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Kisame

Reborn as Kisame, I kidnapped and robbed, didn’t pay my debts, beat up the elderly, bullied children, attacked others without telling the truth, and often killed my superiors and employers… But I know that I am a good ninja. ____________________________________________ support me for additional chapters in patreon: patreon.com/dragonNEET _______________ This is not my novel, I am just translating it. The cover image is not mine. The original title: Ninja World: I’m Not a Human Being!

dragonNEET2567 · Anime e quadrinhos
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Seeing Tsunade come over with murderous intent.

Kisame took a step back, raised his hands, and said, "Tsunade-dono, what did I do wrong?"

With a look of an innocent and honest man.

"Hmph, you are asking me... what the hell,? Hurry up and hand over the things you swindled from Shizune, or you'll get a punch from me."

Tsunade talked aggressively and quickly approached Kisame.

The movement here has already attracted the curious onlookers of some pedestrians.

Kisame glanced at the surrounding passers-by, raised his voice while stepping back, and asked Tsunade, "Tsunade-dono, you are twenty years older than me, do you bully an innocent junior in the street like this, and are you not afraid of being heard by the public."

"Little devil, I just want to beat you."

Tsunade sneered and said.

By now, Kisame knew that even if he handed over what he got from Shizune, he would probably be beaten.

'I can only fight with this woman.'

He suddenly had an idea, stopped retreating, and shouted to Tsunade in a deep voice:

"Tsunade-dono, if you really want to fight, I will definitely accompany you to the end. However, I know that your punches and kicks are very powerful. If you have the ability, don't use your hands and feet, to fight with me. If you can defeat me, I will acknowledge my loss."

Hearing Kisame's words, Tsunade finally stopped.

In fact, after she shattered Akebino's Kabutowari just now, she has sobered up a lot.

Tsunade also knew that if she really hit Kisame here, it would be difficult for her in the future.

After all, Kisame had just won the first place in this Chunin exam, and he was injured by her, a Konoha ninja, that very night. If the news spreads, it will undoubtedly have an extremely bad impact on the reputation of Konohagakure.

If nothing else, her teacher, the third Hokage, will definitely ask her what happened as soon as possible.

Kirigakure will definitely not let it go, and will definitely seize this matter and make a big fuss.

Therefore, her original plan was to pretend to find an excuse to beat up Kisame a few times without causing too much pain, and let the latter suffer a little.

Who would have thought that this guy would have the courage to fight back.

Thinking of this, Tsunade's eyes flashed, and she said loudly to the surrounding passers-by: "You all heard it clearly, it is this guy who took the initiative to challenge me. In order to defend the name of Konoha's Sannin, I can only reluctantly agree to fight with him."

Then, she looked at Kisame again, and asked with burning eyes:

"In your opinion, without hands or feet, what method should be used in this fight?"

"This."

Kisame took off the forehead guard and pointed at his forehead, "We will decide the outcome with a headbutt, and we will decide who has the harder head. I am very confident about my skull."

"Okay, I will follow your rules, so as not to let others say that I bullied you."

Tsunade agreed immediately, and when her voice fell, she walked to Kisame, she raised her head and looked up at the latter.

"Are you ready, you first or I first, or both together?" She raised her eyebrows and asked.

"Tsunade-dono, you first." Kisame was very polite, and after speaking, he tightened his body, patted his forehead with his hand, and signaled Tsunade to move towards him.

"Then I'm ready." Tsunade was eager to try.

Kisame is close to 1.9 meters tall, while Tsunade is only 1.63 meters tall, so under normal standing conditions, her head cannot reach Kisame's head.

Therefore, Tsunade chose to squat slightly, push the ground with both feet, to jump up and slam into Kisame's forehead.

'Um?'

Kisame suddenly discovered that from his perspective, Tsunade, who was squatting in front of him, seemed to have disappeared, intentionally or not.

Under the dim light of the street lamps, a deep gully loomed.

Even if Kisame's concentration is quite high, at this moment, he fell into a momentary trance.

'Now!'

Tsunade's mouth twitched, and while Kisame was distracted, she jumped up and rammed her head towards the latter.

'Swoosh!'

The two bumped into each other in an instant.

Tsunade's forehead erupted with such force that a gust of wind erupted, as she slamming into Kisame's forehead.

Many people know that—

Tsunade possesses terrifying body, a special ability of the Senju clan.

But little known is that Tsunade can precisely control chakra, unleashing huge power from any part of her body.

However, when she used her head to exert force, it is much more difficult than using the hands and feet, so her destructive power will also be reduced.

In addition, Tsunade didn't really want to kill, so she only used about 30% of her chakra.

But even so, it must be enough to make Kisame suffer, she can give Kisame a slight concussion, that will recover in a month or two.

'Clang!'

When their foreheads collided, it's as if an iron bell rang.

'Ding Deng Deng.'

Kisame and Tsunade separated after the collision, each took seven or eight steps back, and finally stabilized their bodies.

"This guy's head is pretty hard..."

Tsunade rubbed her forehead, while talking to herself, and looked at Kisame in surprise.

Although she was far from doing her best, it was beyond her expectation that Kisame could withstand the shock without falling down.

At this time.

Kisame shook his head and walked back to Tsunade just like nothing happened.

"Then next, it's my turn." He looked down at Tsunade and grinned, revealing two rows of white fangs.

"Come on, hit here hard, do you think I will be afraid of you?"

Tsunade pointed to her forehead, and then stood there with her hands on her hips, more confident than Kisame.

She is not afraid at all.

"Then here I come, Tsunade-sama."

Before Kisame finished speaking, he lowered his head abruptly, and his huge body pushed forward, charging like an angry bull.

He slammed into the diamond-shaped Yin seal in the middle of Tsunade's forehead.

He then activated the power he got from Kabutowari.

'Um?'

At this moment, Tsunade suddenly felt an indescribable strange force coming from Kisame's forehead and injected into her body.

That power cannot be resisted.

Next second.

With a thud.

Tsunade looked horrified, as her feet lifted off from the ground, and she launched back like a rocket, galloping backwards against the ground at a lightning speed.

'Boom boom boom.'

Tsunade, who flew at high speed, turned into a human-shaped cannonball, knocked down the telephone poles along the road, broke the plants in the flower beds, and finally plunged into the wall at the end of the street.

'Boom.'

Her upper body sank directly into the wall, leaving only her waist and legs hanging outside, swaying in the night wind.

"What happened?"

Jiraiya, who was vomiting on the side of the road after drinking too much, raised his head with a puzzled look on his face.

Just now, he seemed to see something flying past, was it... a UFO?

"Tsunade-sama!" Shizune screamed and ran over in panic.

Orochimaru's eyes were dull. After a brief moment, he glanced at Kisame in disbelief, and then rushed over to Tsunade to check her condition.

The passers-by who were watching were also stunned, and they talked a lot after they came back to their senses.

Looking at Tsunade hanging on the wall in the distance, Akebino was stunned, he turned his head stiffly, and asked Kisame with a look of surprise:

"How did you do it?"

"It's time for us to go back, Senpai."

Kisame saying this, turned around and left immediately, and after a few seconds he melted into the dark night and disappeared at the corner at the end of the street.

Slip away.

Akebino reacted and hurried to catch up with Kisame.

On the other side.

After Tsunade woke up from her dizzy state, she was so angry that she slammed her fist on the wall, completely smashing the entire wall.

'Rumble.'

For a moment, the collapsed high wall completely buried her.

But after two seconds.

'Boom.'

Tsunade lifted the stones and bricks that were pressing on her, and stood up from the ruins with a look of anger.

"Hoshi! Gaki! Kisame!"

She uttered Kisame's name through gritted teeth, out of anger. She had never suffered such a humiliation in her life.

But at this moment, another burst of dizziness struck, and accompanied by pain in her head, her plump body swayed from side to side.

"Tsunade-sama, are you alright!?"

Shizune rushed up and tried her best to support Tsunade.

"Tsk tsk tsk."

Orochimaru was amazed, and laughed and joked next to her, "Tsunade, I really didn't expect that even you would suffer one day. That kid named Hoshigaki Kisame seems to have fooled you."

"Shut up!"

Tsunade shouted and gave Orochimaru a cold look.

Orochimaru's smile suddenly froze, and his face turned paler than usual, because he really felt Tsunade's murderous aura.

"What the heck happened?"

Jiraiya finally finished vomiting and ran over with a curious look on his face.

He didn't notice that Orochimaru was winking at him frantically, as he asked Tsunade with a smile: "Tsunade, why are you angry, who made you unhappy? However, your angry look is still very cute, hey-hey."

After he finished speaking, he blushed with a foolish smile on his face.

Orochimaru couldn't bear to see what was about to happen next, so he turned his head silently.

Sure enough, a "bang" was heard, followed by Jiraiya's wailing.

"Humph!"

Tsunade snorted coldly, turned around, and left the place in a hurry.

Orochimaru let out a faint sigh and left.

Jiraiya was the only one left, clutching the big swelling above his head, squatting there and crying.

"Why am I always the one who gets hurt?"

Tonight, the Sannin who gathered after a few years parted like this.