Aquatic Aerobics

As Fate floated in his new indoor pool, he sipped on the lemonade in his hands.

*Sigh*

"The difficulties I must bear as the villain are beyond the understanding of most. I've had to sacrifice my air conditioning for a sexy female ice mage in skimpy clothing that blows cool air on me while I stare at her voluptuous chest. The burdens I must bear in this world are truly beyond understanding."

When he was done with his lemonade, Fate looked at the bell sitting on his flotation device and grabbed it.

*Ring Ring*

After he rang his solid gold, jewelry-encrusted bell, he thought that he should sell this thing too. A normal gold bell would do just fine.

He might as well spend some money to develop a better way to call servants to his side. Fate was excited at this thought; he could do the invincible rope summoning technique.