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My Mr Perfect

Xena Li "Yu'Er?"Grandpa Ding calls as he goes to the garden and sees his granddaughter drinking herself stupidly..."Can you stop this!" he smashes the bottle on the floor. "Grandpa! that was till full!"Yuxi whines as she reaches her hand for another one "Stop this behavior Yuxi! you're hurting grandpa!"He drags her to the spacious living room.."Xiao Yu? you still haven't found a husband at your age,you're already 29!" "29? when did I turn that fast?"Yuxi says still drunk.."Grandpa must I get married? all men are quite ugly " "You're going on a blind date! whether you like it or not!"Granpa Ding says "Grandpa! you can't force me! I am a tigress!"Yuxi roared and ran out to her room "Dont make me!..never mind!"Grand Ding laughed at his granddaughter .She really has been lonely ever since her parent divorced and her mom went away,she mostly spends time crying or looking at the sky Next Morning) At Ding Corps) "Your grandpa called and said I should give you the address of the blind date and should not embarras him " Wang Lu ,her Vice says as she stares at her .He had always liked the cold,aloof and indifferent Miss Yuxi but has never come out to tell her because of the dates her grandpa has been setting her on "Geez! I totally forgot I have to ruin this date!"She bluffed and turns around and looks at him.."Wang Lu? do you still have that ugly disguise I used to chase my last date?" "Yes Ma'am? do you wanna sabotage this date,but your grandpa would be super angry!" Wang Lu said but in his mind already rejoicing "Or do you want the date Wang Lu?"She stands up and moved towards him and pins him to the wall.."You've been acting suspicious lately,are you sure you're not a gay?" Yuxi teasingly says as Wang Lu gulps hard at the closeness of their face if anyone would walking in here it would be too embarrassing "No Ma'am! I am not a gay!"Wang Lu avoids her gaze and she chuckles "Wang Lu? why do you address me as Ma'am? do I look to old?" Yuxi sighs as she let's go off him and walks towards her desk "No you're too young Miss Yuxi! "Wang Lu corrected himself "Wang Lu? would you like to accompany me to this blind date? I am bored and I dont think this old man would leave me alone!" Yuxi gets up and packs up her file "You want me to go with you?" Wang Lu heart skipped a beat,first time she asked me to accompany her without me pleading "And I also want you to act as my boyfriend when we get there,got it?"She said as she walks out and goes of her car.."I'll text you the thing you need to know and say!" with that she drove off to the place "I wish you'd ask me to be your boyfriend without any string attached!" Wang Lu sadly says as he hops into his car too

JessicaE777 · Urbano
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Chapter 58 Lusting over my body

"Do you have any idea?"Zichen spoke up after contemplating whether to or not

"Now you're talking "He said as he sat back down with a smile ."I know lots of dating advice's like How to woo a girl,how to kiss a girl and Soo many one,which one would you like "He excitedly says like a baby praised for doing good and also wanted to be rewarded

"Why do you feel your brain with unnecessary thing!I just wanna know how to confess to a girl,is that a big thing to ask?"He asked back at him

"Of course it is!its a big step for you,most people from their marriage where the one that confessed to the girl not the other way round ."He phased to make sure everything he said sank into his brain

The only problem with Zichen is that he is slow at romance and that's why he has been single at 31!

"I have to know what the girl is about ,how she looks like because not all love confession techniques works on the same girl "He Hao said

"She is a little tough and hates the opposite sex is that enough information for you?"Zichen said

"WHAT!!Hates the opposite sex? that's a NO go area,If its like that then she is interested in girls then,why bother chase her?"He Hao shakes his head .Finally he thought he would be seeing little kids around him not knowing his friend is in love with a girl who strongly opposes the opposite sex

"She is not a lesbian! She just has a traumatic reason for hating men,Yuxi is actually a good girl that has been nice but has been cursed by karma "Zichen immediately defended Yuxi,Does this Boy need a spanking?How dare he call his property a Lesbian

"You mean Ding Yuxi? Like Yuxi?Why her!Last time a boy confessed his love to her he lost his balls "He Hao shrieks in fear

He hadn't known Yuxi to frame her that badly but it did happen!Last 3 Years a boy confessed his love to her and I guess she was mad and she cut his balls

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Flashback,

"I know I have been loving you inconsistently, I just want to say I love you!"A Man holding a banquet of roses said as he goes on his knees

"Hmm,you really do love me right?"Yuxi got up from the chair she was seated in and walks towards the man

That day was one of her unstoppable blind dates and now this annoying pest has come to give her a headache!

She walks towards him and pushes him towards the wall and licks her lips seductively. Pulling a dagger right from her pants, she hits him at his crotch and blood slips through .Seeing the man pathetic state on the floor she maniacally laughs and said

"You dont love me! You just LUST over my body!"She said dropping the dagger on him and walking away