Drunk Yami is a problem

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Give me your stones, or else I'll blow your house up.

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Yami landed in the city and left a crater when he landed. He looked up and walked to a building, he kicked the door open and grabbed the guy inside, growling "Where's Udon." the man shook in fear and said "South-West! Please don't hurt me!"

Yami looked at the kid behind him and grabbed a Kimono from the rack, it was pitch black with blood red waves on it. He said "This is in exchange for your life." he hiccupped and added "Scum." the man said "Thank you!"

Yami sneered and spun the kimono over his shoulders, jumping out of the building, Yachiru grew and Yami landed on her back as she ran South-West. Yami took out the snail and said "What are you looking at?" the snail shook his head and Yami continued "Shut up and connect me, you dumb snail thing."

The poor snail got caught in Yami's drunken rage, it cried and was distressed, but still made the call. Yami said "Yo! *Hic* I'm going to Udon, peace." Law said "What?! What happened at the Palace?" the rest were waiting and Yami burst out laughing, saying "What Palace? HAHAHAHAHHA!" before hanging up, Yachiru giggled and grew, jumping over the buildings and shooting off towards the prison.

Law said "Yami-ya! YAMI-YA!" Robin said "He's gone. I just saw him leave the Capital. Who gave him booze?!" everyone was silent and Nami said "It was that Komurasaki chick. I was watching from the roof... He really drank a lot..." Law growled "Fucking kid can't handle his liquor!? The plan is ruined!"

Franky said "It's not that bad... At least we don't have to worry about Orochi anymore... Heh." the rest chuckled and Law kicked a building to bits, startling the woman showering inside. She covered herself up and Law ignored her, shouting "I'm going to kill that fucking kid! Sanji what the fuck are you doing?!"

The crew chuckled and Sanji said "I just kicked a Dinosaur's ass... I don't know if it's meat is edib- Never mind, it's a person." Law was smoldering with rage and he said "Straw Hat is in jail, Scarf-ya is going to the jail, Chef-ya just kicked the shit out of a Tobiroppo... Hey, guys." he got a series of 'yeah?'s and he shouted, scaring the naked woman out of her wits, "DO ANY OF YOU KNOW WHAT LOW-KEY MEANS!? EH!?"

They were silent, Katakuri replied "Well, I don't think so." the rest burst out laughing and Law trembled, he took a deep breath and said "Leave the capital, we'll meet in Ebisu town." before hanging up, not caring if they said yeah or not.

He looked over at the naked woman and said "What are you looking at?" she shrieked and ran away, Law spat on the ground and walked away in a bad mood.

Yami and Yachiru got lost, they went south-west and ending up at the sea!

WHAT FUCKING SOUTH-WEST!?

Yami said "Bastard! I should've kicked his ass..." as he drank from a gourd. Yachiru laughed and sniffed before saying "I smell Chopper, also love maybe you shouldn't drink so much. You get very angry when you drink, you know." Yami said "Meh. It's righteous anger! Plus, my sweet little Ruru, love of my life, goddess, baby mama, cutie, sexy little succubus, cares about me. That's all the matters. *Hic*"

Yachiru said "Huh? Baby mama? I'm not pregnant..." Yami laughed "You will be!" Yachiru blushed and said "What a pervert!" Yami just giggled.

They found, Chopper, a little girl named Tama, Momonosuke, a guy named Kiku, and surprisingly Isabella and Ace! Yami swayed on top of Yachiru, looking down over her head. The group looked up and Yami grinned goofily "What's up, sis. Hehe~"

Ace said "Aiyo! It's Yami!" Isabella said "You're drunk." Yami giggled and said "Jealous?" he hung the gourd from the string and swung it lightly, saying "Ohhh, sis! Fuck, wait! Chopper! Where's the prison, bro!" Chopper blinked and said "Oh no..."

Momonosuke said "He's drunk!" holding his head in distress. Ace and Isabella looked at each other in confusion and Tama said "Momo-kun, what's wrong?" Momonosuke said "We need to-" Yami laughed and his arm grew, grabbing Momonosuke and kneading him with his fingers.

Yami said "The little pervert is here too!" Momonosuke whimpered "Isabella, sis! Help me-gosarou!" Yami blinked and said "Sis?" Isabella said "It's a long story, technically, he's older than me." Yachiru barked and said "Hey! Get on! He has to keep moving when he's drunk or he gets angry."

The rest got on and Isabella said "Yachiru?" Yachiru smiled and said "Hey, sis-in-law~" Isabella said "Sis-in-law?!" Yachiru blushed and said "Well, not yet..." Isabella looked at Ace, who was looking at the grass, wow! This grass looks so fresh!

She clicked her tongue and turned away.

Yami dropped Momonosuke and grabbed Chopper with his arm back to normal, he squished his cheeks and said "Prison, where is it, Tanuki-boy." Chopper raged "I'M A REINDEER!" Yami replied "I don't care what type of cat you are, where's the prison?" Chopper grumbled and gave directions.

Yami dropped him and cheered "Let's gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I'm gonna rip Kaido to shreds, that damn piece of trash!" suddenly getting angry. Everyone was stunned, Isabella said "That's a headache..."

Yami said "ThAt'S a hEaDAcHe" Isabella grinded her teeth and said "Stop making fun of me, loser!" Yami mocked her again "StOp MaKiNg fUn Of mE, LoSeR~!" Isabella tackled him and they started a dust brawl.