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My PP shall soar through all heavens!!

It all started with me buying a necklace... What went wrong? Well... I made the gods jealous, simply because their wife, their sisters, their crushes, and so on... Fell under my charm! Hahaha!! To stop me, they dared to imprison me in a universe far from any woman. A world where there are only wieners! At least, that's what I first thought... You see... My necklace wasn't just any necklace, and the world that I was imprisoned in wasn't just a world without woman... A world filled with the laws and scenery of Eastern fantasies. Not just any Eastern fantasy though... It was the world of immortal cultivation, but not the typical one... One day... One day I'll get my revenge on them all! ======== Disclaimers!! -This story is R18, and has some unique elements that encourages sexual interactions. -MC is a deviant, meaning, a hole is a goal, as long as it's not his hole. -Image within cover belongs to AXSENS ========

Sir_WendoS · Oriental
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296 Chs

PP examination

Alright. Today. Throughout all these weeks, Xianner hasn't made her appearance, which means that I'm probably supposed to meet her in the sect. Not going to lie, I'm actually happy that she didn't come back at all. Why would I want to have her back when I used almost all of her money. I'm sure that I'll receive a cruel punishment if she finds out about it too early. Yeah… definitely don't want that.

"What are you doing on my bed?" Xianner was right in front of the door, not too far away from where I'm at.

"Ahh!" Me who was being so sneaky about her, obviously got jumpscared, because I definitely did not expect her to be near me at the exact moment that I was thinking about her.

"Why do you always make such sudden appearances?! Do you want me to get a heart attack?!" I complained right after, as that was the only way for me to decrease my surprise immediately, at the moment.

"Stop your crap, and pack up. We're no longer staying here, even if you fail your examination."

"Heh?" I understand that I might not be allowed to stay in here anymore, but why you too?" I was confused, not understanding why she would rent a place to stay, when she stays in the sect already.

"Me and a junior disciple that I'm familiar with, had the same quest of hunting a Crawling Lizard's eyes. That's why we decided to stay here, closer to the forest."

"Ah, I see. So that means that that battle gear is yours…"

"Obviously. My junior's gears were already sold after his death."

Upon realization, I slapped my head because of how stupid I was to not realize that another set of gears meant that it was most likely Xianner's. Unfortunately for me, Xianner didn't give me the chance to drown in my depression. She didn't even give me a chance to bathe, as she simply grabbed onto my hand, and dragged me out of the house. Ha… What a sad life I'm living now. Being forced to go somewhere immediately, with no power to resist. Oh fate, please make me stronger as soon as possible! Let me dominate this b*tchy Xianner, and explore the new undiscovered knowledge of knowing what it feels like to triumph a futanari!

'Ahh!' I actually had to walk my way around a very tall mountain.

With Xianner beside me, nobody dared to disturb me, since I was basically an elite. Ha! I didn't even need to stand in line, and simply passed beside everyone of them. Not that I should be proud though, as it seems that I'm the only oldest one around. Most of them looked like they were in their early twenties, while some of them looked close to my age, which is twenty seven years old. That's right. I am already mature… Now that I think about it, I haven't seen any infants, children, nor teenagers. Could it be that there are no babies in this world? I mean like… there's no way for someone to get pregnant since they all have the same sexual organ. How are they born then? Do they just spawn in this world like in some video games? Is there a magical spawner perhaps?! Damn… I really need to know about this world. It is is far different than earth, all because of one tiny little difference.

Anyways. Let's just focus on my surroundings again, shall we…

Alright. The top of the mountain was flat, however, that flat area alone was probably more than two square miles. There were other mountains behind this mountain, away from the town's direction, and there were bridges that connected each mountain together. Everything was designed nicely, and it fitted the cultivation mythology mood quite perfectly. Perhaps a powerful cultivator did all of it, as almost every mountain that had a building, were perfectly shaped for easy access. A nice zig-zag way up towards the top of the mountain, and a nice flat surface that had beautiful small streams of water flowing down below the mountain.

"Is this the person that you told me about?" Xianner brought me to an old man with a long silver beard.

"Yes, elder Xuan. It is him."

"Hmm…" The old man lowered his knees, and leaned in closer to my little brother to take a sniff of him. Upon seeing such a disgusting sight, of course I would back away. An old man smelling my D? Is he insane?! Last time a man touched my little brother was when I was seven, and it was a doctor! There is no way I am going to get that close to my dearest brother. Especially when he looks like a damn old wrinkled brute.

"Oh, is he a shy one?" The old man decided to ask Xianner, which she couldn't give an answer to.

'What do you mean I'm shy? You're just shameful!' I rebuked the old man, but kept it inside my mind. How dare he blatantly say that I am a shy one, if he's just a creep. Actually, I think I feel like vomiting right now.

"Alas, I guess he'll have to make use of the device then, along with the others…"

"Excuse me? Along with the others?" I couldn't help letting out my own words, as the situation was simply getting too absurd.

"See disciple Xianner. A shy one." The old man had a smile on his face, as he said those words to Xianner. "Listen, young man. I know exactly what you are nervous about, but there is no need to worry. The device will hide your PP from the crowd, and its clean no matter what dirt or bacteria gets in there…"

*Sigh* "Alright." I agreed to the old man's assurance, knowing that I have to change my morals and habits if I'm planning to abide to this society. At least the device is better than having an old man place his nose right in front of my little brother.

So yeah… I decided to join the crowd that were already making use of the special device.