The Hell Games (2)

"The what?" Said Lucifer in a confused tone.

"The Devil Tower. You compete in a set of three games and at the end is the The god's crown. The first part of this game is the devil's tower." Said the tentacle octopus devil condescendingly.

"Alright jackass, and what if I don't want to compete in this shithole of a game? What are you going to do, huh?"

Lucifer's red eyes staring into the octopus like bullets.

"All I am here to do is show you. IF, and I mean IF you somehow manage to survive, you get 3 choices. I have no idea what they are, don't ask. Anyway, you could always say no. Nobody is forcing you, though if you do, you would be here suffering pain far worse than death endlessly until there is absolutely nothing left of your soul."

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"I'LL PLAY… JESUS CHRIST." Lucifer, fearing for his mental state, had he picked the latter.

"Fantastic and guess what.. Out of the 7000 humans playing this game as well, only ten get chosen as an avatar. An avatar of course, is a human, or other species, sponsored by a devil. You have been chosen to be one. But not just by any Devil… But the devil king himself. He admires that you're a true tyrant of your race and has decided to give you the position as his avatar.

"Okay, judging by his title as Devil King, he's the one running the show. So what perks do I get being that dumbasses avatar?"

"DUMBASS? YOU PUNY MORTAL. HOW DARE YOU CALL HIS MAJESTY DUMBASS, YOU SHOULD BE TORTURED IN HELL FOREVER FOR SAYING THAT. THE ONLY REASON I'M NOT HARMING YOU RIGHT NOW IS BECAUSE I AM NOT ALLOWED TO HARM CONTESTANTS

WATCH YOUR DAMN TONGUE, SHITFACED LOSER!"