Number 8

If I don't like something, I'll stay away from it.

He shaved the peach to prove a point.

I just wanted to tell you I could see the love you have for your child by the way you look at her.

So long and thanks for the fish.

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long.

He stomped on his fruit loops and thus became a cereal killer.

Too many prisons have become early coffins.

The fish listened intently to what the frogs had to say.

The minute she landed she understood the reason this was a fly-over state.

She couldn't decide of the glass was half empty or half full so she drank it.

He's in a boy band which doesn't make much sense for a snake.

Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didn't and they don't recommend anyone else do it either.

The three-year-old girl ran down the beach as the kite flew behind her.

Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire.

I'm a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate people.

Art doesn't have to be intentional.

Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn't so bad after all.

It was getting dark, and we weren't there yet.

It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of her workout consisted of exercising poor judgment.

It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair.

You've been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah.

Douglas figured the best way to succeed was to do the opposite of what he'd been doing all his life.

He waited for the stop sign to turn to a go sign.

She saw the brake lights, but not in time.

The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours.