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My PP shall soar through all heavens!!

It all started with me buying a necklace... What went wrong? Well... I made the gods jealous, simply because their wife, their sisters, their crushes, and so on... Fell under my charm! Hahaha!! To stop me, they dared to imprison me in a universe far from any woman. A world where there are only wieners! At least, that's what I first thought... You see... My necklace wasn't just any necklace, and the world that I was imprisoned in wasn't just a world without woman... A world filled with the laws and scenery of Eastern fantasies. Not just any Eastern fantasy though... It was the world of immortal cultivation, but not the typical one... One day... One day I'll get my revenge on them all! ======== Disclaimers!! -This story is R18, and has some unique elements that encourages sexual interactions. -MC is a deviant, meaning, a hole is a goal, as long as it's not his hole. -Image within cover belongs to AXSENS ========

Sir_WendoS · Oriental
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296 Chs

Information gathering

You thought I would go further than that?! H*ll no! Are you insane?! The lady is three meters tall! Now imagine how tall her little brother would be then?! Exactly! Not that I'm that sure of it, but it's better to be safe than sorry. Because once she discovers that her bottom can be dominated, it wouldn't be long before she asks to dominate mine…

Oh my, oh my…that would surely be a nightmare for me. I've seen too much sauce to know how that would end up for me. With her powers and strength unknown to me, I better not play around before I grow strong enough. The world is surely a nice world with things like sexual interaction not having been discovered yet, however, this is a world where anyone can penetrate another. I… I think those cultivation novels that I read before was indeed right. In a cultivation world, it is a fact that the strong will always pray on the weak. In this world… It's exactly like that! Everyone can be penetrated, and only the strong might be the only ones to be free from the forbidden pleasure! What a reality… A cruel reality…

Anyhow, I just left like that. I simply yelled "I'm sorry!", took the set of robes and sandals that were on her hands, and ran for it like any beta MC would. I mean like… That elder Xuan called me a shy one, so I guess it would make perfect sense for me to react like that. Hehehe… This is the first time I actually did something like "dine and dash". I might continue to do so on too in the future… I don't think milk is the right excuse though…

"Wait!" The lady called out to me, but my ears were deaf to her calls, since I was acting like the silly idiot that I was. Haha, silly baka…

"Phew…" After reaching a few hundred meters away from the tailor shop, I finally stopped running, to release a good sigh of relief.

I saw her bulge, and I'm sure that it's at least seven inches. There is no way that I'll go further than touch, unless I'm sure that I am stronger and bigger than her…

Okay, let's just forget about what just happened a few minutes ago, and wear some clothes already. My entire body except the parts that are behind my boxer shorts of course, had been exposed to the morning sun for more than an hour already. I need to cover up my body. It's also disrespectful walking around like this too. That's right. I am not that shameless!

So… After I dressed up, I headed for the mountain of knowledge and education with the new sandals between my arm. My own sleeping sandals were dirty, which was why I didn't want to carry them. My plan was to wear them until I got home, and wash them after, before wearing the new ones. My attire from earth would therefore be nothing but a souvenir. A memory and a remnant of my past and my future, which I need to achieve.

To the library!

Okay, so I've gone to the library to ask the librarian about history books. Gathering information was a success, and that's because there are actually plenty of people with history as a profession since the beginning of humanity. There existed two types of historians, which often worked together. One type is the type to gather rumors, and another was half an adventurer who adventured with many adventurers. With those two types of historians, the history of the world was very detailed, explaining not only the facts, but the culture and yearly seasons that made a certain fact happen as well.

So, here's what I understand from the amount of books that I've read. Plants are one of the most worshiped or respected entity within this world. There are absolutely no creatures that kill plants to eat them in this world, and only plants kill plants, just like animals kill animals. Yes, I know, such news is definitely insane. There are some chaos plants that made their appearance later after the second generation of humans though. Those are the plants that give birth to demon spawns, and the type of plants that humans simply kill. Right, the humans also come from plants. The friendly plants to them obviously. Strange, isn't it? Luckily, there hasn't been any great wars yet between the demons and the children of nature. The only problem is that one should be careful when traveling, since both children of nature and chaos are great nemesis that wish for each other's death. The reason why, still needs to be discovered. I'm guessing it's because of the new type of misfit flower wanting to be the one in control or populace…

From what I've read, every conscious being that a plant gives birth to, is born at their peak state already. There is no need for growing up, language comprehension, or any basic things that a human needs before they become a full fledged adult. It was simply beyond my understanding. Actually, not really… Still though. Such a thing simply sounded too surreal. A living and conscious being with a great intellect birthed from a plant? Damn…

I never thought that vegetation would be more important in this world than animals... For there to be various creatures, birthed from different plants. Wow… This world is quite advanced if I must say. Various personalities, various traits, various talents… I can see why plants are highly respected and even worshiped.

Clans, sects, companies… A diverse amount of talents and capabilities, all created throughout time, similar to evolution, however, because there's no genetic combinations, there is no mutations or carriers of diseases within the new generations. Everyone is born perfect, and even if they didn't fit a certain criteria, there was always others similar to them who they could corporate with. That's how sects, clans and businesses started after all…

Also, because they are born perfect, there is a higher chance for them to grow faster and bigger, power and technological wise. This makes me wonder… Why haven't they conquered other planets or universes yet? Why haven't they found any real biological women…?

Interesting…

Ha! You thought MC has a PP for a brain?!

Everything has it's consequences, and in no way would he face those, just to satisfy le horney readers

Kekekekeke!

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