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Marvel: Salted Fish's Collapsing Plan

Jiang Bai fell from the sky and landed on Tony Stark, who had just escaped from captivity. Since then, Marvel has introduced a god resembling an otaku and a laid-back character. He is accompanied by Angel Yan, who controls thunder, and Hela, the goddess of death. On his shoulder sits Tom, a pet capable of wiping out an island with a single slap. Odin can only kneel before him, and Thanos is merely a toy in his hands. He frequently stands, gazing into the air, considering Marvel as his post-dinner entertainment.

MTLadik · Anime e quadrinhos
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10 Chs

Chapter 8

It took less than half an hour for Stark to admit he was Iron Man to the world.

Yes, it has truly spread throughout the world.

As the richest man in the world, a famous playboy, a genius inventor, a notorious arms dealer, and the world's first superhero, he is also the first superhero to announce his identity.

The whole world set off a wave of discussions about Iron Man, and countless people began to want to become Iron Man.

For several consecutive days, the capital of the news list was the news of Tony Stark.

There was a lot of discussion in the streets and alleys, and even the talk show of the History Stark column played by the TV station to catch the heat.

The history of Stark's growth track is played in a loop every day, introducing how talented, rich, and affectionate he is.

And Stark himself hid in his studio and continued to study his armor.

After the battle with Obadiah, Stark found that his armor's defense power was already very high, but his attack ability was still too weak, and it was useless except for resisting beatings.

When encountering a giant machine full of defensive points like the Iron King transformed by Obadiah, Stark's Mark 2 armor is like a rabbit constantly provoking an elephant.

It turns out that Stark's instincts were right, so it was Stark who was getting the beating from the beginning to the end.

After this battle, Pepper also understood Stark's intentions and appeared by her side the first time she encountered danger.

It's as romantic as the legendary hero saving the beauty.

In this way, the two people came together under a situation that Jiang Bai couldn't understand. Jiang Bai decided that the script was wrong. Obviously, I was protecting Pepper and even that idiot Stark afterward. According to the script, it shouldn't be Does Pepper like me?

Then I turned around coolly and said, "I'm sorry, we're not suitable."

Anyway, Jiang Bai couldn't understand what was going on between the two of them.

Although Tony was beaten badly, he still captured this little pepper who looked old but had a sweet smile in Jiang Bai's eyes.

Tony Stark even called Jiang Bai to show off.

In Jiang Bai's words, it is Stark's so-called crystallization of wisdom, the highest achievement of mankind's battle armor. In Jiang Bai's eyes, it is nothing more than a fixed girlfriend. It seems that no one can find a girlfriend. Same.

However, Jiang Bai decided not to meet Tony Stark, a cheap-mouthed guy, for the time being after Jiang Bai bought dog food over the phone by Stark, otherwise Jiang Bai would let him feel the fear of "I announce".

In addition, Tony Stark also revealed a piece of news, that is, that black stewed egg from S.H.I.E.L.D came to see Tony Stark.

Black Braised Egg said that there are many people like Tony Stark, but Tony Stark is not surprised at all. What's the matter? Since he met Jiang Bai, Tony Stark began to think about whether he should believe in some religion.

If an Angel came out one day, Tony Stark would not be surprised.

"That bl*ck m*n said he wanted to start an Avengers."

"Oh, and then?"

"How is it possible, why should I listen to him? I'm not short of money. If I want to build a superhero team, why don't I pay for it myself?"

"Oh."

"Are you really listening to me? Oh oh oh, can you be serious! Boy, do you ever think about us forming a superhero team together?"

"By the name, Iron Man and his little minions!"

"Iron fool, little princess Stark, if your skin is itchy, I don't mind going over now and asking you to kneel on one knee in front of Pepper."

Stark pondered for a while and said, "Uh, let's forget it, Pepper must not be ready to accept my sudden marriage proposal to her."

Jiang Bai continued: "I'm not interested in the superhero team you mentioned, but you are Iron Man now, have you never thought that the country will definitely ask you for technology?"

"You underestimate the power of me, the richest person in the world. You must know that in this country, there are rich people before there is a country."

...

Hang up the phone.

Jiang Bai nestled on the sofa, playing games absentmindedly while eating snacks.

Ever since Stark became Iron Man, even the crime rate in Twister City has dropped.

After all, no one wants to see an iron can fall from the sky one day and crush themselves to death.

And he is a rich tin can, even if he really smashes Deadman, he can afford a large group of lawyers to defend himself not guilty.

Jiang Bai is also thinking about what Tony Stark said about the Nick Fury looking for him to set up the Avengers.

The Avengers of the Hydra and Shield Bureau, definitely not want to join, and Jiang Bai is very suspicious that Nick Fury, a braised egg, has delusions of breaking the sea, and also has the tendency of spiritual slavery, or the tendency of adoring foreigners.

In the past, when I went to the post bar, there were big players who would post some Marvel comic stickers and story outlines.

One of them was about Nick Fury, the bastard who believed in the Skrull aliens who could transform into other people, but never fully believed in the Avengers.

The character design looks slightly similar to Batman, but Batman knows how sick he is, and Batman doesn't even believe it himself.

So Jiang Bai decided that Nick Fury must be sick. This kind of disease is like I am the only good person in this world. I can help the world maintain peace, and only I can bring happiness to mankind.

If Ancient One magician is here, he will definitely give Jiang Bai a thumbs up.

After all, it is really rare to think that Nick Fury are so ignorant of self-knowledge to this extent.

I hope that Nick Fury can have some AC and don't come to provoke me, or let him die.

No way, the Nick Fury is so dark-skinned that you can't find it without turning on the lights. Social death should be useless and you should teach him in a different way.

Thinking about it, Jiang Bai started to feel sleepy and yawned non-stop.

The sofa is warm and soft, as if lying in an embrace.

Not long after, Jiang Bai's consciousness became blurred, and he squeezed against the softest part of the sofa.

In a daze, Jiang Bai remembered that he hadn't signed in today, and he took the initiative to solve the problems in other people's systems.

His system is more salty than his, and it is not smart.

In a daze, he called the system to sign in.

"Congratulations on getting the character summoning card."

"use or not?"

"Use, find me a bed warmer."