A slime and a rock
"OHH SHIT!!" I shout as I realize my actions and instinctively stand up making the sleeping rock fall out of my lap as I release my grip on the small slime.
^GEEEOOO!^ The geodude screamed as he uncontrollably rolled toward the lake at full speed.
<GEODUDE LEARNED 'ROULLOUT-1'>
"OHH SHIT!!" I cursed once more as I drop the slime and dived into the water right after the sinking rock.
^KYU!^ I hear the blob of shout in pain as I dived.
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One Lyra hysterically laughing her ass off later…
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I apologized to the duo repeatedly while massaging both of them.
"I'm sorry it was an accident please forgive me!" I said for the hundredth time towards the pouty slime that kept looking away and the traumatized boulder rocking back and forth.
{Get the pun rocking cause it's a rock type?}
<HAHAHAHA Oh man I'm sending a video of this shit to Darius and Nexus!> I hear Lyra laugh uncontrollably.
"Please don't…" I say in a tired tone as I try to formulate a plan to deal with them.
<Ops too bad already sent a video!> She teased me as she continued laughing her ass off.
"Damn it…" I curse at her I look at the duo and sigh in self frustration.
(How the hell am I supposed to deal with this shit?!) I mentally scream.
Then a light bulb formed above my head (Hmm perhaps that could work?).
I fake a cough and gain their attention "Look I'm sorry about… well everything but if you forgive me I'll give you guys…" I dramatically paused.
I move my hand behind my back and into my cloak and I grab something "THIS!" I pull out two skewers of roasted fish and vegetables.
I gently blow on the kababs letting their appetizing aroma flow toward the two.
The moment I pulled out the food the slime's tongue rolled out its mouth as it drooled like a hungry dog and the geodude salivated as it eyed the kabab and rubbed its hands like a mob boss.
The duo then ran up to me trying to get the kababs.
"Does this mean you'll forgive me?" I say with a sly grin plastered on my face I lifted the food higher in the air.
^GEO! GEO!^
^IMI! IMI! KYU!^
The two rigorously nodded.
"Okay then hear you go!" I crouch down with a single kabab in each hand.
The slime then materialized an arm on its right side and swiped the food right out of my hand nibbling on each piece with a delighted expression on its face.
On the other hand, the geodude calmly extended its hand out for me to give it the kabab to which I obliged and it ate slowly savoring each bite.
I stood at the sidelines happy to see my food be eaten suddenly before I could react the geodude bent the skewer and shoved it into its mouth chewing on it like bubblegum.
"HAH?!" ^KYU?!^ The slime and I looked at the geodude with our mouths agape.
<Guys don't worry about it! It's normal for a geodude to eat rocks and metal!> I hear Lyra calm us down.
"If that's the case I guess it's fine." I sigh in relief as I give the slime a few more kababs as I see the geodude run all over the place on his hands and munched on any rocks it found.
I then see the slime make its way to the lake, hop onto a rock, and take what I assume is a nap.
I lay down on the ground resting my back on the cavern wall smiling at the antics of the two.
Then I realize I forgot to scan the duo "Hey Lyra be a dear and scan the geodude and the slime please." I ask her with curiosity.
<Sure here you go.> I hear her say with amusement.
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Name- none
Species- Amalgam Geodude- M
{Image}
Height- 17 cm
Type- Earth golem
Age- 41 minutes old
Type- Rock, Steel
Abilities- Levitate- manual, Iron fist- passive, Sturdy- passive, furnace- passive
Current state- Absorbing aluminum, coal, granite, limestone, sandstone, basalt
Affinities- Earth S, Combat A, Metal C, Fire D
HP: 60/60
STR: 50/50
DEF: 47/47
SPE: 20/20
STA: 40/40
INT: 40/40
ACU: 35/35
MANA: 100/100
M-DEF: 30/30
M-ATK: 25/25
Skills: brick brake-1, power up punch-1, thunder punch-1, nature power-1, iron defense-1, Autotomize- 1, steamroller- 0.5, iron head-1, magma bomb-1, rollout-1
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Name- none
Species- Mimikyu-
{Image}
Height- shortest= 5 cm, tallest= 3 feet, current size= 8 cm
Type- Shadow slime
Age- 41 minutes old
Type- Ghost, Fairy
Abilities- Keen eye- passive, Simple- Passive, Disguise- passive (Inactive), Contrary- manual
Current state- Curious, Stuffed, Happy
Affinities- Ghost S, Fairy A, Bug D, Psychic A, Dark- C
HP: 120/120
STR: 30/30
DEF: 50/50
SPE: 30/30
STA: 160/160
INT: 120/120
ACU: 50/50
MANA: 200/200
M-DEF: 65/65
M-ATK: 45/45
Skills: Shadow claw-1, Shadow punch-1, Dark pulse-1, Twin beam-1, Heal pulse- 1, No retreat- 0, Disarming voice-1, Amnesia-1, Agility-1, Nasty plot-1, Quiver dance- 1, Leech life- 1, String shot-1, space pouch-1
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{Author here: You guys didn't expect the slime to be a mimikyu did you?}
"Um… Lyra I think you're mistaking the slime for a mimikyu from Pokemon." I correct her with uncertainty.
<No that's actually how a mimikyu looks underneath the costume and don't worry about the ability. For its ability to work you don't need that ugly rag it uses to cosplay Pikachu.>
"Really now then how does the ability work?" My curiosity grew rapidly.
<Well, for a mimikyu's ability 'Disguise' to work you just need it to wear just about any full of set of armor no matter the size or type because it can just mold its body to fit it.> She dutifully explained.
"I guess that makes sense but why does it say that geodude is absorbing the metal and rocks he ate? By the way, why does he have amalgam in his species name?" I eye geodudes status panel
I hear Lyra sigh with irritation.
<*DEEP sigh* So many questions! I trying to watch those two play damnit!> Lyra said with a playful tone mixed with irritation.
<Well you see… oh actually we're about to get a live demonstration! Just look at the geodude and wait for three seconds. I'll explain as the process unfolds.> She asked me with a surprised tone.
I look at the geodude with anticipation for what was going to happen in three seconds.
But nothing could and would prepare me and mimikyu for what happened next "…WHAT THE FU-" ^MIMIKYUUUU^ We shouted in horror.
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To be continued next time…