At the tender age of five, Bellona started hearing voices in her head and ever since then she...
Wait a minute...
This ain't the way to tell it.
Give me a second...
WHIRRRR!
BZZT! BZZT!
CLICK, KLANG, CLUNG!
*The sound of a gallon of gelatin desserts impacting a copper plate.*
*Lobster and goats noises.*
*Sounds that are censored in at least three countries...*
Ding!
There we go, on with the show!
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Stop me if you heard this before.
Once upon a time, in a land far far away, was a rather unusual kingdom.
Now the people were fine, the landscapes were pristine, the harvests plentiful and the noblemen were... "noble", but what made this kingdom stand out was it's unusual succession system.