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It is reasonable for me, a slime, to defeat a dragon.

【Beast Taming + Choices + Comedy + Unseriousness + Single Female Protagonist (No Female Protagonist) = ?】 Waking up from a nap, Chen Shu finds himself transported to a parallel world where beast taming is the main theme, and he is bound to a divine-level choice system! By making choices, he can obtain various rewards! With the help of the system, his pets gradually become abnormal: a slime that can sit on a dragon and kill it with one fart, a husky that can make a phoenix cry with elemental skills, and even one with mastery over spatial powers... One absurd beast after another appears, shattering everyone's sense of logic in the world... On the throne of the beast taming realm's highest position, Chen Shu looks back and smiles, saying, "Well, as for me, in the world of beast taming, there's no such thing as martial ethics." Note: The translation provided is a direct translation of the given text and may not capture the full context or intended meaning.

W33L · Fantasia
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78 Chs

Chapter 68: Ha-Li-Lu-Ya

Chen Shu approached the pork stall, where Xie Sunan was swinging a knife absentmindedly.

"You're here?" Xie Sunan glanced up slightly, pulling out a pair of sunglasses from his apron pocket, exuding an air of mystery.

"Did you bring the money?" His gaze shifted towards Chen Shu.

Chen Shu's body trembled as if infected, and with profound eyes, he said, "Naturally, I brought it. Where's the merchandise?"

"Right here!" Xie Sunan took out a few photos from his pocket, placing them face down on the pork stall.

"I want to inspect the goods first!" Chen Shu said coldly.

Snap!

Bold Xia Bing instantly snatched the photos and said, "What's with the secret gang rendezvous in broad daylight?"

"..."

Both of them couldn't keep up the act, and Chen Shu looked at the photos on the side.

The figures depicted were none other than Wang Baguai, although he was wearing a mask, his sleazy figure could still be vaguely discerned.

At that moment, he was standing outside a convenience store, holding two large bags in his hands.

Another photo captured his departing back, and the last one depicted an abandoned factory.

"It can be confirmed that this person is staying inside!" Xie Sunan put away his pork grease-stained sunglasses, constantly wiping them with his apron.

He carefully put them back in his pocket and continued, "I need to remind you that there are Beastmasters inside! Not just one!"

Chen Shu furrowed his eyebrows and rubbed his chin, realizing it was a bit troublesome...

Although there were Beastmasters, the highest would only be at the Ninth Level, definitely not at the Black Iron level.

Which Black Iron-level Beastmaster would stoop to selling counterfeit medicine? That would be an absurdity in this world!

"Xia Bing, let's go!"

Chen Shu picked up the photos and nodded.

In that instant, a gleaming kitchen knife suddenly appeared!

The overwhelming smell of pork overwhelmed Chen Shu, and he couldn't help but exclaim, "In broad daylight, you want to crush people!"

"Stop babbling! I knew you wouldn't be honest! Trying to cheat me, huh?"

Xie Sunan flicked his right hand, attempting to perform an impressive knife trick.

However, the greasy surface caused the knife to slip out of his hand and go flying.

"Oh, damn it!"

Chen Shu instinctively jumped backward, narrowly avoiding the knife. Cold sweat immediately covered his forehead.

"You really swung it, huh?"

"Uh... it was a mistake... a mistake..."

Xie Sunan looked embarrassed, not expecting to make a mistake. Luckily, no one got hurt.

Chen Shu snorted, "Just a mistake? I almost lost my life, and you owe me compensation for mental distress!"

"Boss, the knife was flying downwards. There was no way it could pose a life-threatening situation to you."

"So, you know it was flying downwards? My Chen family's lineage has been passed down for nine generations. If it were severed, our ancestors would haunt you at night."

"..." Xie Sunan was speechless. He wished he hadn't tried to show off.

"Fine, just give me forty thousand!"

"Focus on selling your pork. What's with the pretense here every day?"

Chen Shu took out his phone, transferred the money, and left with Xia Bing.

If Xia Bing hadn't returned the money, he had planned to use a medium-grade strength-enhancing potion as collateral. After all, it wasn't easy to sell now.

"Master, go to this place!"

Chen Shu showed the photo to the taxi driver and pointed.

"Isn't this the abandoned factory in the west of the city? What are you two doing there in broad daylight?"

The driver took the photo, squinted his eyes, and immediately knew the location of the factory.

"We're just wandering around with nothing to do!" Chen Shu grinned.

"..." The driver shook his head and took them to the west of the city.

An hour later,

"The road ahead is difficult to navigate. You'll have to get off here."

Chen Shu and Xia Bing nodded, arriving at a desolate area in the west of the city. The surrounding weeds were over a meter high, giving a sense of desolation.

In recent years, Nanjiang City had been developing other districts, leaving the west of the city far behind.

"Let's go!"

The two found a small path and walked ahead. With the driver's guidance, the abandoned factory was not far away.

"As expected, it's here!"

Chen Shu immediately saw the factory ahead, exactly matching the photo.

"Xie Sunan, you're capable! You managed to investigate such a remote place."

"Hmm? Someone's there?"

Chen Shu suddenly heard some movement and hid with Xia Bing among the weeds.

They saw a person wearing a mask and dressed heavily even in the hot summer. The person was carrying a large package.

"Wang Baguo?"

Chen Shu narrowed his eyes and instantly recognized him.

Xia Bing asked, "Chen Shu, what should we do?"

Thinking about apprehending a criminal, her sense of justice was also ignited, feeling like she was in a blockbuster movie.

"Just stay quiet. It's time for the professionals to take action!"

Chen Shu dropped his backpack and took out a... bag of urea.

"Hmm? Why is this bag so familiar?" Xia Bing murmured.

Ignoring her, Chen Shu walked over silently with the bag in hand, not making a single sound.

In Xia Bing's mind, a line came to her: Did you see that? That's what being professional looks like!

Wang Baguo temporarily stopped and was feeling too hot in all his layers of clothing on a summer day.

"Damn it, I should've known better than to be greedy for this money!"

Regret filled his face. He thought it would be a small scam, but who knew the other party would make tens of millions in an instant, leaving him dumbfounded.

"Sigh..." He sighed and was about to continue walking.

"Huh? Why did the sky suddenly darken?" Old Wang's expression froze, but soon after, darkness enveloped him.

"Damn it! I'm being ambushed!"

Old Wang's reaction was indeed impressive. Just as he was about to kick his legs in self-defense, But the next second, he was knocked unconscious.

Chen Shu dragged him into the bushes and couldn't wait to start undressing himself. The scene was becoming a bit unsightly...

"Ah! Chen Shu, do you have to be so perverted?!"

Xia Bing immediately covered her eyes with her hands but still peeked at Chen Shu through her fingers.

"What's wrong with me?"

Chen Shu was momentarily puzzled but quickly understood.

"Oh my god, there's something wrong with your thinking. He's a man!"

As it turned out, Xia Bing had let her imagination run wild. Although I, Chen Shu, am not a good person, I'm definitely not a pervert.

Who would have thought that Xia Bing nodded earnestly and said, "Yes, the problem is that he's a man!"

"Give me a break!" Chen Shu twitched his mouth and said, "Sis, I just want to disguise myself as him and infiltrate to assess the situation. What are you thinking?!"

"Oh... Oh..."

Although Xia Bing nodded, her gaze remained extremely peculiar.

After all, Chen Shu was a bit abnormal, and anything was possible with him.

Chen Shu didn't want to explain any further. He quickly finished his disguise, put on a new mask, and headed towards the location of the factory.

"Wait for my signal!"

"What's the signal?" Xia Bing quickly asked.

"Hallelujah!"