85. ORIGINAL EPISODE: Spice of Life

Spice of Life

It was a normal saturday afternoon in the Loud House, and while everyone was out doing their own thing, Laney was stopping by the kitchen only to find herself in a spicy situation.

[Laney goes into the kitchen to see Lynn putting peppers in her meatball sub sandwich]

Laney: Uh, Lynn? Why are you putting that much peppers in your sandwich?

Lynn: You know how I like my sammies, Laney. Hot 'n' spicy! [Pours hot sauce on her sandwich]

Laney: Yeah, I know that. But aren't you worried that might be too spicy. You might burn off your tongue with that much sauce.

Lynn: If I get lucky! Me? I'm a maniac for spicy! I crave for hotness! [Lynn takes a bite out of her sandwich and her face starts to turn red] AAAAAAHHHH! [She was so hot she breathed out fire from her sandwich. Laney puts out a small flame in her hair]

Laney: Okay, that can not be good for your intestines.

Lynn: What's the matter, Laney? You afraid of a little spice?

Laney: What? No! I'm not scared! In fact, I welcome a bit of spice in my life.

Lynn: Then I guess you won't mind taking a bite out of my sub then. [Lynn gives her sandwich to Laney. Feeling nervous, Laney struggles to take one bite. A meatball from the sub falls into Laney's mouth then her face turned burning red and a burst of fire came out of her mouth]

Laney: AAAAAAHHH! [She frantically ran to the sink and drank water out of the faucet; pants]

Lynn: HA! I knew you couldn't handle it! You should've seen your face! [laughs, Laney growls at her]

Laney: Oh, yeah? Well, if you think you can handle spice better then prove it!

Lynn: [smirks] Do I smell a challenge?

Laney: Oh yeah! I challenge you to a SPICE-OFF!

Lynn: Oh it is on!

[Cut to the backyard where all the siblings were sitting in rows. Laney and Lynn were on opposite sides of table with plates by them]

Lincoln: Alright, let's go over the rules. Both of you will taste food that has been slathered in hot sauce. Each one hotter than the last. Last one standing wins.

Lynn: You won't last a minute, Lanes.

Laney: Oh, I'll last way longer than you!

Lynn: Not if I last first!

Laney: Oh, you'll be last alright. Last place! [Laney and Lynn growled at each other. Lincoln blows a whistle]

Lincoln: Enough. Let's get this competition started. [Lisa walks in]

Lisa: Indeed, big brother. I have done some research on some of the hottest peppers in the known world, and I've taken the liberty to concoct some of my own brands of fermented spicy condiments street name: hot sauce for your competition today. First challenge... [Holds out a bottle of hot sauce] Peruvian Party Jalepeno Sauce on Jambalaya. [Pours the sauce on two bowls of Jambalaya] You may begin.

[Laney and Lynn each hold a spoon and thows them away and started drinking the Jambalaya from the bowl]

Lynn and Laney: Ahh.

Lincoln: Looks like we got a tie.

Lynn: Come on, Lis. You call that spicy? That barely made me sweat!

Lisa: That's because that sauce was at the blandest on the list. Moving on. Challenge #2 [Holds out another bottle with a picture of a skeleton in an hard hat working in a steel mill] Industrial Spanish Serrano Sauce on meatloaf. [Pours the sauce on the meatloaf and Lincoln cuts two slices for Lynn and Laney] You my begin.

[Laney uses an knife and fork to cut a piece of the meatloaf and eats it while Lynn just uses a fork to eat her whole slice. The two then began to sweat]

Lynn: What's the matter, Laney? Too much for ya? [Laney glares at her then eats the whole slice of meatloaf. The siblings gasped then tears started to flow from Laney's eyes.]

Lincoln: Another tie!

Lori: Wow. I've literally never seen Laney like this before.

Lola: Yeah, I always thought she was a complete scaredy cat who's too afraid to take risks. [Her sisters glare at her] I said thought! That doesn't mean that's true.

Laney: Come on, Lisa! Gimmie something spicier! Bring it!

Lisa: Very well. Challenge #3 [Brings out another bottle with a picture of a belly dancer in the middle of the desert with fire in the background] ...Sahara Siracha Spice on Shrimp Cocktail

[Pours the sauce in two cocktail glasses and gives them to Lynn and Laney. Lynn starts eating one shrimp covered in sauce and starts to turn red while Laney eats the shrimp cocktail one by one and drinks the entire sauce on the glass. Everyone cheered as Laney's face turned even redder. Lynn glared at her]

Lynn: I know I said this before but. Oh it is on!

[Cut to a montae of Lynn and Laney eating hot sauce covered foods, each one hotter than the last. They ate hot dogs, chips and salsa, sandwiches covered in jalapenos. Soon enough they were both completely red from head to toe with yellow bloodshot eyes]

Laney: Just give up, Lynn. I'm clearly the sauce master!

Lynn: Nu-uh! No way I'm gonna let you take my crown sis-[burps out fire then covers her mouth] Lisa! Bring on the next sauce.

Lincoln: [worried] I don't know about this guys, you have eaten a lot of spicy foods. Anymore and I think you're gonna explode!

Laney: [Agressive] YOU CALLIN' ME A WIMP, FRECKLES!

Lincoln: Woah! Laney! Calm down! You're not acting like yourself!

Luna: That's just the spice talkin' bro. I've seen this case before. She's gone full heat nirvanna. Her mind is only focused on one thing now: spicyness.

Lincoln: You've seen this before?

Luna: Yeah. One time Chunk and his friend were having a hot sauce drinkin' contest and Chunk had gone hog wild on everyone! [Holds out her phone] I still have a video from the whole thing. You should've seen Chunk, dude. It was crazy! [Lincoln gulps]

Lisa: Pfft. Illogical. People can't have psychological breakdowns from drinking too much hot sauce. Chunk and his friend were probably acting like complete bufoons.

Lori: Like those two? [Lori points to Lynn and Laney who were fighting each other on the table]

Lincoln: [gasps then blows the whistle] Alright! Break it up you two! [Lynn and Laney growled at each other and went back to there seats] Okay, let's get this over with...

Lisa: Indeed. I've saved the hottest one for last... [Lisa runs to her room and comes back pushing a black safe. She dials the combination and opens it revealing a glowing red bottle of hot sauce with a picute of a radioactive explosion with a pepper shaped cloud with a devilish skull right behind it] Behold! Netherworld Tonsil Torture Death Sauce! Made from concentrated Carolina Reaper and Dragon's Breath Pepper! The hottest peppers known to man.

[Everyone sans Lynn and Laney gasped in sheer horror]

Lana: No one can survive that much spice!

Lori: This will literally kill them.

Lucy: I'll be sure to say something nice at your funerals.

Luan: This will definitely SPICE up the competition. [Laughs while everyone else groans]

[Lisa poured one drop on each cracker. And sets it to both Lynn and Laney]

Lynn: I have one question, Laney. When you scream uncle after you eat this, will you be referring to our uncle or just uncles in general?

Laney: It won't really matter anyway, Lynn. 'Cause you won't be able to hear me over the sound of a steam whistle coming out of your ears! [Laney and Lynn glare at each other]

Lisa: Ready? Commence consuming.

[Lynn and Laney ate their hot sauce covered crackers and started to glow red with hottness and began to shake change their color to blue. The siblings back away and braced themselves for what's about to happen. Lynn and Laney continue to shake violently until they stopped. And the sibling looked on with confusion]

Lincoln: Well... Looks like the whole things a ti- [Just then a huge explosion went off and Lynn was seen flying high into the sky and then fireworks exploded in the sky]

Siblings: Ooooh. [Lynn the fell right back to earth in a smoldering mess]

Lynn: Ughhh...

[The siblings cheer for Laney]

Lori: And the new reigning champion of spice is Laney Loud! [The sibling continue to cheer until Laney burps out a huge burst of fire. Everyone was running away and screaming for their lives and then Laney fell to the ground]

Laney: Uhh... [coughs]

Lynn: Well, Laney... Looks you've beaten me... I never actually thought any of you guys could beat me at anything. Nor do I like the idea of losing. But you! You've got fire in your belly, Lanes!

Laney: [raspy] Yeah... I guess I got a little carried away... [coughs]

Lynn: Don't feel bad for that, Laney! That was awesome! I guess you can handle a little spice in your life after all.

Laney: Thanks, Lynn. But I think I think it's best if I stay away from spice for a while... [Her stomach gurgles loudly, Laney groans and in pain] AAAUGH! [Holds her stomach in pain] WHAT IS THAT!?

Lynn: That would be the sound of your bowels screaming. That's the price you gotta pay for living the spicy life.

Laney: OH SWEET CORN IT HURTS! [Runs off to the bathroom] OUTTA MY WAY!

Lynn: Heh. That's my sister. [Lynn stomach growls loudly] ACK! WAIT FOR ME! [Runs after Laney]

Special thanks to Jamesdean5842 for giving me this idea. I'd thought I do a little minisode with Lynn and Laney having a SPICY good time! Well, that's all I got for now. See ya later!