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My Plot-Hole System

Long Tian is your everyday average person who just wants to lead a normal & peaceful life. But things just don't tend to go our way in life, suddenly receiving a System that seems to be a shameless combination of all the systems from the various overrated System Novels that he hates, his peaceful life is now a pipe dream. Let us follow Long Tian in this refreshing journey and see what fate has in store for him. If you'd like to support me, feel free. https://ko-fi.com/narcissistimmortal STRICTLY URBAN, NO FANTASY ELEMENTS. The Chapter Lengths will be adjusted eventually. *Picture in the cover does not belong to me.*

NarcissistImmortal · Urbano
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33 Chs

Some Good Rewards.

As soon as claimed the rewards, a warm current spread throughout his body, this feeling is generally supposed to make the MC feel comfortable, but the already angry Long Tian felt even more pissed after this feeling.

"Damn.. there really is a warm current flowing through my body, this stupid system definitely came from some stupid novel". This warm current was more dominant in his brain where a bunch of recipies of different cuisines appeared. Stunned, Long Tian suddenly thought of something.

'Why is it that in every god damn system novel, the very first skill the MC obtains is Cooking?'. Soon after he started messing around with his appraisal ability. He found out that he can appraise the stats both living things and non-living things, the appraisal even told him about peoples innerwear color and brand and cup size.

Long Tian found his target, the Class Monitor, this fellow was very prideful. His grades were alredy the first in class, add to that his authority as the monitor; the guy is a total control freak.

What Long Tian saw in the appraisal window almost made him burst out laughing, the class monitor's underwear, according to the appraisal, was a pink sailor moon undie of a costly brand. Soon the bell rang and Class Monitor started to reprimand everyone in a very stern tone. Long Tian just couldn't associate this man with his underwear. Well, everybody has their own secrets.

The Politics Teacher entered, and everybody got up. When Long Tian moved his body, he had a feeling that he was full of power.

"Damn, this feeling.. no wonder those MC's are full of arrogance."

[Ding, Cannot fully complete host's body morphing due to being in a crowded place.]

[Postponing Body Morphing temporarily.]

'Oh, did the addition of 5 point on all attributes surpass my body limits and needs morphing?' Long Tian thought to himself. Soon four classes were done and in those classes, Long Tian quickly hustled and grinded his subject skills with the help of some advanced books gifted by some of the school's honourable alumni.

[Ding! Politics, Chinese, Mathematics, English, Physics, Chemistry have reached Professional Level.]

"Hmph, what a cheat, some books and my knowledge is already more than or equal to most prestigious professors, this skill level lives up it's name. I can breeze through university smoothly now."

It was lunch now and Long Tian sat there with his bowl of rice and beef curry. Just as he took a bite, it was like some instincts kicked in and he could point out the flaws and the cooking method of this dish. This lunch which he ate daily for two years now feels unappetizing, Long Tian cursed the system and went to lady that serves food.

"Aunty, can you give me that pepper crusher, salt and chilli flakes."