Jeez... I'm f*cked

"Are you okay?... Let me help you up" Rose said, and bent down to help me get on my feet.

"Thanks..." I said, and stood up with her help.

"Where's the empress?" I asked, while scanning for the familiar face in the thousands of players on board.

Yeah... They were that many. And this ship... Could be considered as large as a capital, and had hundreds of floor above and below.

"Who?..." Rose asked in confusion.

"Sorry, I meant your previous roommate" I said.

"Ohh... Anna? She's in her room, I think she has fever" Rose said.

"Anna? Does she have red pupils?" I asked in confusion.

"Yeah, she does... The one you were speaking with through telepathy earlier" Rose replied.

"Anna Huh?" I said, and nodded slowly.

[Were you thinking you were special? She tells everyone different names.]

When I heard the system voice I fell into deep thoughts, while following Rose into a large hallway in the ship. We took countless turns and climbed numerous stairs, till Rose stopped in front of a door.

I noticed that all the doors had a small name tag on them, and the door Rose stopped at had a name tag which reads 'Death Monarch'.

"This is her room... There's someone I'm waiting for outside, see you later" Rose said, and walked back in the direction we came from, while waving at me.

"Thanks..." I said, and waved back at her.

Then I knocked twice on the door before me, but didn't get a reply. I knocked some more, but still didn't get a reply. I tried opening the door, but it didn't bulge.

'My lord, she's infected' I suddenly heard a distorted voice in my head.

"What the f*ck?" I leaped back and scanned the deserted hall vigilantly.

'It's the creeper queen, my lord' the distorted voice said.

"Ohh... Y-you can talk?" I asked in surprise.

'I always could, my lord' the distorted voice said again.

I felt weird being called 'my lord' by the creeper queen.

"You said something about someone inside the room being infected" I asked with a serious tone.

'Yes, she's infected by the creeper syndrome, and when the infection gets to her brain... She would be like me, forever, my lord' the creeper queen said.

"Woah, aren't the god's replicating a zombie virus?" I asked with a chuckle, "So there's nothing that could be done?" I asked.

'Kill her before it gets to her brain, so she would reincarnate after two hours, my lord' the creeper queen said.

"Hey! How did you know that?" I asked in shock.

'I was able to access your memory after being one with you, my lord' the creeper queen said.

"What do you mean by being one with me?!" I asked in horror.

'I can hear your thoughts and feel your emotions, and I can use all your abilities, my lord' the creeper queen replied.

"That's creepy... So, can you summon yourself, without me paying the skill cost?" I asked in anticipation.

'Yes, my lord' the creeper queen replied.

"Woah!... That's amazing!" I screamed out in excitement.

[You're really shameless, I still don't understand why my sister likes...]

The system suddenly stopped talking.

"You talk too much you know? but don't worry... I already knew you weren't my spectator" I said casually with a shrug.

[What?!! H-how did you know?]

"Well... You just confirmed it now" I replied, and began laughing maniacally.

[You have obtained a tier2 skill 'Trickster']

*Cough*

I began coughing violently when I saw the pop-up notification.

[I hate you.]

"I love you too" I replied after containing my cough.

'Won't you save your human friend? My lord' the creeper queen asked.

"Huh? Who are you talking about?" I asked in confusion.

'The infected girl in the room, my lord... She's running out of time' the creeper queen said.

"Ohh... Yeah, sure" I replied, I had totally forgotten about Lilith.

I took a step back and inhaled deeply, with my eyes closed and my mind focused. Then I exhaled slowly and ran up to the door, just as I was about knock the door down with my shoulder... the door opened.

I stumbled through the open door and knocked the person who had opened door to the floor with me.

"W-what're you doing?" Lilith asked weakly, below me.

"I'm sorry, I wanted to knock the door down" I said in embarrassment and was about to get off her.

But she grabbed me and pulled me back on her, I was confused and wanted to ask her what was wrong.

Is she that h*rny?

"I was taking a shower when you knocked earlier, so I just came out now..." She said, and pointed at a white towel which was sprawled a few feet's away from us on the floor.

"Ahh... I'm sorry" I said and chuckled awkwardly.

She was bare below me, and if I were to get off her, then I would be seeing a free live n*de.

I could feel her voluptuous soft mounds, being pressed on my chest.

"Hey! Why are you even here?" She asked, shattering my rated eighteen imaginations.

"Huh? Yeah... Were you bitten by a creeper?" I asked with a serious tone.

"What's a creeper?" She asked in confusion.

"The creatures that were chasing you and Rose in the forest" I replied.

"Who's Rose?" She asked again in confusion.

"Huh? Your roommate, the one with the spatial rift ability, remember?" I asked in confusion.

"Ooh... Mary, her name is Mary" Lilith replied.

My jaw instantly dropped, 'What the f*ck is wrong with these two girls?'

"Okay... So did you get bitten by the creatures that chased you and Ro-Mary?" I asked.

"Is that why you're here?" Lilith asked in confusion.

'Jeez...' I muttered to myself.

"I'm here to help you, just give me a yes! or no!" I said with a strained tone.

'My lord... I can't detect the infection in her anymore' the creeper queen suddenly said.

'What the f*ck! Do you mean by that?' I asked in confusion.

'I think she has regenerative abilities, my lord' the creeper queen said.

"I don't think I need help... Why are you really here?" Lilith asked with a frown.

'You just messed up... my already messed up life' I said to the creeper queen in anger.

*Clack*

I suddenly heard the sound of a cocked gun behind my head, and felt a warm barrel poke my head from behind.

"Who are you?" Lilith asked with a deadly tone.

'Jeez... I'm f*cked' I muttered to myself.