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It is reasonable for me, a slime, to defeat a dragon.

【Beast Taming + Choices + Comedy + Unseriousness + Single Female Protagonist (No Female Protagonist) = ?】 Waking up from a nap, Chen Shu finds himself transported to a parallel world where beast taming is the main theme, and he is bound to a divine-level choice system! By making choices, he can obtain various rewards! With the help of the system, his pets gradually become abnormal: a slime that can sit on a dragon and kill it with one fart, a husky that can make a phoenix cry with elemental skills, and even one with mastery over spatial powers... One absurd beast after another appears, shattering everyone's sense of logic in the world... On the throne of the beast taming realm's highest position, Chen Shu looks back and smiles, saying, "Well, as for me, in the world of beast taming, there's no such thing as martial ethics." Note: The translation provided is a direct translation of the given text and may not capture the full context or intended meaning.

W33L · Fantasia
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78 Chs

Chapter 14: It's Fucking Me, Chen Shu

Chapter 14: Just Fucking Call Me Chen Shu

Zheng Nan's gaze locked directly onto Chen Shu, clearly prepared before arriving. He took a few steps forward, while everyone else hesitated to approach, even stepping back a few paces. After all, senior students always carried a certain pressure, a common rule within the school.

Zheng Nan looked up slightly at Chen Shu and sneered. "So, your name is fucking Chen Shu, huh?" With that said, he extended his right hand, intending to pat Chen Shu's face.

Chen Shu remained unfazed, instantly grabbing Zheng Nan's wrist. At the same time, three options appeared before his eyes.

[Option 1: Release Zheng Nan's hand, allowing him to pat your face while wearing a flattering smile, saying, "Brother Nan, it feels so good." Completion Reward: Obtained the title 'Keen Observer of the Times,' equipped effect: 50% increase in appetite.]

[Option 2: Seriously say, "Big brother, you've mistaken me for someone else. My name is Zhang Dali." Completion Reward: 10% increase in golden slime physique.]

[Option 3: Counterattack directly, showcasing your own style. Note: Zheng Nan is a Level 6 Beast Tamer. Completion Reward: Skill book: Domineering Body.]

Chen Shu's mouth twitched, and upon seeing the first option, he almost burst out laughing on the spot. He could tolerate the despicable content, but damn, the rewards were outrageous, weren't they? Obtaining a title that increases appetite, called 'Distinguished Gourmand.'

Without much hesitation, he immediately chose the third option. He had even beaten a wanted Level 9 Beast Tamer, so dealing with a mere Level 6 Beast Tamer was nothing.

Chen Shu tightly held Zheng Nan's left hand with his left hand, while his right hand fiercely slapped him.

Bang!

"Just fucking call me Chen Shu, got a problem with that?" In an instant, Zheng Nan's head jerked violently, his brain seemingly buzzing.

Are students nowadays all this violent? What happened to the common rules of the school? What about the fear of seniors?

Although Zheng Nan was a Level 6 Beast Tamer, his thin figure was no match for Chen Shu.

"You're asking for death?!" Zheng Nan's face turned pale, his fists clenched tightly, feeling a surge of anger welling up in his chest.

"What, you want to summon your contract spirit?" Chen Shu formed his right hand into a palm and slapped him fiercely once again.

According to the officially promulgated Beast Tamer Regulations, Beast Tamers are not allowed to summon Contract Spirits at will. If a Contract Spirit is summoned and causes harm or attracts attention, the Spirit Control Bureau will personally investigate. To maintain social stability, Huaguo has indeed enacted various stringent laws.

"If you dare to summon, we dare to call the Spirit Control Bureau."

The students from Class 5 of the Beast Tamer Department threatened. Normally, their fights were just minor scuffles, but summoning a Contract Spirit to harm someone had a different nature.

"Have the guts to come with me to the school's Beast Taming Pavilion!"

Zheng Nan felt a surge of anger, not expecting the other party to be so ruthless and ready to pummel him.

"Do you think I'm as stupid as you? Coming to my doorstep to get beaten up?"

Chen Shu sneered, his tone filled with a strange mix of sarcasm and malice, causing anger to rise.

"I guess you've been playing too much Plants vs. Zombies."

"Huh? What do you mean?"

After receiving several heavy blows, Zheng Nan's mind became somewhat unclear, and he instinctively asked.

"Your brain has been eaten up."

"One last time, just fucking call me Chen Shu. Any problem?"

Chen Shu lightly patted Zheng Nan's face, displaying an arrogant demeanor.

The onlookers were slightly stunned. The fog was so dense that it was difficult to tell who the antagonist was.

"No... no problem..."

Zheng Nan felt completely frustrated and finally chose to back down. If he had known this kid had such a large build, he should have brought more people.

"Alright! Disperse!"

At that moment, their homeroom teacher, Fang Ke, leisurely entered the classroom.

"Chen Pi, what are you doing?"

"Teacher Fang, we were just fooling around. Xiao Nan's beast taming level has recently improved, and he wanted to spar with me."

The others were speechless. This reason was too absurd. If a Beast Tamer became stronger, they should go to the Beast Taming Pavilion, not personally confront others.

"Alright, Zheng Nan, go back to your class."

Fang Ke nodded slightly, completely accepting this excuse.

With a swollen face, Zheng Nan left Class 5 of the Beast Tamer Department, giving Chen Shu a malicious glance before leaving.

"Chen Pi, be careful. Zheng Nan is a belligerent person. If provoked, he can do anything."

Fang Ke reminded, having some impressions of this senior student.

Chen Shu dismissed it. "Blah, blah. Can do anything? Then give him a set of college entrance examination questions."

Fang Ke: "..."

"Stop babbling and come to the office with me."

Chen Shu's face instantly drooped, reluctantly following Fang Ke to the office.

"Chen Pi is really fierce, beating up the Zheng brothers. Those two have quite a reputation at Nanjiang Second High School."

"Yeah, Zheng Yi is the class leader of Class 3 of the Beast Tamer Department, and Zheng Nan is a member of Class 1 of the Beast Tamer Department. They are definitely future key university students."

"I hope Chen Pi won't be retaliated against. If he gets ambushed, things could go wrong."

The crowd discussed with some concern. Although Beast Tamers couldn't summon Contract Spirits at will, it was uncertain in remote areas. As long as there were no serious injuries or deaths, the Spirit Control Bureau wouldn't conduct a thorough investigation.

"I think the possibility of Chen Shu getting ambushed is slim..."

"In a low voice, Xia Bing, who is usually cold and aloof, said."

The crowd was momentarily stunned, but then they all felt it made sense. Although Chen Shu's Beast Taming level wasn't high, he was incredibly cunning. The key point was that he didn't play by the rules and always managed to do astonishing things.

"Teacher, I really didn't hit anyone. Zheng Nan approached me purely to discuss a question."

"What question?"

"He asked me if my name was Chen Shu, and I kindly answered him."

Fang Ke was speechless. "Then how did he get injured on his face?"

"Every time I answered, he seemed touched and kept hitting my hand with his head, leaving me dumbfounded."

Looking at Chen Shu's innocent appearance, Fang Ke couldn't help but sigh. How could you be so composed and come up with such a serious nonsense?

"Alright, I won't pursue it further. After all, he was the one provoking you."

Fang Ke had already been informed and deliberately didn't intervene, aiming to teach Zheng Nan a lesson through Chen Shu.

"What happened with Zheng Yi is your fault, though."

"The school doesn't allow students to personally engage in battles between Beast Tamers. If someone gets injured, how can we explain it to their parents?"

If everyone acted like Chen Shu and ignored the rules, the school would be chaotic.

The education everyone received since childhood emphasized the fragility of the human body and the reliance on Contract Spirits during battles. Contract Spirits had powerful vitality and could recover from even severe injuries. But if a person died, everything would come to an end.

"Teacher, I was just telling him about the dangers of the world. If you enter the dimensional gate, ferocious beasts won't only target your Contract Spirit."

"If you can't even protect yourself, no matter how powerful your Contract Spirit is, it's useless."

"Only a filial child... ahem, a strong person can emerge from beneath the rod. I mean, I'm doing this to cultivate both of them."

Fang Ke was unexpectedly convinced in an instant, left speechless for a while.

"I suppose my words have deeply touched your soul."

Chen Shu clasped his hands together. "Teacher Fang, take your time to contemplate it. Goodbye!"

Fang Ke: "..."