Hitogami, Being X and Gil meet What could go wrong? Many things.

Chapter 6 Hitogami, Being X and Gil meet What could go wrong? Many things.

The days went by and Alan adapted to the routine, he should take him to the bar more often, he has become less annoying since then. I also convinced Alan to drop out of the stupid university, or did I threaten him? I just don't remember anymore.

Workflow-wise we don't have as much of a soul shortage as before, Alan is doing a pretty good job of baiting people to take chances and die for him. Now mentally speaking I guess he's fine, he'll get used to it over time like everyone else does.

Everything was fine, we were making progress…until I got a message from my boss.

"Huh this can get a little dangerous, I see why I have to take care of it myself, it's possible that the other offices will panic" I say to myself although Alan also listens to me.

"Gil, is something wrong? You have the face you make when something bad is going to happen" Alan asks me as I currently keep him cleaning the office.

''We are going to have a visit from a VIP'' Seeing the confusion on Alan's face, I explain. "A VIP is practically a god who owns one or more universes in his name, this kind of gods love to play with life and death. Alan practically owns private universes where they do what they want. However they get bored quickly and love to send people to their worlds… You could say they are perverts, spying on people all day as if they were watching a movie." This revelation makes Alan feel disgusted, I don't blame him but that's the way it is.

"When this VIP comes I need you to stay quiet and let me talk to him, after all you don't want to have the attention of a god, believe me, much less this guy. "

Hours passed and the tension in the room was increasing, they finished reincarnating all the souls of the day with only 3 souls, it was not a great day.

"Gil, when will this VIP arrive? It's too late." Alam asks me yawning.

"He is already here Alan, in fact he arrived 20 minutes ago"

"Ha? Where? I don't see anything Gil don't deceive me like that" Alan says crossing his arms, however a figure appears in the middle of the room, I see how Alan quickly walks away and becomes as small as possible without attracting attention.

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"Ohh~ Little Gil, did you get a new pet? Have you taught him to give his paw yet? Says a completely white humanoid. He has a white and expressionless face along with a smile that eludes memory, giving the impression that his face is covered in mosaic.

"Hitogami would say it's a pleasure to see you, but it's quite the opposite. What do you want? You usually like to use the Isekai department and not the reincarnation department" says Gil behind his desk.

''You know me so well little Gil~ lately I've been bored and managed to create a new world in my universe. " Says Hitogami with a dark smile "And I need a special person... with a tragic past, who is a failure and who has hero instincts "

"Why don't you search Isekai's apartment then?" I say waving my hands dismissively.

"Little Gil, why do you treat me like this? Before we were good friends and we had fun together

"You're a sore loser Hitogami, do you know what the higher-ups call you?" I say with a smile on my face. "They call you Hitogami the cowardly god"

"Watch your words brat" Hitogami points a finger at me.

"Fuck you weak god" Hitogami tenses, I tense as we're both about to jump on top of each other, an invisible force stops us in our tracks.

Everything around us stops, the wall clock stops… time has stopped.

"Children, children, there is no reason to fight... Gil don't provoke Hitogami and you Hitogami don't provoke Gil" Behind us was Alan standing with his arms crossed... but there is only one problem that person is not Alan, something controls it and there is only one god who can do that. My boss.

"Boss, what are you doing here?" I say raising an eyebrow, he usually spends his time messing with the souls in his worlds.

"Boss? Oh fuck… I didn't know the head of the reincarnation department was coming." Hitogami scratches his head.

"From now on I want you to refer to me as Being X until I tell you otherwise. Little Tanya loves it the more I test her. "He says with a smile. Is that a parental smile?

"Gil the god Hitogami is requesting our services, he trusted that you can take care of getting a soul that fits the specifications he needs."

"And your Hitogami" Says Being X pointing to him "Remember that while you're in this universe you can't exercise your powers, we'll have a nice talk later" At this Hitogami just nods and swallows.

"I'll fix things sir, as I always do" I say while my boss watches us, we solve all the necessary paperwork until everything is done.

"Thanks for the service Gil, I hope my soul as soon as possible" He says with an arrogant smile.

"Yes... just make sure that soul is not able to kill you in the future, that would be unfortunate" I say with an arrogant smile as well.

Hitogami just clicks her tongue and disappears.

"Hitogami is an idiot Gil, you don't have to worry, you should stop by my office one day to see how my dear Tanya is progressing, several gods are now aware of her interesting life as a flying magical girl"

"Perverts" I snort

"We're not Perverts, you know what? forgotten… take care Gil" I hear him expropriating how the younger generation doesn't know the art of seeing a fruit ripen. Being X's presence fades from the room, making time return to normal.

"What am I doing standing up? Was he sitting there a second ago? Did something happen Gil? Has the god already left? Alan asks, already being the same again.

"Na, nothing of interest happened, don't worry. I tell him waving my hands dismissively.

''In fact, Alan, you can go to the apartment to rest, I'll finish some things and then I'll catch up with you."

"It's fine with me" says Alan shrugging his shoulders and then disappearing, at this point he has already learned to transport himself from the office to his apartment and vice versa.

Once Alan left, I notice that there is a soul in line ready to be reincarnated, this must be the soul Hitogami was interested in.

"HAAAA where am I? Who are you? I was in the hospital right? "The newly arrived soul tells me. " I died? It is not like this?" I look at the soul before me, it seems to be an overweight bum.

"~~~34 year old unemployed, failure with a traumatic past… you died saving the lives of two teenagers… you were supposed to be reincarnated with 2 wishes in whatever world you wanted, however a god has taken an interest in your soul" I can see the homeless man's panicked face and then acceptance.

"My life sucked...I...couldn't leave home, didn't even attend my parents funeral and my brothers evicted me, I have nothing to go back to...so please..."

"Reincarnate me in a Hentai world please with an infinite harem!" The tramp yells as he kneels before me, this is very embarrassing in many ways.

"Nope, unfortunately you will not be able to choose where to reincarnate due to certain circumstances." I tell him to which he just sits back in the chair with a downcast face.

"However I am a fair person and I don't like **** I will give you a wish that will not be registered in our system. With which I hope you will cause a lot of trouble for him."

"Who is he? " Asks the confused homeless man.

"I can't tell you, but you'll find out eventually, I'll give you some advice... don't let him find out that you know." I can't say Hitogami's name in his presence, but I'm sure he'll find out.

"Do you think I can have a harem?" What the hell with that question?

I only look at him for a moment when I'm about to snap my fingers to send him to Hitogami's world he starts screaming.

"Wait wait… I have to be male, male! I don't want to be reborn as a girl, I need to be a boy!" He hurriedly screams as he disappears into nothingness.

"A strange person" I just sigh, Hitogami nor any other god will realize that that soul has one of the most powerful wishes... The plot armor.

Kukukuku…

Rudeus Greyrat I hope you cause that asshole Hitogami a lot of trouble, as I watch a newborn baby and his new parents on the screen.

I turn off the lights as I snap my fingers to get back to the apartment, however when I get to the apartment the whole place is trashed and most importantly Alan is missing…

Just when I get a message on my phone which I check.

** [Alan Fortes has been sent to another world (Isekai) by 'mistake', now he is accompanying my dear Tanya as her prisoner ~ you are allowed to go look for him, however I forbid you to destroy the world or my Tanya. Sincerely your amazing boss Being X. The gods will be watching you Gil as perverts that we are Kekeke] **

What sons of bitches did it on purpose! They're getting back at me for calling them perverts.

"Listen to me you perverts when I bring Alan back I will go to your offices and kick your balls." I say while sticking my middle finger in the air in front of me, I know those idiots are watching me.

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In another universe, in a world where a war was being waged, Tanya von Degurechaff was having a heated argument with her greatest enemy.

"Fuck you Being X, I will never believe in you, you are just a mockery without any power." A very angry Tanya yells at a small toy that speaks with the voice of being X.

"Do you still have little faith? After all I've put you through, you still have no faith. But don't worry, an apostle of mine will soon show you by force if necessary. That faith is your only salvation"

"I will kill him, I will kill all your apostles and then I will kill you." Tanya says shooting the toy.

"An apostle? Let's see if it's bulletproof." A psychotic grin spreads across Tanya's face. "In the name of the empire I sentence you to death HAHAHA"

"Commander, are you alright?" Viktoriya asks nervously after hearing the commotion in her commanding officer's room.

"Prepare the troops, the enemy is moving," Tanya says with a bloodthirsty smile.

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In another universe, numerous gods are gathered in a room while they watch how everything is unfolding.

"Gil will kick Tanya's ass there's no question about that with admin rights, the question is how long will Tanya last?" A random god comments.

"Hehehe little Gil is upset, well that's what he gets for calling us old perverts and telling Decim that I'm a bastard who only plays Billiards and spies on people" Oculus comments (God of Death Parade)

"Seeing the brat in that position makes me emotional, I must thank him as he gave me an interesting soul for my future plans in my world" Hitogami says with a smile.

"Both my Tanya and Gil need to vent their frustrations, now gods start the betting!" He claims to Being X when a large screen appears across the room.

"I bet 2 generic universes"

"I bet 4 generic universes"

"I bet 700 years of life"

"I bet a universe with otome worlds"

"I bet 2 apocalyptic universes"

Gods are heard yelling back and forth their bets, after all the world of a god is really boring.

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However none of the gods was prepared for the outcome of the confrontation.