CHAPTER 50
Bismillah
I'm quiet in the living room with Kheridine. There is no one so we put the music on and we dance mdddr. He doesn't dance alone, eh, I have him of course!
For a moment I let go of him and he remains standing for a few seconds and falls on his buttocks mddddr
I sit right in front, move away from him a little and hold out my arms.
Me: Come on my baby come on, get up...
He rises but falls
Me: No big deal, stand up!
He gets up but he falls again mdddddr he killed me how he fell!
Me: Never go 2 no 3 go come!!
Mdddr I speak as if he understood!! In short, he gets up and takes his first step *__* until he comes to me!!
Me: AYOUUUUUU MY BABY YOU TOOK YOUR FIRST STEPS YOUYOUYOUYOUYOU
I take him in my arms and spoil him!! Wow I love it my little one! Hessoul we resumed our moment of dancing after I went to graille while Kheridine eat a piece of bread in front of the TV while talking all alone!
The front door opens, it's Yazid and Younes
Younes: Weeesh
Me: Wesh wesh continue you will see
Yazid: Leave the bg alone
Me: So what did you do?
Younes: Karting!!
Me: Was it good?
You': Ouaiiiis herd!
Me: Mddddr good go play with Kheri'
You': Yeah!
He leaves and Yazid comes in and gives me a kiss on the forehead
Yazid: And what did you do?
Me: Nothing special with Kheri'!
Yaz': Mddr
Me: It's not funny but in any case we danced well!!
Yazid: Mdddr
Me: Go away you uh
Yazid: Oh yeah?
Me: Yeah!
Yazid: Are you sure??
Me: It's ok leave me and go to the living room!!
Yazid: Mddddr there you go!
He goes to the living room with the others and I continue to cook. 10 min later there are Youyou sounding. I go to the living room and it's Yazid.
Me: Oh what is happening to you?
Yazid: He walked, he walked!
Me: Ah mama for that!
Yaz': Wesh aren't you happy?
Me: Mdddr I saw him walk before you! He took his first steps and I'm the first to see him!
Yaz': Pffff my god
Me: Don't mumble!
Yaz': What are you saying!! You will see when he will say his first word, he will say Tonton Yaz'
Me: We'll see!
I return to the kitchen and finish, meanwhile Souley and Nassim have returned. I set the table and we eat!! We were talking quietly when tia Yazid who deuh Kheri' so that he says Tonton Yaz' and he starts to cry.
Nassim: Stop deuh!
Me: Go ahead leave my son alone!!
Yazid: No. Go Kheri' says Uncle Yaz' and I give you teti'!
Kheri': Yesiiiiiiiiiinnnnn
Yazid: Said Uncle Yaz'
Souley: Leave the wesh han.
Yaz': Noo.
Kheri': Ma hahaha ahahaha.
Me: Am I dreaming or did he say Ma' (mom)?
Younes: No you're not dreaming my sister!!!
Me: My baby, I love you!!
I take him in my arms and spoil him again.
Me: Eh bim in your face Yazid !!
Yazid: Go ahead tg!!
Me: Hahahaha
Souley: What's happening to you?
Younes: Bah taleur -he says-
Souley: Mddddddr
Me: Don't cry Yazid
Yazid: Chui a pd me to cry! Mdddr you
Me: Mddddr you never know!
Yazid: Tg tg!
Souley: Speak better no!
In short, we had a very good evening!! I'm going to go to sleep.
[...]
I'm going on vacation in July.
We're all on vacation! All of Samir's family are in the Comoros. That of Lamine is in Algeria. And me, well, I left with Lamine's. I had to my god
-Arriving at the family home-
Me: Yazid they won't like me!
Yazid: Stop saying tb tqt!
Me: Ok but I warn you. They insult or talk badly about my family and Kheridine eh, I would be ready to take off their bracelets and hit me with them. Or I break directly.
Yazid: Yeah, do you still have the app?
Me: Yeah!!
Yas': Either way, I'll be with you for a long time!
Me: You never know.
Lamine that he looks at me. Euuuu you want my picture my foiiiii what does he want. Brief Khalti toc and it is an elderly lady who opens. She lets us in.
The lady: -speaks in Arabic-
Khalti: -answers in Arabic-
I understand the strict minimum. They said salam to each other and said if it's ok. She does the same with the others and me, Younes and Kheridine, she looks us up and down and leaves.
Yas': -whisper- Don't calculate, it's because she doesn't know you.
Me: Hum
I contain myself but I too want to huuuna. In short, she brings us back to the living room where there is the family to welcome us.
(I'll do the translation for you.)
A lady: Sofia, who are they?
Khalti: My children Mélina, Younes and Kheridine.
A girl: Hey, I don't understand that.
Yas': There's nothing to understand, it's my brothers and my sister
The girl: My goodness
A lady: Sofia, aren't you ashamed to bring black people here?
Yazid: So what? Are you disturbed ? It's not your problem.
The old lady: Speak well Yazid I will hit you.
In short they all argued against us even Lamine mdddr but he argued with his cousins will know why... They even accused me of breaking up this family. Hello fucking reception. I don't speak but it's bubbling so I prefer to carve myself.
Me: Not only that, but I'm leaving. I didn't come here to be your family's back to me. I'm going to the hotel.
I take Kheridine and Younes and get ready to leave but Yas' and Yaz' fight back
Yas'&Yaz': Come with you!
Me: No stay with your mifa.
I turn on my heel and leave. I walk along the street and 2min later a car is driving next to me. I noticed Lamine's car. I stop and he rolls down the window.
Me: What do you want?
Lamine: Go up.
Me: I can walk there.
Laminate: UP.
Me: I don't think so, I can shout too.
Lamine: Well you know what works.
Me: Yeah!
I really don't want to get in his car. In addition, the weather is nice so I take advantage. I walk and he follows me but to the side.
Younes: Lili I want to ride!
Me: Come on up.
He stops, Younes goes up and I also put Kheridine down to get rid of it a bit!!
Lamine: You still don't want to go upstairs?
Me: Yeah!
Lamine: Bah die. There's a hotel there, you'll join us.
Me: Yeah!
Lamine: Be careful
Me: yeah yeah
Damn he's a lunatic, like Yazid. Hessoul I walk and there's a Blédien who comes to accost me.
Me: I don't speak Arabic
And I trace. I arrive at the reception. It does me a little good to walk. In short, after the reception man told me directly the room ok. I go there and I find a nice room mdddr but there's a truck that disturbs everyone but everyone. It's Lamine of course with his suitcase
Me: Euuu what are you crazy?
Lamine: I stay there.
Me: Nah but nah go to your gram's wesh I'm going to manage on my own.
Lamine: Mdddddr you find yourself in a country you don't know and you want to be alone in this lost hole the joke.
Me: Just say that you love me too much and that you don't want to let go, huh!!!
Lamine: Tg tg is better!
Me: Mdddr go confess!
Lamine: It's good deuh paaaaas
Me: Mdddddd!
Younes: Lamine, Lamine, are we going to the beach?
Lamine: Yeah yeah
Me: Damn you have faith. Me, I'm going to sleep with my baby!!
Lamine: Ok woman
Me: Break it man with this little man too.
Younes: Oooh
Me: What do you want to go to the beach no, I help you. And you fed him and well well afterwards bring me back to eat huh!!
Younes: Maaaaaa
Lamine: Leave the woman in her del!
Me: Mddddr good you move ouuu?
Younes: Lamine is coming, let's go, otherwise she's going to have a fit.
Wouaaaaaah how sick he was talking. What did he believe?
Me: Hey oh kid you're going to calm down straight away huh. Ok I'll let you talk a little hooligan but talk again like that I'm going to bring you back down to earth you'll see tshiiiip. There I don't shout but the next time yeah. Come on move move you came to me.
Younes: But Lili....
Me: Don't worry about it.
Lamine: -whistle- Younes come on let's go. We let your sister rest, she's tired.
And they leave. I change, put on a djelaba, close the door, change Kheridine, put it next to me and we sleep.
[...]
I get woken up by someone's kisses. I open my eyes little by little and it's Younes
You': Sorry sorry sorry sorry Lili!
Me: It's okay, give me a hug!
He hugs me for 5 minutes.
Me: Mddddr was it good?
You': Yeaaaah!
Me: Where are the others?
You': They're waiting for us downstairs
Me: Hmmm okay here we go.
You': Yeah.
We go there and join Lamine and Kheridine.
Lamine: Well you see that it works. Kisses always go with her!
Me: Tshiiip bunch of crooks
Them: Mdddddr
In short, we eat and then we go up to the room. We didn't do anything except watch TV, but it's in Arabic. OK cool
You': I don't understand anything
Me: Tqt you're not the only one!
Lamine: Mddr tant pidou!
Me: Ayaaaa how you like to take me back!
Lamine: No big deal!
Me: - sticks out your tongue -
Anyway then calls me and it's a number from the bled, it must be Yazid or Yasmine so I rep'
- At tel -
Me: Hello
...: Is that the bg on the phone?
Me: Weeeeeesssh Nasssim!
Well it's Nassim
Nassim: So little head!
I'm alright ?
Nassim: Yeah yeah and you?
Me: Yeah!
Nassim: Arrive well?
Me: Not at all mddddr
Nassim: Hey what happened?
Me: Hey you think I was going to come here and be welcomed like a flower! They didn't like us so we know how to carve out a hotel.
Nassim: Juuuuure?
Me: Yeah, crazy truck brother he even accused me of breaking up the family and everything. It's gone down the drain!
Nassim: Were there any deaths?
Me: Not even, I stayed calm but the others uuuuuh it got heated.
Nassim: Lamine tightened?
Me: Yeah yeah but there's Yazid too.
Nassim: Pitsaiiin and who do you have it with?
Me: Kheri', You' and Lamine.
Behind Nass': NASSIM COMES HERE
Nassim: Wait wesh I'm talking to Lilioush!
Behind Nass': Pass pass My Princess
It's Souley of course
Me: Leyouuuuuuu
Souley: -way of pèdz- Princesseeeee
Me: No no jte stop direct mdddddr!
Souley: Good?
Me: Yeah yeah and you?
Souley: Al Hamdûlilleh!
Behind Souley: Who are you talking to?
Souley: Lilyoush!
Behind: PASS PASS
Me: Eeeeeeh all sweet we calm down kid band!
Them: Shut up!
Me: In short it's not that but you see me it's my normal number so the out of package is not you who pays for it!
Rania: Who cares Lamine will pay.
Me: -to Lamine- If I do out of package, do you pay?
Laminate: No.
Them: Go ahead pass me he's crazy.
Me: Ayaaaaa my ears gently had no?
Them: NO
Tata: Shut up.
Me: Cheeeeh
Them: TG YOU
Me: Bon Lamine hold your black mifa. They broke my head!
I pass it on and I fall asleep in wonderland!
[...]
How's the rest of the vacation going? Will everything work out with Lamine?
To be continued...