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Life with a Gargoyle

Francine had no idea how much trouble purchasing a gargoyle statute for her flower garden could cause. After all, it was only a statute. Only her statute came to life after dark and moved in, kind of like a stray cat that was once fed and now never goes away. Rassmussen is Francine's polar opposite, but it doesn't keep the roommates from learning to live with one another. Perhaps one day, they may even learn to love. Expect an update on Wednesdays and Saturdays. Want to stay updated with CaseysPen? Follow CaseysPen1 on Instagram or CaseysPen#8300 on Discord. Illustrated by @abido_odles on Instagram

CaseysPen · Fantasia
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Give a Gargoyle a Bath

It is a little-known fact that gargoyles are not water friendly. In fact, given their druthers, they would never go near a bathtub or soap bar.

I don't know if it is a genetic phobia like cats or a throwback to the dark ages when bathing was thought to cause illness. Whatever the reason, bathing a gargoyle becomes mandatory about the same time the houseplants start drooping from the stench.

The first time I broached the subject with Rasmussen, he blew me off, saying something about going out for a snack. That was also the night the first of Mrs. Meadows' cats came up missing. Of course, I have no proof that the two events are connected.

I tried nudging, nagging, threatening, and pleading, but Rasmussen held firm. When I mentioned the odor, he would tell me I was hallucinating—he didn't smell anything. I suppose it goes to show that if you live with something vile long enough, you learn to accept it.

I finally gave up the direct approach and tried something more covert. Something that would only work on a mystical being who spends half his life as flesh and blood and the other half as stone. I waited for dawn and his transformation into a statue. I drew a bucket of water—not too hot, not too cold—I didn't know for sure if he could tell in his altered state, but it seemed like the polite thing to do either way. I scrubbed, using a whole bar of soap, from his head to his feet. When I finished, I needed a shower, but I was confident he was as clean as I could get him. Unfortunately, I failed to realize the smell, the filth, and grime, the days and weeks of dried sweat also transformed with him into an impenetrable barrier. All my work was for naught.

I had no choice. I needed relief from Rasmussen and his odiferous presence. I did the one thing I knew would have the most influence on him. I kidnapped his teddy bear. Without it, he can't sleep, can't eat, can't do much more than mope. I left him a note, telling him I was going to the country. The bear was coming with me. If he didn't take a bath, and I meant with soap and water—lots of water—it would be a one-way trip for the bear.

It worked.

Since that first bath, it hasn't been so hard to talk him into others. In fact, after I bought him a rubber ducky and Batman bath towel, I think he secretly likes taking a bath, not that he will admit it.

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