Worst party ever...

"Sweetie... Wake up..."

Norn heard a beautiful voice coming from above.

It was obviously Erika's.

"We are being attacked..."

As Norn heard it he immediately opened his eyes, only to find out that he's still on his bed, Erika.

"Did you say something just now?"

He asked queitly. He didn't want to be loud in case he didn't just dream of her words.

"I did. Want to meet them? They are weak so you dont have to worry."

Erika was strangely excited.

"There's 5 of them in total, 3 men and 2 women. They are F rank at best."

As she said it she started caressing Norn's head.

He was used to it already.

From a different perspective it would look like he was her pet now...

Which was or was not true.

"Oh, target dummies. Perfect!"

Norn was excited! His first real fight!

He tried to come up with responses to certain moves from his enemies already...

"Okay then, get off me and i'll lead you~"

Norn noticed the strangeness in Erika's voice just now.

It seemed like she was even more excited than he was.

As he stood up he realised that it was still night out here.

"Huh? So it doesn't matter how much time passes, it will still transport me to the time i woke up?"

He was stupefied.

It just didn't make any sense from a logical standpoint!

How could it be that no matter how much time he spent in one of the bodies he would ALWAYS wake up when he was supposed to?

He already tried imagine what would happen if two of his bodies were in one world...

The fuck would happen then?

It was a question he couldn't even begin to answer.

However, he didn't even need to, not now, at least.

Both he and Erika went outside of the house already.

Of course, they weren't naked. They did spend time to dress up.

"What chances do you think i have against all of them at the same time?"

Norn asked her as they were walking god knows where.

He could barely see anything and he needed to be silent but he still found time to appreciate Erika's ass.

She was leading him, after all, why not do that?

"All of them? Well..."

Erika hesitated.

"Just speak, i wont be offended, i know that i'm fucking weak."

He didn't even let her think of right words to make it sound better.

"No, no~"

Erika laughed a little.

"You overestimate people of this world. They are far weaker than you now. Your chances against them, however... I would say around 60% if you fought all of them at the same time."

Norn could hear that she was smiling.

He himself smiled a little.

"Damn, you sure those aren't just random retards who ran from their families or something?"

It was a bit too absurd for him.

How could he have a 60% chance to win against 5 people at a time?

That was... strange, to say the least.

Two arms cant fight ten, it's impossible.

However, he believed Erika.

She wouldn't lie to him for no reason, would she?

Soon enough Erika ducked and whispered:

"They're 20 meters from us, do you want to go alone? I will make sure nothing bad happens even if you lose~"

Her voice was playful, as if she didn't believe such a possibility even exists.

"Sure, i might be overestimating myself but whatever."

He didn't even hesitate as he whispered back.

Before he could move, however, Erika came closer to him and kissed him on his lips.

"Dont worry, sweetie, i will help if something happens~"

She smiled kindly at him, as if she was a mother who sent a kid to a presentation or something.

It was, however, a completely different matter.

She sent him to kill some random people, she was smiling!

Norn felt somewhat strange...

But he liked it!

If he ever died and got reincarnated again he would pray to get one that is just like Erika!

Of course, he would still preffer her over any other.

As Norn stood up and went in a direction Erika pointed him at he felt presence with his own detection skill.

"Holy fuck, how big is the range of her detection?"

Only now did he realise that she seen them from a kilometer or so!

He was only able to when he was basically right infront of them!

What the fuck are her stats!?

Was she one of the strongest people of this world or something?

He couldn't even imagine who could be stronger than she was!

Well, some dragons, maybe...

Whoever it was, he wont meet them anyway, and if he did...

He will make sure that he's strong enough to completely overpowered whoever could pose danger to Erika!

...

"What does the mission say exactly? Why did we stop here? It's a 10 minute walk to the village!"

A man in leather armor complained as he sat near a campfire.

Four more people were around him, two men and two womne.

"It says that we need to investigate the village, we'll rest for a while before going in. What if we have to fight? We're all tired!"

It was a man in a shiny, but not so expesnive looking armor who said it.

He looked at the one who asked the question first.

It seemed that they weren't exaclty on good terms.

"Dont fight!"

One of the women intervened.

She wore a strange dress that looked similiar to those nuns would wear.

It was all black and white and didn't show any part of her body but her face.

"Yeah, if you dont like each other that much just wait until we get back to the city first!"

It was an elf this time. She was half-naked but her body was quite petite, thus there wasn't much to look at.

How naked was she? Well, only her breasts and butt were covered, as if she was wearing a swimsuit.

The fifth person here just observed the campfire without talking.

He wore a black robe and looked like your average "I dont want to show off my power" guy.

Sadly, this one was fake. He was weak as fuck.

"Yeah, we have to spend the whole night just..."

The man in leather armor suddenly stopped talking.

He heard rustling just now.

Not only he, but all of the people here turned their heads towards the sound.

Their readied their weapons.

However, as they saw who it was they relaxed a little.

It was just a goblin! Who cares about those!?

"Great, now there's a goblin!"

The man in the leather armor was clearly agitated.

He wanted to went his anger, but didn't know how.

He was pleased that he now had a perfect target!

"Come here little shit~"

He said as he stood up, licking his lips.

The goblin was obviously Norn, who the fuck could it be?

Did you think the story just went to some random place god knows where? As if.

As Norn observed the group he couldn't help but feel distusted.

Those people were literal trash! Why even bother working with each other if you cant stand it?

Fucking morons. Their idiocy became their doom!

As for why they mistook him for a normal goblin?

Well, who the fuck knows? If any sane person saw a goblin that wore good clothes and had a sword they wouldn't really think that he was normal.

Wait, before that they would ask themselves "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?".

But that if only if goblins aren't a part of their world.

As the man in leather armor approached Norn he readied a dagger.

Norn could clearly see that this guy was a moron just from looking at him.

Why the fuck would he just approach him like that?

It was as if he wanted to ask him something...

It seemed that he wasn't even bothered by the fact that Norn had a sword in his fucking hand!

More than that, none of the people here actually cared!

A priest-looking girl actually started praying!

Fucking hell, what is this party!?

Norn was shocked. He couldn't imagine that the first party he meets would be so retarded!

As the man got even closer Norn swung his sword at him.

He acted just like a goblin would. He even stood as if he knew how to fight!

"Hahahahaha!"

The man in leather armor starter laughing.

What a retard.

"Come here, monster, i will chop you up!"

That retard said as he started running towards Norn.

In his mind that goblin was a retard.

In the mind of that goblin was the exact same thought.

As he was finally at the distance that Norn could reach, he dodged to the side and swung his sword.

It was a clean hit.

There was no sound, nothing but a sound of something falling on the ground.

It was this mans head. The body soon followed.

As people from his party saw it they were shocked!

"To arms! This goblin is not normal!"

Man in metal armor cried out!

"Oh, you just noticed? Took you long enough."

Norn answered with a smirk.

The party's eyes went wide immediately!

"H-how is that possible!"

The priest looking girl couldn't keep quiet!

Not only she, but all others blurted something similiar!

"Nah, what i am is completely fine. What is impossible is you surviving to whatever age you are, i haven't seen people that are that bad at everything."

Norn said with scorn in his voice. He didn't like those people at all!

"Dont be distraced, it's a demon! He's trying to play with our minds!"

The man in metal armor said.

"Yeah yeah..."

Norn said as he made a "fireball", lauching it towards him.

The man blocked it efortlessly.

It failed to impress Norn. It was a literal fireball, not a spell.

Even if he didn't block it it wouldn't have done any damage.

"He's using illusions, be careful!"

The shy mage guy or whatever cried out.

His voice was that of a kids.

"Booo, illusions~~"

Norn said as he grinned. The party could clearly see Norn's teeth.

Strangely enough, they were perfectly white and looked... beautifil?

Even Norn himself didn't know that.

After dropping a few more "fireballs" that he made stronger and stronger he started using other spells.

He didn't really care about his mana since those used very little.

Norn's goal right now was to test out how his will changed the spells impact.

It was fruitful, he understood many new things with this testing.

For example, if he wanted the spell to be fake - it will be fake.

If he wanted it to do a little damage - it wouldn't do any at all.

He couldn't imagine what little was, and since he needed to define what exactly the spell does...

Well, it was harder than he thought.

However, he got enough from this interraction.

People of "F" rank were absolute fucking buffoons.

He wont even look at one if he met one at the street.

Norn doubted if those could even kill a single goblin!

However, why did she Erika tell him that if he fought them he had 60% chance to win?

It just didn't make sense.

Those were too weak to pose any danger to him!

Mind you, from the very start of this "fight" none of them attacked even once.

It may be due to fear or whatever, but why wouldn't they at least try?

They knew that he was a "demon" or whatever, so that means that they're fucking dead already!

Why not struggle just a little!?

Norn was extremely disappointed in their behavior, as such, he said:

"You know what? You people aren't even people. I doubt that any of you are real. I dont believe that you were able to survive to this day on your own."

He critizised them as if he was their teacher or mentor or whatever!

What fucking gall this goblin had!

"Dont fall for his tricks! He's trying to play with your emotions! Demons love to do that!"

The priest girl cried out.

"RIGHT!"

Norn was suddenly extatic!

"Emotions! How could i forget about my new skill!?"

It was a perfect chance for him to test it out!

Where else would he have some random retards that would just stand there and wait for him to do things?

They were perfect targets!

As such, Norn used [Foul Desire] on the quiet mage guy.

He didn't know what exactly that skill did, thus he chose the weakest traget in case it wasn't what he thought it was.

A second later Norn's expression became amused.

"What are you doing!?"

Priest-girls face was completely red!

That mage guy just grabbed her breasts from behind!

Not only that, he started grinding on her!

"I always wanted to do this!"

He said as he became even livelier.

"Stop it immediately!"

The man in armor shouted at him, he was red from anger!

Not because he did something like that in a middle of a fight, Norn could see that it was personal!

It seemed that he liked her too!

"This fight is about to become a lot more interesting..."

Norn thought with a vicious smile on his face.