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My Onahole Academy

I got transmigrated into a vulgar adult game. And I didn't write that review!

Zewin · Fantasia
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27 Chs

Apology

The Unfortunate 'Nokkolgap', 'Onaaka'

To be honest, I haven't tried the game, so I don't really know about it. I never asked my roommate, but he kept talking about it, so I only knew it superficially.

Anyway, he was the type who liked to chatter. When it came to the 'Nokkolgap' game, I had only one thought.

'It's going to get a lot of publicity.'

My roommate was a carefree idiot who had dedicated his life to the online community, so if there was something he didn't like, he would take on the role of a critic and keep discussing the same topics for days on end. That's why I could somewhat understand why the goddess was so infuriated. Even when I looked at it, I could see my roommate's determined (actually disgusting) efforts to persistently impose the 'nokkol' frame to an obsessive extent. I was suddenly summoned to a different world and was quite surprised, but it seems that the misunderstanding has been resolved.

"Now, please send me back."

"..."

She flinched. The goddess's shoulders shook.

"I have to go to work tomorrow."

"I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. I've committed a crime. Eeeeek...!"

"….Why are you so sorry? You can just send me back to where I was."

"Well, that's…."

Kneeling on her knees, the goddess said, her tears welling up.

"I can't…."

"…."

"In anger… H-huge power… I used it all… I can never… again…."

"What?"

"Hik! I'm sorry!!"

As if realizing how big a mistake she had made, the goddess once again prostrated1 herself. Then, as if she had realized something, she quickly raised her head.

"Ah!"

"Have you found a solution?"

[<Goddess of Adult Games> blesses you!]

"Perk, I'll give you a perk, this world isn't so bad, there are lots of pretty girls, and, and, and…!"

"No…!! I asked you to send me back, didn't I?"

[<Goddess of Adult Games> enhances your Charm to the maximum limit]

[Mythical Power 'Divine Body' Acquired!]

[WARNING! Maximum Limit of Mythical Power Ownership Reached]

[<Goddess of Adult Games> Removed the Limit of Mythical Power You Can Own!]

[Mythical Powers 'Blood of Temptation'' Acquired! Mythical Power 'Lucky Pervert' Acquired!]

"This too! This too! I'll give you this too!"

"Wait, slow down… You're overwhelming me!"

"I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!! Huhu…"

[Mythical Power 'Personality Excretion' Acquired! Mythical Power 'Maiden's Protection'' Acquired! Mythical Power 'Code of Immortality' Acquired]

[Mythical Skill 'Penetration (Crimson)' Acquired!]

I realized that she was generously giving away rare skills that I wouldn't be able to get through a normal route…

I genuinely felt sorry for her. So, I could calm down before my anger got the best of me.

Finally, all I saw was the back of the goddess's head who prostrated herself as if to imply that no matter what I said to her, she would accept it with a sweet smile.

"Umm…"

"Well, we've completely and utterly eliminated the difficulty of the game. So, how about enjoying a harem?"

"I only watch and play vanilla."

"…."

"This adult game is my friend's favorite. Honestly, I don't like harems."

Sex is the fruit of love.

Content that pushes for violent sexual content is not my cup of tea.

I fell asleep looking at my vanilla collection again today.

I am completely unrelated to this adult game.

As I firmly expressed my preferences, the goddess's complexion turned pale.

"….It might be a difficult request, but…"

"A difficult request?"

"Starting today, can you change to the harem route… Please… Can't you…?"

"To join your harem from today… no, can you change to the harem route… please.... Can't you…?"

The weeping blonde goddess.

"…."

Sigh.

Should I give it a try? She looked even more pitiful, about to disappear under the weight of her guilt.

Exerting such enormous power to abduct a human from another world in a fit of anger suggests a strong attachment to her work, which in turn implies that she's deeply affected by the negative feedback.

I think she has a cute side.

"That guy was a bit harsh with his words."

"…Yes?"

"I like pretty girls too."

It's not like I'm setting up a harem or anything. It's just that living under one roof with beautiful girls is a pleasantly ordinary situation.

Ah, she can't really be my little sister if it's an adult game, right?

"Well then…"

"I'll give it a try, for now."

"Yes, please give it a try."

Although I said this while being very aware that it was just a game, the goddess seemed extremely pleased.

"Uh, hehe… In a way… You, Kim Sang-hyuk, is the only player who will evaluate my genuine game without any prejudice!"

"…"

How did she even find out my name… Gives me the creeps.

"Is there anything I should know? Suddenly having a family member I didn't know about… If there's a manual, please let me know."

"You don't need to know anything! There won't be any problems for Kim Sang-hyuk!! Just dive in and try it out! Ehehe!"

With teary eyes, she now smiled brightly.

…Yeah, a manual, who needs that? It's better to dive into the game and learn as you go. After the goddess disappeared with a poof, I examined the room.

'Student ID.'

It seems to be an identification card proving that I'm a student at Es-sol Academy. Seems like I'm a year ahead than my sister. It says 'D-Rank' in the overall evaluation.

"It's not particularly outstanding."

I don't know what the original protagonist's background was, but if you're in your second year and your overall evaluation is 'D-Rank,' isn't that close to failing?

'A watch.'

7:30 AM.

Perhaps, for the sake of my little sister who woke me up, I should step outside first. After all, if they are my new family, we should try to get along.

I could feel a slight tension in my body before I opened the door.

A new world. A new family. A new life.

Who could have predicted that such a change would enter my life, which had been rolling along the same way every day?

I heard voices from downstairs.

"Ah! It's so annoying. Why do we have to take care of that jerk?"

"Stella, keep your voice down…! It can be heard up to the second floor."

"Let him hear it. Because of that jerk, I can't even bring friends over without feeling embarrassed."

Are they talking about me? It sounded a bit intense.

I almost gave up on going down the stairs. Hearing the word 'jerk' from my little sister… Is this how siblings are, even if they're not blood-related?

"Were you eavesdropping? Come out! You're so creepy."

"Stella…"

"Mom's on a business trip starting today. Shouldn't we make a rule that jerks can't even breathe the same air as us?"

As I descended the stairs, I was officially introduced to my two younger sisters.

Serena… She's truly beautiful, and a second look only confirms it. She also has an incredible body. With her cute black short hair and violet eyes that exude a sense of mystery, her gentle and adorable face seems to convey that. She may appear to be the type who can't say anything bad about others…

…But just standing there feels very erotic. This must be what an ideal younger sister for adult games looks like.

'…She also has big breasts.'

I discreetly glanced to confirm without making it too obvious, but it was noticeable enough through her clothes.

"…"

Stella is looking at me with her eyes widened, clearly taken aback. Despite all the harsh words she's been throwing around, she's just as pretty as Serena. Even when she gives me a hostile look and clenches her fist.

She let her bright blonde hair down in a side tail, and her self-confident red eyes contrasted sharply with Serena's style.

'I don't think this is an adult game…'

…If it gets out that two women with such appearances are living under one roof, I'll scout them out the next day2, be it for a girl group or cheerleaders.

"…Big brother?"

Serena called me with wide eyes. But among the 'big brother' sounds I've heard many times, this one felt the most full of curiosity and interest.

Just as I was surprised to see them, my sisters also seemed surprised to see the new big brother.

When I'm asked to describe her, I'd say: a goddess.

"Serena."

I decided to ask once more.

"Yes…"

I leaned closer. Serena straightened her back, lifted her head towards me, and her eyes wide. She slightly opened her mouth as if in admiration, blinking her eyes cutely.

"I'm your big brother, right?"

"Yes… yes… that's right… you're my big brother…"

Then Stella is my sister too. When I turned around, the blonde girl flinched.

"Stella is my sister too."

"…" Stella fell silent.

"You shouldn't say such harsh words to big brother." Serena spoke.

"What…"

Stella seems to be experiencing confusion in her memory. Is it because I look so different from my former self? Anyway, she tightly closed her mouth and quickly turned her head, as if the first impression of the renewed big brother wasn't that favorable."

"I'll go first."

"What about breakfast?"

"I don't need breakfast!"

Stella sprinted away quickly, leaving Serena behind. Serena put her hands together in front of her stomach and fidgeted with her fingers, stealing glances at my face.

"Serena?"

"…Ah, ahem… Yes, big brother…"

"I'm sorry for the strange question, but… where's the bathroom?"

Serena guided me to the bathroom with graceful and quick steps. By the way, there is quite a height difference.

"What's your height?"

"156… No! It's 160."

That means I'm close to 190 cm. Around 186? 187? I've grown nearly 15 cm… The air I'm breathing feels somewhat different.

"Alright. Thank you."

I closed the bathroom door and stood in front of the mirror.

"…What is this? This face is ridiculously handsome."

I burst into a dry laugh at the surreal situation. I think my siblings were stumbling because they saw me like this. They probably wouldn't know what to do when any woman is approached by a man who looks like this. Even me, if a very pretty woman suddenly comes up to me, it feels like my head will suddenly turn empty.

I know I'm in a game with an unrealistic setting, so it's okay, but…

"Ew!"

I looked at the dirty and yellowed white t-shirt I had been wearing and felt disgusted, so I immediately took it off.

"Why did I wear this kind of thing?"

After taking off the t-shirt, a sculpted body was revealed. I had guessed from the broad shoulders, but the body was incredibly beautiful.

"Wow."

It's the first time I've felt like time is flying when looking at a man's body.

Is this 'Divine Body'?

Ridiculously handsome face, amazing body… amazing penis.

This appearance, right down to my impressive penis, felt like a limited edition skin within the game.

"Open Status Window."

Kim Sang-hyuk

Level 1 (D)

Strength: 5

Agility: 5

Stamina: 5

Dexterity: 5

(Hidden) Charm: 999

Skills:

'Penetration (Crimson)'

Abilities:

'Lucky Pervert'

'Personality Excretion'

'Blood of Temptation'

'Maiden's Protection'

'Divine Body'

'Code of Immortality'

"Hmm."

The goddess said that. She completely removed the difficulty of the game. If that's the case, why not just raise the level to 9999? Why are the stats at 5, and why aren't there any explanations for the special abilities? I pondered in my own way.

"So, the one who created this world is a goddess?"

In other words, the desire as a game developer. Even if it's called the "easy mode", there must have been a desire for players to enjoy this game fully. So, rather than giving out real cheats from the beginning to cut down the final boss in one second, it would be more appropriate to provide convenience within the prepared events for players to experience and enjoy.

"It seemed like a generous giveaway, but there must have been some thoughts put into it."

… She's like a perverted goddess with a hidden agenda.

Still, I'm not interested in harems. I just want to make a lot of money through a stable job, marry a beautiful woman who loves me, have about three kids, and live a peaceful life. These erotic abilities won't be of much use, I'm sure.

"But…"

'Personality Excretion', what's that?

Is it a self-defense attack skill? I should try using it later.

(End of Chapter 1) 

Ah, so the goddess's first intention was to trap Kim Sang-hyuk's roommate in the game and let him suffer being forever alone as a disgusting/disliked character in the game. But she made a mistake and abduct the wrong person. That explained the weird look and cold treatment from his sister from chapter 0. Not to mention the dirty yellow t-shirt, eww~ 

lay oneself flat on the ground face downward

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