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It is reasonable for me, a slime, to defeat a dragon.

【Beast Taming + Choices + Comedy + Unseriousness + Single Female Protagonist (No Female Protagonist) = ?】 Waking up from a nap, Chen Shu finds himself transported to a parallel world where beast taming is the main theme, and he is bound to a divine-level choice system! By making choices, he can obtain various rewards! With the help of the system, his pets gradually become abnormal: a slime that can sit on a dragon and kill it with one fart, a husky that can make a phoenix cry with elemental skills, and even one with mastery over spatial powers... One absurd beast after another appears, shattering everyone's sense of logic in the world... On the throne of the beast taming realm's highest position, Chen Shu looks back and smiles, saying, "Well, as for me, in the world of beast taming, there's no such thing as martial ethics." Note: The translation provided is a direct translation of the given text and may not capture the full context or intended meaning.

W33L · Fantasia
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Chapter 56: Solving World Problems with a Pee

Chapter 56: Resolving World Problems with a Splash of Urine

The chase lasted for a grueling two hours, yet the Frostfield Rabbit Lord showed no signs of relenting. Only a few dozen ordinary Frostfield Rabbits remained in pursuit, as their stamina couldn't match that of their iron-ranked leader.

However, even the Flamebird was exhausted, panting heavily with its tongue hanging out. Another flight could result in its noble sacrifice.

"Hold on, little Flamebird!" Chen Shu patted its back, unburdening himself entirely.

For another half an hour, they continued the pursuit until only the relentless Frostfield Rabbit Lord remained. Chen Shu couldn't help but quip, "I merely peed on you, and you're this persistent? Talk about being a cleanliness fanatic!"

He had learned a valuable lesson: one should never relieve themselves anywhere, even in a different dimension. The mission he had undertaken mentioned that Frostfield Rabbit Lords had an obsession with cleanliness and held high standards for their habitats. By dousing it in his urine, Chen Shu had essentially violated the soul of a cleanliness fanatic. How could it tolerate such an offense?

The chase continued, and the Flamebird gasped for breath as if it were about to perish in the next moment. Suddenly, Chen Shu asked, "Xiaoyu, do you think we need to grill the Flamebird's meat?"

"!!!" Xu Xiaoyu's forehead twitched, and she swiftly grabbed Chen Shu by the collar, saying, "When did you become so jocular?!"

"Cough, cough... My apologies... I was just trying to lighten the tense atmosphere..."

Chen Shu raised his hands in surrender and shouted ahead.

"Uncle Zhou, turn around and face the final Frostfield Rabbit Lord!" Chen Shu exclaimed.

He had realized the turning point half an hour ago. The remaining Frostfield Rabbits lacked endurance, and after such a prolonged chase, they were probably foaming at the mouth and convulsing behind them.

It was a golden opportunity!

Drawing from his vast experience, Uncle Zhou instantly reacted as well. "Xiaoyuan, assess the surroundings!"

A black crow took flight, utilizing its innate ability, "Night Vision," and soon emitted a caw.

"Captain, everything is safe!" Xiaoyuan clenched his fists, excitement shining in his eyes.

Since the establishment of the Beast Taming Squad, they had only hunted down three mutated ferocious beasts and never dared to entertain the idea of confronting a Lord-level creature. But now, they were presented with an extremely rare opportunity. They had successfully overcome the greatest crisis point posed by the Frostfield Rabbits.

"Attack!" Uncle Zhou decisively commanded. The Windwing Eagle swiftly turned around, unleashing a sharp gust of wind blades.

The Frostfield Rabbit Lord's blue eyes still burned with fury, bordering on losing its sanity. Whenever it managed to calm down, a foul stench would reach its nose, triggering another fit of rage.

With its keen gaze, it detected the trajectory of the wind blades and spat out an ice ball from its mouth.

Boom!

The two forces collided and dissipated almost simultaneously.

"Roar!"

The Splitclaw Wolf charged forward, its claws shimmering with a faint light as it activated "Rending Claws."

The Frostfield Rabbit Lord couldn't evade in time and was instantly torn apart, crimson blood gushing out, fueling its growing ferocity.

Swoosh!

A brilliant blue ice arrow shot out from the Frostfield Rabbit Lord's mouth with such speed that even Zhou Shi failed to react in time.

If hit, the Splitclaw Wolf would undoubtedly be severely injured!

But at that moment, a yellow figure appeared, and the golden slime accurately positioned itself on the ice arrow.

The previously high-speed ice arrow instantly came to a halt, dragging the weight of nearly a thousand kilograms, preventing it from accelerating.

Just as the Splitclaw Wolf was about to take advantage of the situation and evade, a voice suddenly sounded.

"It's in a rigid state, attack quickly!"

Chen Shu's expression tightened, completely different from his usual playful demeanor.

The Splitclaw Wolf glanced at Zhou Shi, and its body emitted a faint light, significantly increasing its speed as it charged toward the Frostfield Rabbit Lord.

The Frostfield Rabbit Lord at this moment was unable to move, its eyes filled with boundless hatred.

It was this human who had humiliated it once again!

The ice arrow ultimately shot towards a large tree. The golden slime was too slow, and it also collided with the tree, but fortunately, there was no significant harm, just a buzzing sensation in its head.

"Roar!"

The Splitclaw Wolf's claws were incredibly sharp, continuously cutting through the Frostfield Rabbit's skin. The blood of the Lord-level creature stained the Splitclaw Wolf's head, making it even more bloodthirsty.

"Retreat quickly!"

Chen Shu's sharp eyes almost instinctively predicted that the Frostfield Rabbit was about to recover.

Zhou Shi gave the order in his heart, and the Splitclaw Wolf swiftly retreated.

"Hiss... hiss..."

The Frostfield Rabbit Lord continued to pant heavily. The significant blood loss left it feeling weak, and its previously enraged mind began to recover.

But Zhou Shi and the others would not let it escape.

The hunt for a Lord-level beast alone was enough to exhilarate everyone in the Beastmaster Corps. It was the glory of the entire corps!

The Frostfield Rabbit Lord's gaze remained fierce as it surveyed the group, as if memorizing their faces. If it managed to escape, it would undoubtedly seek revenge, especially against Chen Shu, the one who had humiliated it.

"I'll get back at you next time!"

Standing on the back of the Flamebird, Chen Shu taunted, shaking his head and making playful gestures.

In an instant, the Frostfield Rabbit Lord's blue eyes turned even more ferocious, and its blood rapidly heated up. The blood dripping from its wounds onto the grass made a hissing sound.

The skill "Rageblood" was triggered!

"Hold it back!"

Zhou Shi's expression became serious as he commanded the Splitclaw Wolf.

The Frostfield Rabbit's robust limbs propelled its massive body like a gust of wind, reaching extreme speed.

The two Black Iron-level creatures instantly engaged in a fierce struggle, but it didn't take long for the Splitclaw Wolf to suffer injuries. If this continued, the Splitclaw Wolf would likely die here.

"Everyone, attack!"

Zhou Shi's face turned fierce, and everyone landed, summoning their respective contract spirits.

The Windwing Eagle joined the battle, slashing with its Wind Blades, temporarily delaying the Frostfield Rabbit's attacks.

The Flamebird, Ironback Beast, Blue-tailed Butterfly, and others all joined the battlefield. Although they were only Basic-level contract spirits, their skills and talents still had an effect. That was why they were so precious.

The battlefield instantly fell into a stalemate. Once the Frostfield Rabbit Lord's skill duration ended, the situation would surely be reversed.

"Well done, Xiao Chen."

Zhou Shi smiled at Chen Shu, impressed that a mere act of urination had solved a problem that had plagued beastmasters for a long time.

As the situation unfolded, the Frostfield Rabbit's eyes showed signs of weakness. Its body was already covered in blood, indicating severe injuries.

"We can't let our guard down!"

Chen Shu's expression turned serious instead of his usual playful demeanor.

Playing was one thing, but joking with a Lord-level creature was a different matter!