The Idiots of Salem

"Ironwood really just gave you the names? Really?" Akira asked surprised, "I was expecting you to need to be more violent." She commented.

Henshe nodded, "I know right?" He responded, "I was expecting needing to pull some weight or something, but here we are." He explained.

"That's probably because the people he told you about are some of our greatest enemies on all of Remnant." Winter explained, knowing a good portion of them.

"I see." Akira responded efore thinking for a bit, "You don't think they'll be stupid enough to..." She started, thinking Winter already knew what she was about to say.

In response Winter just looked to the side, not saying anything, "...Dear Shiva Samba..." Henshe lamented while rubbing his eyes.

"Don't worry you can go, we'll be dealing with this." Akira reassured, prompting Henshe to get up and out of the office.

At Lena's House Five Hours Later.

Here we see rare sight of a Meseri-Arachnid being absolutely done with life, since there's someone at her door looking for a fight.

"...You must be from Remntant, who the fuck are you?" Lena asked the woman standing in front of her, "Also why are you here?" She questioned.

The woman laughed at what Lena said, "I'm Cinder." She introduced herself, "You probably don't know of me, but I sure know of you." She explained before getting the door slammed in her face.

"...I don't think she wants to negotiate." Mercury commented, "Also we should have probably brought more Grimm than this." He said, looking to the few they brought.

"Shut it metal legs!" Cinder ordered angrily, "She will negotiate with us whether she wants to or not!" She exclaimed, "Now Emerald, if you would please do the honors." She requested her gren haired companion.

In response Emerald grabbed a whistle and blew in it, causing the Grimm to start attacking, and almost immediatly they were all paralied by a sticky foam covering their whole bodies, "So are you done?" Lena asked, having come out after hearing the whistle.

The three looked at the defeated Grimm and made dejected faces, "...We will be back." Cinder told Lena before she andthe other two got whisked away by a wyvern.

Seeing them leave, made Lena sigh in relief, at least until she turned and remembered the mess they left for her to clean up, "Damnit." She said, heading inside to get a weapon.

In Salem's Palace.

"That was the most pathetic thing I've ever seen." Salem commented, having seen everything through the Grimm's eyes.

Her three subordinates looked down in shame at the disappointed tone in Salem's voice, "You're dismissed, I'll deal with this myself." She said as she got up.

Back at Lena's House a Few More Hours Later.

"You will join m! Whether I have ot force you or not!!" Salem exclaimed, standing on the giant wyvern she created just for the occasion.

Lena looked up at her, very much annoyed having just finished removing the Grimm from her frontyard, "I'm just gonna..." She started before tossing her Boomerang Axe at the wyvern in such a way that it cut it clean in half.

When the Wyvern was cut, Lena watched as Salem fell down from it, "I have to admit, that was impressive." She complimented, but immediatly after gained an angered expression, "But you still can't defeat me." She said, teleporting behind Lena, who quickly reacted, slamming the flat side of her axe against Salem's face.

The impact made Salem stumble and hold her face, "That should have crushed your skull?" Lena explained before understanding, "Oh an immortal one." She said.

"That's right, no matter what you do to me, you can't win." Salem gloated, not noticing how Lena was covering the edge of her axe in something.

Atlas, Ironwood's Office.

"So... Lena sent this?" He asked the Winter who just delivered a package, "Also, is her surname Vogel?" He asked further.

"I know as much as you do General, she showed up and asked me to deliver it." The Ex-specialist explained, "She also said you might know what do with it." She added.

Ironwood proceeded to open the package, only to be met by the sight of Salem's limbs tied up in a way that could be easily stuffed in the box, also she's staring at him with a gag in her mouth, "...I'll have this sent to Ozpin." He said, not sure that he saw correctly.

Ozpin's Office.

"So what have you learned?" Ozpin asked his ex wife's head that he ungagged and placed on his desk.

"Don't mess with Fearere or else you'll end up picking up your pieces from the trash." Salem replied, making Ozpin nod in return, "...Can you put me back together at least?" She requested.

Ozpin shook his hed, "Not until you learn your lesson on... Just about everything else." He replied, looking at the rest of his ex wife's pieces that were still tied up in a corner of the room.