Chapter 10: Where the hell is my dumbass of a boss?!
Back in Ohio
???: "Where is Ohio Final Boss? He is not answering any of my calls, We still have some important work to do."
The impatient man seems to be talking to himself while walking through an office corridor.
"He must be playing that hentai game again, He should really stop with that before his wife finds out..."
???: "I don't see him in his office. Where did that bastard go?"
???: "Maybe he's on a bathroom break.
I know where he is." a voice said behind the impatient man.
He turned around and saw a white-skinned man wearing a white suit and pants,
He has blue eyes and long black hair.
???: "Oh. It's just you. The boss's secret assistant.
You seem to always know where he is."
???: "That's because I am his assistant, Duh.
"Who cares bruh, get to the point." The impatient man started getting very impatient.
The assistant seems to notice that the impatient man is very irritated, and tries to calm him down.
The assistant starts explaining.
"Well... I did not want to tell you this, but I was sure that you were aware of what had happened last night..."
???: "What do you mean by last night?"
The impatient man looks very confused.
???: "The boss has gone missing after an unknown thing has happened in our Ohio.
We don't know where he is anymore and we also lost track of his menacing aura. This is all confidential information, I and a couple of others are the only ones who know about it."
"WHAAAATT THE NEGAAA!!?!" The impatient man shouted at the top of his lungs
The assistant is shocked by the sudden shout from the impatient man.
"How can a powerful man such as our boss go missing?!
Who attacked him?"
Tell me! I want to know the full details of the incident!"
The impatient man looks very serious as the assistant tells him what happened.
"Well.. it all started when hundreds of Ohio steppers started going missing in Ohio.
"NEGAA WHAAAAT!!?!" (the impatient man is 17% black)
"Ahhh..."
"Oh..sorry, please continue"
"Okay, So the boss decided to investigate the disappearances.
And then he disappeared too.
'That old self-confident bastard!'
Was there an enemy organization?"
"There is no evidence to say that this is an enemy's doing."
"What do you mean??!"
"As of now, We have no clue what has happened to the boss
The assistant was trying his best to explain everything to the impatient man.
But the impatient man didn't seem to buy any of it.
"What if... the boss left Ohio?
"What are you talking about?"
"Do you remember what happened 3 months ago?
When he was in a meeting with the other Ohio leaders?"
"Yes, I still remember everything. How could I forget about that.."
"Do you remember what he said before the meeting?"
"I don't quite remember...but I'm sure it's something along the lines of-
"I am gonna find a way to get rid of this Ohio trash once and for all!" The impatient man added up.
"You don't mean..."
"I have a bad feeling that the boss has left Ohio.
"NOO THAT CAN'T BE TR-
"SHUT UP FUCKER!"
I am 100% sure of it."
"This is really bad..like really bad for me and Ohio..especially for me," the impatient said with a worried look on his face.
"If the boss is not here, then what is going to happen to Ohio?...
What will happen to us?!" The assistant said stressing
"That's why we need to find the boss before Ohio falls into ruin."
"So what should we do first?
"We should gather up all the Ohio steppers that are still remaining and question them one by one.
"Use any force if necessary, now hurry."
"Okay king of Ohio, I will call them right now."
As soon as the assistant left the room, the king of Ohio started thinking about his life choices.
'Why did I even become an Ohio stepper...
I never really wanted to fight, I just wanted to get paid.'
'Oh well, This is my life now.
I guess I'll have to live with i-'
All of a sudden a huge explosion could be heard outside the building.
The king immediately went outside to see what was going on.
"What the fuck was that?!
"OH MY GOD, HELP!!!"
"W-WHATS HAPPENING?"
"Floridians are invading!!!!"
"OH HELL NO!"
The king of Ohio ran back inside the building to call all the strong Ohioans to fight off the invaders.
"FINAL BOSS OF OHIO SHOW YOURSELF KHA KHA KGAH HAAG," The King of Florida said while almost choking to death in his own laughter.
"Why the fuck would he show up at a time like this."
While the king of Ohio was watching the fight from the second floor of the building, A figure walked behind him.
"Hello there."
"Oh hey, don't mind me camping here for a bit would ya"
"WAIT WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU"
"Heh, shotgun blast!"
"OHHHHHH CRAP"
King of Ohio blocked the attack just in time making him get blasted through the building itself by the force of the blast
'Oh man, today couldn't get any better.' King of Ohio thought to himself
The king of Florida is just standing there in the middle of the fight waiting for the Boss of Ohio to show up and fight him.
"KHAA KAHAA KGAA KAA don't tell me the boss of Ohio is afraid of fighting me?
"Kahaha no, he's probably busy masturbating to that hentai game like he usually does, let's just wait for him in the meantime" one of King Florida's subordinates replied
"I guess I can wait a little longer, but I don't think these weaklings can wait any longer."
The king of Florida pulled out his American machine gun and started shooting all the Ohioans that were left and right.
"I'M GONNA BLOW UP EVERYTHING IN SIGHT, HEY BITCHES GET READY!"
"KHAAAAA KHAAAAA AKHAAAAAA!!!!!"
All of a sudden a flying man came out of nowhere landing straight with his dick into the king of Florida's face.
"AAHHHH"
"KING!"
"Ugh, who dares attack the King of Florida!!"
"ahh fuck I re-fucked my dick, what the fuck was that?"
As soon as the king of Ohio realized what position he was in, he got up as fast as he could.
"King of Florida!"
"OH SHIT IT'S THE KING OF OHIO"
"KING OF OHIO, REALLY?!"
"HE HAS COME HERE TO RESCUE US!"
"KING OF OHIO SAVE US!!! the remaining Ohioans screamed
"STFU DON'T EXPOSE MY POSITION YOU DUMBASSES!"
"What the hell did those weaklings just say?"
"KING OF OHIO, HUH?"
"KGAAA KGAA KHAAA, so you are the King of Ohio, it's an honor to finally meet you kahaakghgahh"
"I've heard great things from your boss, it would be a shame to kill such a fine gentleman like you"
"How come you joined this late to the party?"
"Yeah ughh.. about that...OH YEAH, I GOT LOST!"
"Are you fucking kidding me?"
"No?"
"Well alright then."
"I don't want to be rude, but do you want to get the fuck outta here?" The King of Ohio said with an angry tone
"KGGAAAAA KGAA KGA"
"NO, NOT UNTIL I GET WHAT I CAME HERE FOR!"
"I'm sorry to disturb your little party fellas but I'm afraid we are gonna have to cancel the party for today due to the boss being absent." The secret assistant said appearing out of nowhere
"What did you just say?"
"Boss isn't here so leave," King of Ohio said getting annoyed
"What the hell are y'all saying, your boss would never miss a fight especially if it involves me"
"I can assure you that he isn't here, now leave!"
...
"KGHAAAA KGGHAAAA KGGAAAAA KGGAAA KGGAAAA KGHAAAA KGUHH KHGUG GKGZAAA"
??!!!
"So what if your boss isn't here, this just means that I'll get to fight the other leader of Ohio instead ka haha"
"HOW LUCKY OF ME"
'YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME THAT DIDN'T WORK?' the assistant thought to himself while looking at the king of Ohio who was giving him the side eye.
"KHA KHAAA KHA KHA KGAHK"
The King of Ohio is getting more and more nervous, but he has to stay calm or else he will end up being killed
Did you seriously think I would just leave without a proper fight?
'What have I dragged myself into..' The King of Ohio thought
"I have no time for games King of Florida, I am not the kind of person that would wait for a fight, I will kill you and everyone that is in my way without mercy"
"KHAKHAH KHAHAKA I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THAT POWER OF YOURS!"
King, are you sure about this?" The secret assistant asked his king while still standing right next to him.
"Yes, leave the rest to me and go protect your subordinates"
The assistant wasted no time and ran away after hearing his king say yes.
"THAT LITTLE FUCKING PUSSY AHH BITCH!"
The king of Florida is starting to get serious, he is ready to fight the king of Ohio no matter the consequences.
"I will show you true power.
"I will show you how a true Floridian fights!
"Prepare to be amazed!"
The fight begins.
"Wait before we start can we do a couple of stretch-"
Before the king of Ohio could finish his sentence the king of Florida ran towards the king of Ohio at a speed that no one could catch.
King of Ohio tried to dodge the incoming attack, but the speed of the Florida was too much for him, he was sent flying into the air and crashed into the ground creating a crater.
"What the fuck, that's not how the rules of 1v1 work!" King of Ohio said while spitting out blood
The Florida king is now laughing his ass off and so are his subordinates
"KAGHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA"
"You call yourself a king, yet you can't even defend yourself properly.
"I never chose this title you rat." King said quietly to himself
"Hahaha, you are nothing more than a weakling."
"I can't believe I expected a challenge from a person like you.
"Kghaghahha, KHAAAAAHHA"
"You are pathetic."
'Crap, this isn't good.
My body is all beaten up and my powers need to charge up just a little more.'
'The King of Florida is the boss of a whole country,
It's only natural that he would be much stronger than me.'
He is on the same level as Boss, no...
He might be even slightly stronger than him.'
"I can't believe my boss isn't here."
"Don't tell me the reason he left was just to avoid him?!!"
"This is really bad."
"I wonder where boss went"
"What should I do..."
"KING OF OHIO SAVE US, SAVE US!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M THINKING"
"KING!!!!!, WATCH OUT"
'Oh shit'
"HEADBUTT ATTACK"
The king of Ohio barely managed to dodge the attack.
The King of Florida missed his chance to strike down the King of Ohio with his headbutt, but he managed to land a solid kick on his face immediately afterward.
"Uggghhhh."
"KHAA KAHA KGAHAGHAA"
"Damn, that was a powerful kick of our sexy king, that fraud stands no chance."
"I wouldn't be too sure about that a mysterious voice said"
"WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT!"
"It was none other than me."
It was one of the Ohio leaders who ruled over Ohio
"My name is Ligma Ballze the Third!"
"WHO CARES NOW LET'S ALL GANG ON THIS OLD FART, HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT OUR KING"
"Nuh uh you can't get to me"
?!!!
The Ohio leader used an ability called "gorilla glue" making his victim's feet stuck onto the ground unable to move a single leg muscle
"WHY CAN'T I MOVE?"
"SHIT WERE STUCK!"
"Skill issue, now be helpful for once in your life and sacrifice yourselves." he said to the 100 men he captured
"YOU OLD BASTARD LET GO OF US!"
"The old man then starts summoning small arrows that fall onto them from the sky, making them all eventually die.
"I have to support my boy at all costs. Think of this as a favor for all you have done for this nation, KING OF OHIO!" NOW I'M GOING BACK TO SLEEP BEFORE THE REAL SHIT STARTS HAPPENING. PEACE, GOODLUCK HAHAHAHAH" the old man said as he faded away.
back to the fight
The king of Ohio was lying on the ground in pain, he was struggling to stand up.
KGAHHAA KGGAAA you are one lucky individual, the king of Florida said to the king of Ohio
You should be thankful I'm not even using my weapons on you, kaghahaha.
"You should be the one thankful, the king of Ohio said."
"Huh, the Florida king said with a confused expression on his face."
"I've been thinking about it just now, and the truth is.
you are actually pretty strong, stronger than anyone I've ever met."
"KGHAAH KGHAA"
"KGHAHAHGAH"
"But, I'm not gonna lie.
you are actually kinda stupid."
"KHHHAHGAHAHAGA?"
"WHAT WAS THAT?"
"You see, the reason why I haven't fought you back is because I was waiting for the perfect moment."
"And that moment is NOW!"
The king of Ohio quickly jumped up very high in the air and used one of his abilities.
"RISE, RISE, RISE, OHIO!!!!"
["THE FIRST STAGE HAS BEEN BORN"]
The bodies of the dead Ohioans and Floridians that were lying around the ground started glowing a bright red and blue color.
They rose from the ground and flew around the battlefield.
King of Ohio landed back on the ground with a smirk on his face
"I've never seen this ability before.." The king of Florida said, surprised at what the king of Ohio was doing.
"So this is the power of the King of Ohio."
"KING LOOK AT THAT!"
The corpses that were floating around the sky started gathering together.
They formed into giant humanoid beings.
The corpse raised its arms and pointed them toward the King of Florida.
"I'm very impressed so far, but I won't let you take this victory!"
"KGAAAAA KGAA"
"I'll kill every single Ohioan and turn this place into the land of Florida." King of Florida said while rushing towards the corpse creature.
"I WON'T MISS A CHANCE LIKE THIS KGHAAA"
"YOU FUCKERS DONT KNOW WHO YOU'RE MESSING WITH!" ohioans started yelling confidently
The giant humanoid being then shot multiple little red and blue orbs out of his fingertips towards the King of Florida at the speed of light"
The orbs created an explosion, and a lot of people died but the king of Florida survived it.
"THAT'S ALL YOU GOT?"
The King of Ohio smirked again,
"Now it's time to use my power-up technique."
"KATHAGA KG AAAAH"
"POWER UP TECHNIQUE???
"RISE, RISE, RISE, OHIO!"
["THE SECOND STAGE IS UNLEASHED!"]
The giant humanoid figure was turned into a black sphere.
The sphere started flying towards the King of Florida, it was moving at an incredible speed as well.
"KHAHAH AGGHAA, YOU FUCKING TRASH CUNT YOU HONESTLY THINK SOMETHING LIKE THAT CAN HIT ME?"
Then the king of Florida started to realize that the sphere was larger than its base form
It was like an illusion surprise attack, making the sphere seem smaller than it truly was.
"WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKGAAAA RUN!!"
The sphere hit the king of Florida and his men, knocking them down to the ground.
The sphere flew back towards the King of Ohio.
It returned to the form of a human.
"KGHAAAAH KGHAHHAA"
"HOW DOES THAT POWER EVEN WORK, IT'S MAKING ME LOSE BRAIN CELLS!"
"It's quite simple really, the king of Ohio said."
"When someone dies, their body goes through a process called decay.
This means that the corpse starts to rot away.
But when a corpse is given enough energy,
it will return to its normal state giving me the ability to do this sort of stuff.
In other words, the more dead bodies there are,
the more power my ability has."
"KHAAA KHAAA KGHAHAHAG"
"I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND HALF THE THINGS YOU JUST SAID, BUT YOU CAN'T WIN!"
"YOU WILL NEVER WIN, NOT AGAINST ME THE KING OF FLORIDA!"
"KGAGAHHAG"
"OH SHUT UP, you talk way too much"
"The king of Ohio is growing impatient."
"If you don't want to lose,
then I'll give you a chance."
"I'll allow you to retreat from the fight."
"I know it's hard for you to hear that."
"KHHHA HAAAAA KGHAAAAAA"
"I AM THE STRONGEST KING OF FLORIDA!"
"KHAA KHAAAA"
"I DON'T RETREAT"
"I WILL DESTROY YOU, KILL YOU, TORTURE YOU, AND TURN YOU INTO MY SLAVE!"
"THIS IS JUST ANOTHER CHALLENGE!"
"AND I ALWAYS WIN CHALLENGES!"
"KHAHAHAGHHHHHHHHH"
"You should take my advice seriously."
"You might not be able to survive another attack."
"I'll give you a five-second countdown."
5
"kgaaa kgaahagaahag you really did it"
4
"You really did it, the King of Florida said in anger"
3
YOU PISSED ME OFF!"
"OH NO KING IS ANGRY"
2
"Let's get out of here before he does anything crazy," the Floridians said
"KHAHAHAHAGA HAHGAHA"
1
"Shit I wanted him to leave, but it looks like I'm not gonna have it that easy"
"I'LL CRUSH YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS!" King of Florida yelled while transforming into the true representation of America
"YOU'RE DONE FOR, KING OF OHIO!"
"KGGAAAAAAAAAA"
King of Florida looked like a muscular giant superhero that had his body covered in reddish armor with the wings of an eagle.
"KGAAAAAA KGAHAHAH"
The king of Florida rushed towards the king of Ohio in the blink of an eye. Making it seem like he has teleportation
He was going to punch the king of Ohio's face, but the king of Ohio saw this coming.
"Not so fast, you dumb fuck."
after escaping near death the King of Ohio used his other ability which was
["BLACK HOLE"]
"KGAGAA, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS"
"KGAGAA KGAHAG"
"WHATEVER IT IS IT'S NOT GONNA WORK ON ME, KGAGAHAG"
"Oh, I'm very sorry about that, " the king of Ohio said laughing
But I've already won this fight.
The king of Ohio's voice began to deepen, he was changing into something different so thought the King of Florida but it was due to him being sucked into the black hole already that made him sort of tripping.
"I hope you like your new home."
The king of Florida suddenly felt weak, very weak.
"KGAAAAAA KHAAHAA"
"What the fuck is happening to me, kg haha"
"KHAHAA"
"Your body is turning into a black hole, the king of Ohio said."
"Black hole, KGAAAA"
"As long as the black hole exists,
it will suck everything I choose to suck in."
"KGAAAA KGAGAAAAA KHA"
"KGHAGAAAA"
The king of Florida's body was slowly getting absorbed by the black hole until all of a sudden the king of Florida's body became a red sort of spear and flew up in the sky making it not possible for the black hole to drag him in. The speed of the king of Florida was just on a whole different level that he could even outrun small black holes.
"What the hell was that?!, The king of Ohio asked."
"KGAGAA KGHAAAAA"
"Hah, I am still alive, the king of Florida replied while floating with his wings in the sky."
"But that attack was very impressive, I must admit."
"KGAGAHAG"
but I won't let something like that happen twice."
"SHIT, KING ALMOST HAD HIS ASS!"
The King of Florida then started to charge up something in the sky toward the king of Ohio and his people
"KGAAAAHAG KGAHAGA KGAAAA"
"Goodbye retards I have the high ground"
"KHAAAHAG KGHAA"
"Shit, I can't get to him from that range.."
"But maybe if I use my ultimate ability, I can stop him for good"
"RISE, RISE, RISE, OHIO"
["LAST STAGE IS REVEALED"]
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!" THE KING OF FLORIDA QUESTIONED HIMSELF
'This is my secret technique'
"I call it."
"The final Ohio."
"I'm not done mastering it yet but if this saves us it will be worth it"
"KGHAA KHAA"
"This is the only move that might save us."
"KGAAAAH KGAHAAHAAHAA"
The black hole then suddenly sucked all the remaining bodies laying on the ground and changed into a giant purple sphere with a blue eyeball looking at the king of Florida
"AWWHH FUCK IT!, [THROW 80% OF FREEDOM SPEAR"] king of Florida was not taking any chances.
The throw of the spear was so powerful it cut through the air itself leaving behind a red trail.
The spear hit the sphere and started clashing with it
the king of Ohio could feel himself almost losing balance
'SHIT, WHAT IS THIS POWERFUL ATTACK?!'
"KGAAAAA, KGAAAAAA, KGAGA, KGHAAAAAAA"
The spear was going right through the sphere slowly and was heading toward the king of Ohio's location
king of Florida was not done yet, he had a few more tricks up his sleeves
"KGHAHAGAAAAAAAAAA"
The spear was still getting through the sphere very slowly.
"AHHHHHH"
"SHIT, I DON'T THINK I CAN STOP IT"
"THIS IS MY LAST OPTION"
"RISE, RISE, RISE, OHIO!"
["BREAKTHROUGH"]
The king of Ohio used his strongest defense ability on himself
it was a lower-budget version of Infinity which he learned from Ohio's final boss
"THIS IS OUR ONLY CHANCE ADVANCE FLORIDIANS!"
All the remaining Floridians that were left started running toward the king of Ohio trying their hardest to follow their king's order
NOT ON OUR WATCH"
all the Ohioans that were still alive ran toward the Floridians trying their hardest to defend their king
"KGAAAAA KGAAAA KGGAAA"
"THE SPEAR IS GETTING CLOSER!"
The king of Ohio held the sphere's arms in place, trying to stop the spear from advancing any further.
"I think I got it!"
"YOU THINK YOU'RE THE KING? I'M THE KING!!!!" the king of Florida said with a roar
This roar caused a tornado to appear, pushing the king of Ohio backward and also creating a wind pressure that made the spear go right through the sphere, destroying everything in the process including the Ohioans and Floridians fight
"THIS IS THE END FOR YOU NOW DIEE KGAHHAA KGAHAA," the king of Florida said while unleashing more of his powers not showing any mercy to the king of Ohio
"AMERICAN NUKE BOMB, AMERICAN HISTORY, AMERICAN ROBOT, AMERICAN COWBOYS, AMERICAN ELEPHANTS, AMERICAN FREEDOM, AMERICAN PIE, AMERICAN HAPPINESS, AMERICAN CATASTROPHE. DESTROY...!!!"
the king of Ohio was screaming his lungs out and releasing every single ounce of energy he had left to defend everyone
The two kings were in a deadlock.
Who was going to win?
.
.
.
20 seconds later
King of Ohio fell on the ground motionless
"HAH, HAH, I WIN, KHA"
"I'M THE BEST KING, THE BEST KING OF THE WORLD
"YAAAAAAY"
The king of Florida's men was cheering.
"HURRY UP AND TAKE OUT YOUR WEAPONS YOU IDIOTS
"KILL EVERYONE IN SIGHT,
"I DON'T CARE IF THEY ARE ALIVE OR DEAD."
"KGGGAGAHA"
"YES KING!"
"NOW, LET'S MAKE THIS PART OF OHIO A PART OF OUR LAND!"
["ACTIVATE SACRIFICE"] the king of Ohio said, standing up.
"WHAT THE-
"GUYS KING IS STILL ALIVE, DON'T LOSE HOPE YET!!!"
The king of Ohio used the last of his life force to create a powerful attack.
"RISE, RISE, RISE, OHIO!"
["99TH STAGE: OHIO RAGNAROK"]
"HOW THE HELL IS HE STILL ALIVE?! HE SHOULD BE DEAD BY NOW! THERE'S NO WAY HE IS STILL STANDING AFTER TANKING EVERY ABILITY OF OUR KING"
"EVERYONE, LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY"
"MOVE AWAY FROM THE AREA
"IF YOU DON'T, YOU WILL BE DESTROYED!"
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY THAT KING!"
"JUST GO, I'M ALMOST DONE." The king of Ohio yelled while his life span was draining too
"I DON'T HAVE ANY TIME TO EXPLAIN,
"NOW GO!"
"KHAHAGHGA KHAAAA?"
The king of Florida looked confused and his men retreated as well scared of what was happening
"YOU BASTARDS COME BACK HERE"
"WE ARE NOT DONE YET" the king of Florida yelled but his men didn't listen and were already gone
Now, any last words, king of Florida? The king of Ohio questioned
"KGAAHAAAAH STOP BLUFFING KID IT'S OVER, GIVE UP ALREADY
YOU MAY HAVE TRICKED MY PEOPLE BUT NOT ME KGHAAA"
"NOW DIE KHAAAAAAAA"
The ground started shaking and the sky started turning dark
"An earthquake? no..this is different."
"Gg ez"
"Oh, STFU as if someone in your condition could do anything more?" the king of Florida said while picking his nose
"Oh, thank you for being such a powerful idiot" The king of Ohio replied
A giant black soul thingy appeared out of the king's mouth and before the king of Florida could react properly to what had happened, a part of the land of Ohio was destroyed and both the kings were officially dead.
Or were they?
_________________
The White room
"Where in the fuck am I?! Just where in the fuck am I now!?"
"Wait... IS THAT YOU?! BOSS?!"
"Oh yeah, How has it been going over there? I have been stuck here for a while, Eh?"
"It was catastrophic..."
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