate…Compensation Failed… Insufficient Biomass…Huh well I'll deal with all that in time. But Biomass? Evolutionary System? What am I? A damn Digimon? Okay… that'd be cool but I'm distracting myself. Now let's see if I have any objectives.

ObjectivesFree the Bound Dragon- OngoingPacify Panacea- OngoingSurvive them All- OngoingFuck 1000 Mare Humans- Ongoing- 1 Mare Human FuckedBurn Down the Slaughterhouse- Ongoing

Termination Targets: Scion/Zion"Well then… hmm…"

Before I could get my CPU to clarify on some of my objectives Taylor came out with a duffle bag, smelling infinitely less musky, and her belly no longer was swollen with horse cum. While she didn't show it I could tell she was upset so I trotted over and nuzzled her face.

"What's wrong Tay?" I asked.

"Dad's staying at his office." The unspoken 'again' was very clear, "Can I stay with you?" She asked.

I knew Danny was barely functioning but… seriously dude? What the fuck man...

"Well… the place is hardly livable." I said thoughtfully, "And while I'm positive you can stay by yourself… sure. Hop on Tay." I added eventually giving in.

Taylor smiled faintly before she attempted to climb onto my back, I had to kneel down slightly before she could manage it.

"... Maybe I can suck your dick?" Taylor whispered shyly.

"Tay… babe. I gave you a one-horse bukakke, pumped you full of enough horse cum to knock up a thousand mares, and you gave your virginity and first time to said horse." I deadpanned with a bemused smile on my muzzle (snout?), "… You're not allowed to be shy anymore… but goddamn that makes you even more sexy."

Taylor just blushed brightly and pressed her face into my mane out of sheer embarrassment.

I just laughed lightly before I took off in a gallop towards my soon-to-be home/base.

Chapter 2

<<<Taylor Hebert>>>​

Taylor sat on a hay bale watching as her… boyfriend ("I mean I let him cum inside and all over me so… that makes him my boyfriend right?") and his two sexbots (and Taylor didn't care what Steel said, nothing that pretty couldn't just be a simple worker) work on making the barn livable. Steel stopping to materialize more building supplies, seeing as they're all he could really do seeing as he didn't have any hands.

A part of her was still suspicious and waiting for the other shoe to drop, after all nothing good ever happened to her that didn't turn to shit sooner or later.

Like her first "boyfriend" for example.

Taylor was so happy when he approached her, and they went almost all the way… until their third date. When They turned up and She gloated. Saying she set it all up, and how pathetic she was for doing everything the skeezy jock wanted her to do.

She stabbed even deeper when she mockingly commented that Taylor's mom was probably the same. Even making comments on if Taylor father was actually Danny and not some random meth-head from some gangbang.

That was probably the umptheenth time Taylor seriously contemplated suicide, and for the umptheenth time she couldn't do it.

"But… now things…" Taylor stopped that thought, terrified that if she completed it then things would go wrong.

Superstitious and illogical? Most definitely but Taylor is a teenage girl who's had a shit hand dealt to her ever since she came back from summer camp. Is it really unreasonable for such an attitude to develop?

She shifted positions and her lower body reminded her just the erotic wonderful hell she went through, which brought a wide grin to her face. She was probably still riding the high of finally losing her virginity!

Sure she wasn't a bombshell like Her, or a sexy athlete, or a cutesy little sex kitten but she did it!

What's more it was a cape! She figured he was just a super-confused Case 53 and not a bio-mechanical AI like he said but it didn't matter to her. And what's more she was secure in the knowledge that no matter all the boy toys She has, none of them could even come close to what Steel was packing! And when he came!~

"I think I've discovered a new fetish…" Taylor thought with some amusement, "Well… aside from my newly discovered Zoophilia and Xenophillia."

But still, despite how happy Steel made her feel, she wondered if she should tell him that she was a cape. And again the jaded cynical part of her said no, to keep it a secret. And once again she ignored it, mostly because she imagined Steel already suspected it if only because bugs acting weird is pretty noticeable.

Granted no one has actually noticed it yet but… maybe she was overestimating Steel?

"I'll tell him later." Taylor decided as she refocused on watching Steel and his sexbots work.

"Okay. Now this is starting to look like a base." Steel said, pride clearly showing in his voice.

Taylor herself didn't see it exactly, probably because she wasn't a Tinker, but she was impressed with how fast Steel and his sexbots worked. She had no idea what he was doing but she figured that being impressed was an appropriate reaction.

They even made her a place to sleep!

Not that she'd use it. She was going to sleep with her man, her horse… stallion? Whatever she was going to sleep with her lover damnit!! And she would not be denied that!

… Besides it reminded her of when she was a little girl crawling into her parents bed during a thunderstorm…

"No, stop it brain! Do not go there damnit!"

Aaaaaannnnnddddddd there it is. Now Taylor could get the thought of calling Steel "Daddy" as he slowly stretched her out and ruined her for sex. Said images just got even dirtier when she started to beg her "Daddy" to make her a "Mommy" and give her his foals.

"Scion when did I get so perverted?" Probably around the first ten minutes of a stupidly deep horsedicking.

And despite having a very willing spirit… her flesh was mortal and prone to feebleness.

So Taylor found herself in the irritating situation of being horny but too physically exhausted to act on it.

"Hmm… I think today is a good place to call it quits." Steel said before looking at his sexbots, "Enter Sleep Mode."

The two just stared before they… went limp slightly as they powered down. Watching Steel nicker faintly he trotted over to Taylor making the young woman smile, Steel was such a dork but she loved that about him. He nuzzled her and licked her, which she returned happily.

"Come on babe." He said, "Time to get some sleep. I made you a cot and blanket. I'll make something better when I get everything set up."

"Um… can't I just sleep with you?" Taylor asked, hopefully looking at him with wide eyes.

"... Those eyes should be a Master power by themselves." Steel griped playfully, "Sure… though if this is a ploy to take advantage of me in my sleep I'll have you know I will enjoy it whether I wake up or not." He added making her blush brightly.

Because… honestly the idea hadn't crossed her mind… and now that it was there it didn't sound like a bad idea. If anything she at least wanted to take a good look at his equipment, having seen a documentary on horses once in school and was curious. Just because she got a cunt full of horsecock didn't mean she got a good look at it, well beside their first awkward meeting that is.

Taylor just slapped his shoulder (withers?) and pouted.

Steel just laughed and hip-checked her, "Come on babe. Sleepy time. You can molest me to your heart's content then."

Taylor just giggled and leaned on Steel as they slowly made over to a space Steel made for him to lay down. It looked like a pile of some sort of blankets and looked stupidly comfortable to Taylor. Standing upright she watched as Steel knelt down before flopping over with a surprisingly loud thud making her wonder just how much Steel actually weighed.

Eventually Taylor shrugged the thought, and her oversized t-shirt, off and settled down cuddling into Steels chest and putting one of his forelegs over her like he was holding her.

"This? This thing you're doing? This is what you do when you're cruising for a surprise fucking." Steel said with a chuckle in which Taylor just wiggled her butt into him.

"Maybe I am~" Taylor retorted trying to sound sultery but failing.

"Just go to sleep babe. My powers be damned, I know you are sore as hell." Steel said, "Don't worry. You got horsecock on tap so just go to sleep."

Taylor shivered, the knowledge alone made her nipples stiffen. But Steel was right as much as she wished he wasn't. Yawning faintly she removed her glasses and set them aside and closed her eyes.

"Thank you for everything Steel…" Taylor mumbled as she drifted off.

<<<Steel>>>​

Listening to Taylor's breathing even out I looked at the two Androids for a few minutes, while he wanted to continue working he didn't have anything to dampen sound so… hmm.

"001 and 002 scout out the rest of the perpropertiy. If any irregularities are found report them immediately."

The two Androids reactivated and silently made their way out of the building.

Sighing I closed my eyes and engaged in my own "sleep mode" as I rested the bottom of my muzzle on Taylor's head.

My eyes opened but I didn't move.

"These are massive…" I heard Taylor whisper.

A few moments later I felt a small tongue licking at my musky sac, which I must admit felt damn good. I honestly wanted to praise her but I stayed silent, wondering what more she'd do. Eventually the licks turned into kisses and I could hear her taking big huffs of my musky scent, though whether that was on purpose or her just breathing I had no idea.

"This is your fault you know…" Taylor murmured, "Reminding me that good things can actually happen to people. Stupid Steel… but I'm thankful. I… wasn't in a good place, I think I knew that all along it just… took meeting you to make me acknowledge it."

I heard her move back to where she was curled up earlier, only my horsecock was slowly exiting its furry sheath.

"Wow… I felt it but still. Hard to believe all of this was in me…" Taylor muttered as she rubbed my cock before leaning down to kiss it, "Others would probably be repulsed by it… maybe. Madison would probably beg you to mount her. But she won't… I won't let her. This is mine… all mine. Though… I don't think I could handle you all by myself all the time."

Oh… this is interesting…

"Though… I'm hardly the best judge of character…" Taylor said with a sigh before she licked along the shaft, "Hell… I can't even bring myself to tell you I'm a Parahuman… and I told myself I would before we went to sleep… I am so pathetic…"

I heard her rustling around some more before she curled back up.

I listened for a few more moments before she fell back asleep and I was left wondering about the depressed girl I have on my hooves.

Chapter 3

<<<Steel>>>>>>Two Days Later<<<​

"Can I get a kiss before you leave?" Taylor requested.

I frowned faintly at how she returned to her withdrawn shell as we had entered the city limits, but regarding her request I honestly couldn't deny her. And besides it's not like it'd be the weirdest thing people have seen. Between working on my base and feeding Taylor's now awakened sexual appetite I have been browsing the net.

All in the pursuit of learning more about Bet. Because this is definitely not "canon" Earth Bet. Well… it is… technically I suppose? But… well this Bet is infinitely more sexually liberal then I can even begin to comprehend!

That thing I saw when I first woke up? With the bum and that other guy? That is socially acceptable. As long as it's consensual. Rape is harshly punished.

So… in theory I could strap Taylor in a harness and go on a run through the city while fucking her at the same time. Not that I would, for one I'm not comfortable enough to do that. And another Taylor doesn't want to advertise she has a boyfriend, mostly so They wouldn't NTR me away from her.

Which got a snort from me. Sure Sophia is supposed to be hot but yeah… I like women. Not bitches.

Giving her a horsy kiss, there wasn't anyone around that could see so I had no problem indulging her, I gave her one last nuzzle.

"You just relax today okay?" I asked, "I've got some ideas to help you out. I might even surprise you soon."

Taylor just sighed before hugging me, which made me give her another nuzzle, and she reluctantly broke the hug and went inside. I spent a few moments just looking at the house before I turned and trotted off.

I felt like exploring a little, I mean all my systems are in the green and… I'm probably still riding the high of losing my own horse virginity so.

Watch out Brockton Bay!

Here comes Steel!!

I… don't think I was ready.

But I know my problem, I think it's called… cognitive dissonance or something. I might be using the wrong term for it though. But see because I've been living in seclusion with only the internet as a frame of reference and my own knowledge of Worm (which I absorbed via osmosis from fanfiction) actually seeing how wildly different everything is, is giving me something akin to culture shock.

It's one thing to know just how sexually libral this world is, but it's wholly another to see it yourself! Since I've exited the Docks I've seen at least three gangbangs, two orgies, one fur pile (I guess the Furries still exist in this Sexual Death world who'd of thunk it?), and it seemed prostitution wasn't nearly as frowned on as it is on my Earth.

I think the only reason I'm not sporting a hardon is because of how disorienting everything is, figuratively not literally of course.

Trotting through and looking around curiously, easily ignoring the comments my presence caused. Most of them wondered if I escaped from a farm, followed by what farm, and so forth. Honestly it was really amusing actually. I nearly laughed when someone commented on my odd saddle packs.

They were red and black things I had my Androids make, it was actually the only part of my costume I had gotten made. Between cleaning up the barn, tending to Taylor's newly awakened sexual appetite and mood swings, and my own personal projects (which mostly consisted of grazing so my U&R crew could do their jobs. Nanomachines for the win!) I was lucky to finish what I did.

Though now that Tay was back home I could pull all-nighters and I estimated that I'd have everything complete by next Friday, this of course was accounting for any possible shenanigans I might find myself tangled up in. If I had a solid week of uninterrupted peace I'd have my base done in two maybe three days, have energy generation in another two days, and automation by Friday.

It certainly helped when I figured out how to… divide? Splinter? Whatever.

I basically figured out how to Von Neumann and take control of my Androids (and much to my chagrin… they were completely anatomically correct with subsystems dedicated to sexual pleasure. Taylor must never know…) however while that does speed up things they can't use my Nanoforge so things are still pretty slow if my main body was there.

But at least now I had a steady supply of power and other utilities. Man, I already knew this but Tinkers are utter bullshit!

"Where'd you come from, big guy?" I blinked as I was jerked from my thoughts, "Pretty sure there's no farms near the city..."

I looked at who was talking and… huh.

"Your… Visa... right?" I nickered faintly when she jumped in surprise, "What? Never seen a talking horse?"

"It's Vista." She corrected me and I'm pretty sure she rolled her eyes, "And… you're a Case 53."

I just tilted my head before following her gaze and… saw a Ώ on my flank. How in God's green earth did I never notice that and why did Taylor never mention it? She sure as hell spent a lot of time molesting me so she couldn't have missed it.

"I guess by your staring you never noticed it before?" Vista asked, clearly amused but professional enough not to laugh.

"Yeah." I said dryly.

"So, you trying to find the PRT?" Vista asked, "I can take you there. My patrol is pretty much done so I can take you." She offered.

She says that… but I think she just wants to ride me. Not sexually… I don't think so, but her costume… doesn't leave much to the imagination. And only the demented minds behind PR, in this world at least, could somehow make a "modest and chaste" look into well… sexy as hell. And I'm not ashamed to say I felt my own lusts start to come to life.

"Um… no actually. I was dropping off a friend and decided to explore." I said honestly, "Though I wouldn't say no to a lovely tour guide." Does that make me sound like a creeper…?

Vista just smiled, and did I spy a faint blush why I think I did! Doesn't she have a crush on Gallant though? Well I imagine in this world they've banged but… hmm… well it's not like I can actually ask without admitting to knowing quite a bit about her. And if my previous comment didn't make me a creeper that one would definitely make me one.

And would earn me a spatial asskicking, cause Manton limit or not Vista's power is terrifying.

"Sure. I can AAR when I get back." Vista said, "Not that I get much action on these kiddie patrols…" She muttered to herself, and I couldn't help but think that by action she didn't specifically mean combat…

"Now I face my greatest challenge yet… do I or do I not lewd the loli? Actually how old is she?" I pondered before shelving the thought, "Okay! So lead… you want to ride on my back don't you?"

"What? N-No! Only kids do that!" Vista stammered while giving me an angry look, though honestly it just made her look cute.

"It's okay." I said, "Think of it this way. If people see you goofing it'll make you more approachable. Though when I get home I really need to make a saddle… my friend likes riding me too."

More like being ridden but I think that would be too crass to say (I think anyway). Besides while beastiality is on the legally and morally gray side of things it's still not a widely accepted fetish. Please note I said "accepted" I've trawled through enough forums and I can safely say beastiality in itself is a common enough fetish but a lot of people are in denial about it.

The sheer amount of fics I've read about a woman being gangbanged by a herd of stallions… thank god those Androids have soft hands. Who knows… maybe one day I'll eventually fuck them while my mind is filled with erotica.

Plus the prospect of having sex with an animal, especially a horse of my size, carries a massive risk of causing interal damage which could quickly lead to death. Thank's Hentai Physics for making that a non-issue for me!

[Gratitude]

Huh… haven't heard from you in a while. My CPU didn't respond with anything other than a sense of amusement. Snorting I knelt down so Vista could hop on my back.

"Seriously it's okay." I said, "I hope you don't mind bareback though."

"Oh I love bareback. It's the best." Vista retorted not missing a beat as she hopped on.

She is completely commando under that skirt! I mean clearly she has a bodysuit on put… I don't feel anything that I could mistake as panties. And I have no idea how I should feel about this development.

Also, and this bares repeating, holy shit… what is with this world?

Getting up I started to trot along. We both ignored all the lookie loos and cape nuts easily.

"So, any suggestions?" Then my stomach (or rather my Bio-Core really) grumbled, "Actually, do you know anywhere good to eat? All I've been doing for the last two days is grazing on grass and other plants. I'd think I'd enjoy some real food."

Vista giggled faintly which she quickly smothered, "Yeah. Fugly Bob's is a good place. Relatively cheap but quality. Um… you can eat meat right?"

"Try and stop me." I said, "Besides, my systems would just adapt to it."

[Affirmative]

Vista just shook her head and directed me to Fugly Bob's, not that I needed a guide but hey I got myself a cute tour guide riding me!

Normally I wouldn't be able to enter Fugly Bobs because it's people-sized and not horse-sized. That however isn't a problem with little Miss "I Make Space My Bitch" on my back. The spatial distortions however did make my eyes hurt a little, but it was giving me so many ideas that I dedicated an entire thread to further speculation.

I ordered the Challenger, and much to Vista and the cashier's surprise the credit card machine lit up and suddenly the thirty bucks for the burger was directly deposited into the shacks account.|

"No, I didn't steal anything." I said, "I just directly transferred the funds from my account to the business's account."

Now you may be wondering when did I get an account? Well… like anyone else really. I just syphoned from various criminal organizations, none of the local ones, and transferred them through over a thousand different routes to ensure my theft would never be traced.

After that I and Vista, who ordered herself a much more modest combo with a chocolate shake, took a seat. Well Vista did and I planted my flanks on the floor. Vista was trying her hardest not to giggle and I was starting to realize that I might have made a mistake in ordering something that requires… you know HANDS to eat.

"Should've finalized my costume before coming here." Hindsight is such a bitch sometimes, "Vista I just want to apologize in advance for my terrible table manners."

That set off a whole new slew of giggles from the small Spatial manipulatior. I just nickered slightly as my ears flicked in mild irritation.

"I'm sorry." Vista said, "I should've said something. Anyways to change the subject… what's it like being a horse?"

"Fine for the most part. Though I'm really missing my hands about now." I said with a huff, "Though well knowing you got the biggest dick around is rather gratifying."

"Well duh. You're a horse, or at least horse-shaped." Vista retorted, "But I imagine it's hard to get laid. I mean horse fucking carries some serious dangers."

"Yeah, but my powers are bullshit." I said wanting to cross my forelegs (though I made a note to work on that), "Bet I could fuck a little thing like you and you'd love it!"

Vista just eyed me and I suddenly realized how that honestly sounded. I gave a sheepish grin.

"Heh, that came off as a proposition didn't it?" It was more of a statement in all honesty, "Sorry. It slipped out."

Vista narrowed her eyes at me, "You just saying that because I'm "too young" or something" Oh dear…

"No, no! I swear!" I said, "It was an honest mistake on my part!" Is this actually happening…

I was saved, for now, when Vista's order arrived. Apparently mine would take thirty minutes to fry thoroughly, not to mention they had to make a fresh set of buns because the stale ones were thrown out. I certainly wouldn't have thought Fulgy Bob's was a place overall concerned with freshness… it's actually a rather nice surprise really.

Plus homemade fresh bread is fucking awesome!

"I know I joked about it but I'm not ready to lewd the loli!" I thought as I tried to think of a way to defuse the landmine I had triggered accidentally, "God I am so fucked after we leave the shack…"

"I still can't believe you ate that entire five pound heart attack on a bun in thirty minutes." I snickered, "Or that massive basket of fries… and that extra large shake… do you have a blackhole for a stomach??"

Turns out I wasn't as fucked as I assumed. Turns out Vista actually does have a sense of humor, not that I didn't think she did but I figured her age/size was a touchy subject, and was stringing me along for her amusement.

"Nah." I said with a snicker, "Though that'd be an odd superpower wouldn't it?"

"Yeah it would." Vista said with a smile from her seat on my back, "So… I need to do that AAR. So I've gotta get going before Piggot decides to chew me out more. But… well maybe next time you'll be up to giving me some bareback eh?" She added cheekily.

Before I could retort she used her power to quickly move off leaving me dumbfounded and with the most awkward boner in my life.

[... Data]

"Wait. She's just small for her age!?" Though before I could completely start ranting I was interrupted again.

"Eh… you alright there?" I turned and I'm pretty sure she was sitting a table or two away from myself and Vista.

"... I'm having very mixed feelings." I replied honestly, "Anyway the name's Steel. And you are?"

"Tammi Herran." I didn't react to the fact that I was talking to Sabrina the Teenage Nazi, "Vista?"

I just nodded, still not entirely sure how to react to the Nazi before me. What made it worse is that she was fit and cute!

"Yeah Vista has that effect on people." Tanni said with a faint chuckle, "I think she gets off on giving people Why boners." She added gesturing to my own massive why boner with a blush.

"Yeah." I repeated cause honestly what else could I say?

And frustratingly enough I couldn't visit Taylor to fix this problem, guess I'll be mounting an Android later. Just as I was about to get up… I noticed a thoughtful look on Tammi's face. And it might just be my dick talking… but I think something good is about to happen to me…

"Well… who says a teenager can only go through a rebellion once?" She muttered to herself.

My ears perked up at that.

"This is not what I was expecting."

Okay honestly I feel kinda foolish for assuming everyone in this city would be all "LET'S FUCK" but damn what a let down. But at the same time I can't help but feel like I'm doing a good thing, sure Tammi is a goddamn Nazi but well…

"Go faster!" Tammi exclaimed happily.

Right now she's just a girl riding a horse through the city. I mean yeah I'm disappointed in not getting a chance to (probably not) fuck the racism out of her but hey! Them's the breaks and honestly. This helped me get myself on even footing mentally anyway.

It also showed me that not everyone will ask for sex right from the get go.

Eventually we came to a stop in an overgrown park, Tammi sliding off my back and leaning against me panting. With a grin that honestly made her look rather attractive, honestly if she wasn't a goddamn Nazi I imagine she and Taylor might get along.

Probably anyway… the girl who would eventually become Khepri (which is a rather moot point now) has some severe trust issues.

"Wow, I feel like a little girl!" Tammi said with a grin, "Um… thanks for indulging me…" She added awkwardly.

"No problem." I said with a chuckle, "I needed that run. Helps the digestion. So, you want me to take you back to the Boardwalk?"

"Well…" I looked at her curiously, "... Can I get a selfie?"

Not what I was expecting, kinda disappointed honestly.

"Eh, sure." I said with a shrug.

Off to QuestionableQuesting for more STEEL ACTION~!