Introductions are troublesome.

After face surfing into the classroom due to Jewel kicking my a**, I stood in front of my new classmates. Like I thought all girls. I swear what do people think about these situations? Most guys I know would be like, maybe I could make a harem?! Not June Marcus though.

No way, when girls who aren't used to guys their age they tend to be hateful towards men in general. Calling them perverts, troublemakers, eye sores, and other nasty things. I don't want that so I'll have to come up with a way to safely introduce myself. To be honest, I don't think I can make friends with these terrifying beasts.

You never know what girls are thinking, yet they girls can tell what guys are thinking at a glance. It's like ARE YOU AN ESPER or something like that.

Anyways, as I'm standing here I can tell one thing for sure, I'm being hated. Most of the class is ignoring me. The few who are looking at me seem to think I'm some sorta bug or something.

I can feel cold sweat rush down my back. My legs feel like they could start shaking any minute. I feel like I've intruded into a dungeon bosses lair without equipment and the only command I'm able to use is s**t myself.

I clear my throat and begin to introduce myself as politely as possible. "June Marcus, it's a pleasure." As soon as I finish my introduction I look around and see everyone is looking at me. Their eyes look like the main villain from an eighties action flick. Yep that's how I expected it to be. No more.

I'm finished. I think it'd be best if I just turn of the lights in my brain. Hopefully they won't torture me or anything. Yeah they wouldn't. Ok then. Goodnight crazy world. I knew this was going to be exhausting. I fall flat on my face and drift off to peace.