Its a trap, not! (Yesn't)(Non't)

Never in my life did I think that I would wake up in a completely white space with God would be bowing to me

God: "IM SO SORRY" he says while groveling

"heh"

So apparently God over here somehow managed to fuck up my life in the worst way possible. My name is Carl mertins, I was just a normal 17-year-old. Well not normal, I was kind of an idiot but that didn't stop me from having fun in life, then one day a truck killed my entire family while we were visiting our grandparents and I was left both mentally and physically impaired. With all immediate family members dead or too far away, and me not being an adult, or even able citizen I was sent to a mental hospital.

Things would have been fine if supervision over the entire facility existed in the slightest, but because it did not, Patients would often kill themselves, or the workers would abuse them. Hell, even I got raped. I couldn't feel my legs though so that's a plus I guess.

I had a huge dick, by the way, not trying to flex or anything just stating the fax that shit was like at least 15/4 again not trying to flex just stating the fax

After the crash I couldn't feel anything from the waist down, Most of my basic motor functions didn't even work, I'm surprised I lived past 25. All I had were my thoughts and gambling. I would always watch the other Patients gamble away their rations, and some even managed to get candy and would bet that. Even I got to play sometimes, they were some of the best moments of my life and I'm happy about that.

Anyways back to the whole god thing.

God finally stopped apologizing and is now sitting down in a chair in front of a table with me on the other side.

"So what happens now?"

God: "Well to make up for my mistake, I'll give you 6 wishes going into a new world"

"Wishes huh?" I start to think about what I want

(God pov)

This kid will probably wish for the gamer or a system, that's what most do. But I can't blame him it is the source of unlimited power.

Oh looks like he's finished, I get ready to give him his wish

Carl: "Make it random"

"Gamer got....What?"

(Carl pov)

So I managed to somehow surprise god, yay me

God: "What did you mean make it random?"

"I mean, your God, This has probably happened before, so just make a wheel of all the wishes other people made and spin it 6 times for me.

God just sits there shocked and a little impressed? 'Oh~?' He gains a small smile on his face

God: "Very well"

God: "Okay there will be 3 wheels"

God: "One for your location, one for your main power, or powers, and one for just extra stuff." He says as he whips out 3 multi-colored wheels

"Got it, spin the location once, power once, and extra 4 times."

God: "Power only once?"

I just nod my head

He spins the power wheel first, It starts spinning, faster and faster until I can't even see the words anymore. Then abruptly stops on

[Self destruct - The user generates and releases a huge amount of explosive energy from within their own body]

"???????"

"Uhhh, I think I'll die if I use that"

God: "Not particularly"

"????"

God: "Well you can self-destruct without taking any harm"

"OHHHHHH, that's good"

God: "Alright now for the location"

He brings out the next wheel

[Boku no Pico]

"Well I don't know what that is but it seems fun"

God: "No"

"What?"

God: "No"

"But its a-"

God: "NO!"

"Okay okay" I give up because there's no use arguing with god

He spins the wheel again and...

[Hataraku Maou-Sama]

"Is this one fine?"

God: "....."

*Gulp*

God: "Yes"

'Thank god'

God: "Thank me indeed" he laughs to himself

*Stare*

God: "Sorry"

He brings out the last wheel

[Power: Infinite regeneration/Race: Royal angel]

"Why did I get two?"

God: "Because some of the wheel options come with 2 rewards"

"Cool"

He spins the wheel again

[Reverse Trap]

"What's a trap?"

"And what's a reverse trap?"

God lets out a sigh and starts explaining what anime is, what ecchi is, what traps are, what degenerates are, and finally what reverse traps are.

-LATER-

"So people actually buy body pillows of fictional characters?"

God: "Unfortunately yes"

"That's kinda sad"

God: "Bless their poor souls" he puts his hands together and offers them a small prayer

The last wheel drops down and at the top, it says two for 1

"Another Two for 1?"

God: "Refers to your appearance and a random draw"

"Okay"

The wheel spins, going faster and faster and even reaching lightspeed

"Uhh is it supposed to do that," I say as the wheel starts shooting off electricity

God: "Meh"

"?!?"

The wheel explodes and I'm blinded by a bright light. When it finally dies down I can see what I drew.

[Appearance]

[Image here]

[The Speed force- A Cosmic force based around velocity and movement. Is one of the 7 main forces of the omniverse

Powers-

Infinite energy

Super speed-Max speed Immeasurable

Hypervibration via superspeed

Wind control via superspeed

Dimensional travel via superspeed

Lightning generation and manipulation

Intangibility via Hypervibration

Increased mental capacity-Understand concepts in less than an attosecond

Superhuman Strength

Superhuman Reflexes

Superhuman Agility

Superhuman Durability

Super Enhanced Regeneration

Time Manipulation via speed force manipulation

Omnipresence]

"Wow, that's a lot of powers"

God: "Well being one of the 7 main driving points of the universe has its perks"

"Hey, is there a way for you to simplify all this?"

God: "Sure"

His eyes glow white for a second before returning to normal

God: "Okay, all you need do is say status"

"Status"

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Name:

Age: 0(25)

Race: Royal angle

Gender: F

STR: EX

AGI: ♾

END: ♾

DEX: EX

MAG: EX

LUC: F-

WIS: EX

Skills- [Infinite energy]-[Super speed]-[Hypervibration]-[Wind control]-[Dimensional travel]-[Lightning generation and manipulation]-[Intangibility]-[Increased mental capacity]-[Superhuman Strength]-[Superhuman Reflexes]-[Superhuman Agility]-[Superhuman Durability]-[Infinite Regeneration]-[Time Manipulation ]-[Self-destruct]-[Celestial magic]-[Immortality]-[Omnipresent(Off)]

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"Nice"

God: "Alright I think that's everything" He claps his hands and a white portal appears where the wheel was.

I stand up and bow to the god "Thanks for this"

He just waves me off "It's fine, just doing my duty"

I nod my head and walk into the portal.

As soon as I enter the void my eyes feel heavy and I start to fall asleep.