It's been about 30 minutes since I was captured by this monster, surprisingly I think I could take her, but before I know it, I was already tied up, truly this kuudere is a worthy opponent, our battle for the dominant position in the future will be legendary, I cannot even imagine what would happen if this woman ever becomes a yandere, what can you expect the kuudere existence value is over 2,000,000, the result may be apocalyptic.
Since I have awaken and met Kashira for the first time, I was memorized by such beauty truly, she is a must catch, but I must say I like strong women, but I like my tail more so vengeance, is a must there is no question asked, after all, this king demand justice.
So he began to think about what he should do, he can't escape Kashira but he was free to think, after all, he had been carried like a princess, embarrassing, but he is naught but a child so his pride was saved at least.
But after thinking hard, he has come up with an idea, he shall make this doll his servant, she should be honored he thought to himself.
So after about 5 minutes of running at supersonic speed across the forest while killing many monsters with nothing but a glare.
We reach my mother's shrine in the woods, and went inside, instantly Kashira began to carry me up the stairs, as I watch us go towards my mother's room.
"Agh... yes... home at last."
Spoke Gilgamesh in delight, but that short time of happiness can only last for so long, as he notice Kashira took a right, which was the opposite of where his mother's room is.
"Hey, hey where are we going, mom's room is that way."
Gilgamesh stated in his mind, truly this was bad, but as soon as he look at the door at the end of the corridor he frown in fear, the reason is the door had but two curse words on it.
[Kashira room]
"Agh... fuck!"
Yes, the sadistic kuudere was taking me to her room the same room, the same room of the person who took his tail.
"Yes this is not good, no this is seriously bad, oh god I need to run, wait if I run now I can't assert my dominance, agh... ok Gilgamesh think."
<Solution found, enter hibernation mode, and hope for the best>
"Agh yes the ultimate escape plan, my way of playing dead, ok then activate hibernation mode, and don't wake me up till the coast is clear."
<Understood, now activating hibernation mode>
With those words said Gilgamesh began to lose consciousness, and he fell into a deep sleep.
--Sometime later--
<Now deactivating hibernation mode, and awakening the master from his slumber>
"Ha... where am I, I'm not familiar with this ceiling."
<You are currently in Kashira's room remember, and don't try to escape from this bed, or you will garner the attention of the Golems she has set in the room>
"Say what now?!"
<Golems, remember Kashira is a Golem master and has earned the title "Earth emperor" for her manipulation over the Earth using negativity as a source of power, she is the only Tsukomogami that manage to get this title from the magic God, hence fort, she gained the divine weapon, the ring of the world Bacab, it one of the four original divine weapons made from the Giant God, the primordial titan Gaia>
"That's right if I remember correctly, she is the creator of the Chimera race, a horrendous race of vicious beast that knows nothing but destruction."
<Yes, that is just how skilled the Golem master Kashira is, all the dolls in this room are alive and capable of basic understanding, a total of 12 Golems, the strongest one present has an existence Value of 50,678, and the teddy bear that sits on the shelf over there.
>
"I see, so I'm weaker."
<Negative after the battle with the Abaia your existence value increased to 78,000>
"Wait are you serious?"
<Affirmative, your level also increased by 1 hence fort you are now level 2>
"Aww sweet, show me my stats quick."
<Understood now showing stats>
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<<Personal information>>>
Name: Gilgamesh// Age: 32// Race: Royal Xenosaur// Existence value: 78,000// LVL: 2//
<<Title>>
The Horder//
<<Status board>>
Hp: [200/200] Mp: [200/200]
Str: 44// Spd: 32// Vit: 19// Int: 36// Dxt: 67// Def: 20/
<<Natrual immunities>>
Highest-grade fire immunity// High-grade curse immunity// Middle-grade pressure immunity//
Middle-grade gravity immunity// Highest-grade mental immunity// Medium grade poison immunity//
<<Racial abilities>>
Gravity defiance// Adaptability// Morph hair// Dimensional stomach//Energy-absorption//
Energy-released// Cross-breeding// Night-vision// Telepathy// High pitch sound waves// Xenosaur controlled// Telekinesis// Eyes of the king// Sanitize metabolism// Archetype awakening// Aquatic mode// Bioluminescence// Electric current generation// Fear inducement eyes// Water sense// Venomous body// One with water// Perfect Vision// Heat ray// light-bending// Supernatural reflex// Parrell thinking// Anti void Coat// level 1: battle mode//
<<Active ability>>
-/-//
<<Passive ability>>
-/-//
<<Unique Ability>>
Solo-player// Solomon- Archive// Poseidon//
<<Authorities>>
Absolute respawn// Divine desktop// Divine knowledge [Only in this universe]
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When Gilgamesh saw his stats after the battle with the Abaia his jaw drop down in pure shock, as he said while questioning Solomon.
"Did I get this overpowered after one fight Solomon?"
<Most certainly, your existence value or this world equivalent of power level went up a lot, all your physical stats doubled upon leveling up, and you were two times stronger than you were before, but due to the massive amount of skills that awaken during the fight, your estimated power level is around this much>
"Hahaha of course it is, I'm fucking awesome after all, this is fun."
<As long as you are happy master>
"Happy hahaha nope I'm fucking entertained, this king is pleased, truly please, magnificent, with this much power I don't have to be careful or even have to worry about setting a flag in this DLC, although I still have to look out for the more overpowered Yanderes."
<...>
"Agh... tonight is a good night, so tell me, Solomon, since I am in a good mood I shall grant you any single wish as long as it is in my power."
<Any one wish I desire, notice cannot comprehend>
"Oh, that's right you are like an A.I so you might not understand what it means to covet a wish."
(A/N): Hahah only if he knew, but he soon will, quick note you might notice that Gilgamesh Is starting to behave very arrogant at times, the reason being I'm following the original story of Gilgamesh with a couple of changes here and there, but his arrogance stems from the Xenosaur bloodline since Xenosaur are prideful by nature, so much so, they were considered the asshole of the galaxies they station in, so you can only imagine how a royal one like Gilgamesh would behave.
"Ok put it like this, I have the Authority of infinite buying, there is nothing I cannot buy, and since I collect a lot of valuable items, do you want me to buy something for you, for example, I could get you something, like a body or maybe awareness if that is cheap."
<Notice cannot comprehend>
"I see and you were so useful it feels wrong not to give you rewards, hmmm maybe in the future I can gift you both awareness and emotions."
<Notice cannot understand>
"Agh... never mind, anyway so as long as I don't try to escape those Golems won't do me anything right?"
<Affirmative>
"Well, where is Kashira?"
<She went back into the woods for reason unknown>
"Great, well it doesn't matter, mother will rescue me as soon as she is aware that I am missing or if she determines if I'm in any danger, although I have one quick question."
<And that is?>
"Well, when is the Xenosaur mating season?"
<The Xenosaur mating season, officially starts after you reach the age of eight, normally it only lasts for a week, although they can mate anytime they want, any week within the wintertime is when the urge to mate kicks in, and that is something you won't be able to fight against>
"Who said I was going to fight against it, ahahaha... and this world's definition of average looking people are people that are even more beautiful and handsome than models from my original world."
<Agh I see so the master has his priority straight>
"Yes this time around, I'm going to live life of luxury, class, and culture, hahaha... maybe I should mess with the world a little bit, that would be fun and equally entertaining, hmmm now that I think about it, originally the Xenosaur youngling are sent to enslave people from other planets, hmmm should I get a wife, maybe two, three, four, no I'm good, for now, all I want is a good time it's sucks been in a child body though."
"Although it would also be equally satisfying and entertaining to mess with some Yandere, maybe help them if that's even possible, yeah that's right apart from Kill's secret crush there is another person in the Book of Judgment who had serious Yandere problem, Ganta Sern, in the future he would be called the blind Yandere slayer, Aka the sword of the Anti Yandere church, a religion who worship the Thot slayer King, the visitor Asme."
"Oi Solomon has Ganta loss his eyes sight yet."
<Affirmative, just last week, his stalker kidnaps him, pluck out both his eyes with a bottle opener, and is feeding him with drugs to ensure a mental break, in short, he has been kept as a pet as that crazy bitch is raping him even as we speak, she was just waiting till he reaches the legal age of consent in this world>
"And that is?"
<Ten years old is the age where you're considered an adult in this world>
"Yikes, that's too young even for me, although his kidnapper will be a rather troublesome opponent, if I remember correctly, it's the village chief oldest daughter Jada."
<Yes she is also a member of the Evil cult>
"I see, poor Ganta, but just like a fruit, he still sour, he not ripe enough, so I won't save him, till the very last minute, so it's sad to say but he will have to experience that traumatizing hell for another Five years for me to reach my goal, a sacrificial pawn is more I like it."
<I see you're going to wait till he unlocked the unique ability, "Yandere Slayer" an ability that can erase a Yandere soul from the flow of reincarnation, meaning it's an ability that grants the user the power of true denial of any chance of rebirth>
"Yap so for now my brother stay strong you're going to need It, but the reward after you unlocked that skill that I'm going to plunder might be beneficial to you."
<Do you need that skill?>
"More than you can imagine Solomon, any sacrifice is worth it, that skill is a must-have."
<Fuck>
"What was that Solomon, you whispered something there."
"No, I said you have also unlocked the unique skill we were after, to begin with, I don't know if you notice but the Poseidon's skill has been gained and for what it does then I will say it is the ability to wield Poseidon's trident."
"Hmmm that's awesome, but for now, I want to see the shop."
<Notice, now opening a shop>
Upon saying that what came before Gilgamesh was a giant blue screen, along with a virtual Golden and black Qwerty keyboard.
And transparent futuristic touchpad, if anything the entire setup was nothing but 3D windows.
"Now this is what I'm talking about."
And when Gilgamesh looked at it, all he saw were countless items such as Heavenly Dao pills, Plasma rays, indestructible barrier magic, low-grade nigh omnipotence, Random summing scroll, Supreme God system, and a whole lot of different things that were literally out of this world and beyond all others.
"Holy shit, I can even buy omnipotence with this baby."
<Affirmative>
<Although it is super expensive to the point I can't even describe all the necessary conditions needed, but apart from that, this power of yours is called "The Devil workshop" With this ability you can buy absolutely anything, even if it doesn't exist and you just have to think about it, every and anything could be bought with this ability, from overpowered powers, even the rights to someone's existence>
Upon saying those words young Gilgamesh had an equally satisfied and terrified expression plastered on his face, as he said.
"Wow, this is overpowered as hell, but what's the currency."
<Gilgamesh Coins are the only currency, that can be used while using the power of the "Devil workshop" basically all the monsters you hunted can be sacrificed and turn into GC "Gilgamesh coins" the ability itself could make you rule over everything in the existence, of course, if you have the right price after all money is omnipotent>
"Too broken and I love it, and it makes me wonder, who and what the hell is Bridget the witch of guarantee."
<Notice all I know her power is, that her power is bull shit, as allows her to do anything she wants>
"The power to guarantee anything ha, kind of terrifying if you ask me."
<Affirmative.>
"Well then, I should get moving instead of wasting time, sacrifice everything within my dimensional stomach and convert all material into GC for me Solomon."
<Understood now sacrificing all monsters into GC>
<Notice after sacrificing all material except for the dragon vein, and the mutated waters a total of 500,000 GC has been earned and added to your account>
"Sweet now I'm rich, I wonder what should I buy first...hmm! Agh yes this is a world of Yandere, so it is only fair I buy some additional protective gear, you can never be too safe."
"Ok so by seeing how this entire thing is set up it's clear that it works like a normal computer hell it is like Zoogle Playa store, but a million times better, hmmm... Ok then let's type "Yandere survival gear" and see what comes up.
Tap tap tap
And what came up was a shit ton of items of course the most useful ones are all Gilgamesh needs.
And after scrolling for about ten minutes he set his eyes on four items that he has added to his shopping cart, and he began to purchase them all.
. Yandere begone spray
Price: 10,000 GC
Item synopsis: A spray that was created by a Yandere Alchemist to make other Yanderes except herself back off from her senpai, the spray itself only works on Yandere as any Yandere that smells it gains extreme nausea, and bowel pain, if they are 10 meters within your range.
. Yanderecalibur
Price: 200,000 GC
Rank: Legendary
Item Synopsis: A legendary long sword crafted by the blacksmith king Muramasa Atama, it was crafted using the spinal cord of the Yandere Lava giant Queen, Equline, a Yandere giantess who rules over the giant race of another world, the blade was said to have the ability to increase its temperature endlessly, it could even cut through the souls of others, the very sword itself was made to kill Yandere, although Yandere is the only thing that it can cut, it even took the head of a Yandere Goddess.
. Eyes slots Constitution pills
Price: 150,000 GC
Rank: Legendary
Item Synopsis: A pill that can give its taker a unique constitution that will allow them to assimilate a limitless amount of eyes without fail, basically you can have any amount of eyes and can change them at will.
. The Yandere eyes
Price: 50,000GC
Rank: Unique
Item Synopsis:Eyes that originally belong to a fallen senpai, these eyes had the ability, to read the minds of any Yandere, including their emotions.
<Now adding up total price>
<You spent a total of 410,000GC>
<Your change is 90,000GC>
And right after that, Gilgamesh's eyes suddenly went from their original appearance to that of normal-looking human eyes, with a purple pupil and red heart around them.
And before him, another bright gold light came, revealing all the items he bought using the devil's workshop.
And he gazes as he said with a smug smile.
"Things are about to get a whole lot interesting starting from today."
Meanwhile, Solomon had a deadpan look as she look at Anti Yandere weapons, and gear in her master's hands, truly this shop was yet another enemy.
"Tsk... I need a way to counter these weapons, I will need Helena to complete Planet Gilgamesh, then truly project "Shub Niggurah" shall be complete, after all, at the rate master going I can already predict a Yandere world war is about to come, truly I need those two to hurry up collect the material."
--??? Pov--
[Somewhere on Planet Dracana]
Within a different dimension, a lone man was sleeping on an army of demi god-level dragons, that were all brutally killed, some were torn in half, others were blown to pieces, and many of them look like they were put into a grinder, the entire ground was filled with a sea of blood, the number was so much that the entire planet was flooded with dragon corpses.
"Sigh this is no fun at all, but what was I expecting these low-level monsters can't hurt me in the slightest."
Spoke a mysterious man with no shirt.
He had spikey raven black hair, and blazing orange eyes, he was at least 6'8 in height and had a fairly muscular body, he was completely shirtless, he had clear white snow color skin, and his body was plastered with tattoos, behind his back was the tattoo of giant tree colored in black, while at the center of the tree was a goat tattoo that looks satanic in appearance, and was colored red.
While around the tree were seven angel wings that were plastered in white, around both his arms were tribal tattoos and if people of his current world would look at them, they would mistake him as an elder of the Omni elf clan.
How he got them was not important.
While he wore nothing but white sweat pants and black boots that were made from the bones and skin of a dragon god.
On both hands were white and black brace Knuckles, the white being on the left hand and the black being on the right hand.
he had dark bags under his eyes, it looked like he hasn't slept for months, meanwhile, his facial expression was a combination of lazy and depressed, the look in his eyes look like he was tired of everything, and the reason he was alive because he was forced to live on.
This man's name was Yukio Hiro, or as he is called in the cult of Gilgamesh group chat "The emotional damage hero", to say who or what Hiro was, then it was obvious that all Hiro could ever be was Hiro.
You see out of all the members that are from a distant past or an alternate reality, then Hiro would be the sole exception, if anything both he and Gilgamesh is from the same world, although not the same story.
Unlike Gilgamesh who was reincarnated in a Yandere Otome game, then you could say he was summoned into a light novel, that was called "Rise of the 7 sins" it is a story about how seven heroes get summoned by the Demon King to save their world from the evil Human God "Alacusa"
Yes, it is indeed a reverse iseaki, but not in the way you are thinking it's just that the cliche was reverse and the demon are the good guys while the human is the strongest most dangerous race to exist in that world if anything human in "R.O.T: 7S" light novel is the pure embodiment of all evil.
But before you jump to any weird conclusion, and instantly think that he was one of the seven heroes that were summoned there, then no, he wasn't a hero, if anything when he got summoned within the light novel, a mistake happen within the summoning ritual which caused him to be summoned on an abandoned island that was practically thousands of mile from any civilization.
And to make things worse, because he was not of this world, he could not use magic, and the island he was summoned on all had many ancient monsters that even the people of the world thought were extinct.
Luckily for him, he did manage to get a cheat, upon being summoned but because the summoning ritual was incomplete, you could say an error occurred, and it was an error that even the Demon Goddess the same person who brought him here could not fix.
And the name of Hiro cheat couldn't be called a cheat if anything it was indeed an error he received no power physically, no if anything everyone in the world has this ability called "Stat board manifestation" it was an ability everyone was born with and luckily he had It, but there was one problem he couldn't see his physicals stats nor could he see his talent, at least he wanted to work and start a new life since only the seven heroes can go back to their world.
And the only thing he could see on his basic stats were, as followed.
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Name: N/A
Age: N/A
Gender: N/A
HP: N/A
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And that was all that Hiro could see, it was as if his existence was Null in this world, but just when Hiro was about to despair of how fuck he is since he has a vast knowledge of the light novel he was summoned to.
He soon found out how gifted he was due to his existence being an error, first of all since this world denies his existence, he could do things that completely defy the rules and laws of this world's universe.
For one he was indestructible, he could not be hit, or killed, nor could he age, if you ask him, he can't even remember the last time he saw his blood.
Another perk was the fact he could kill anything with one punch, no enemy not even the final boss of the light novel lasted more than one punch.
He could walk on anything, he could travel the entire universe with one leg in an instant if he so desired, and if anyone were to ask him how the hell he is doing any of this, then he could only say.
"My existence is a mistake."
Without a doubt, he truly is a mistake, but this error came with a serious effect, one being, that only the heroes and nigh-omnipotent beings could comprehend his existence, Hiro often describes this power as being in spectator mode all the time but you can interfere with the world however you please.
Holding tremendous power was fun at first, but it became boring real quick, for one he isn't even omnipotent, he is just a plain mortal that was built differently, so much so, that he alone can solo verses just by imagining the universe is a breakable punching bag.
He can travel so fast that the nigh-omnipotent God of speed is still racing with his afterimage, after image in another universe.
But what made his existence so lonely, is the fact he can't talk to weaker individuals, if they don't have something that makes them nigh-omnipotent, he can't engage in a conversation.
Hell, he can't even interact with his mortal wife and daughter, he left back in Japan, and the most fuck up thing is, due to being practically no existence to weaker beings, he watches as his wife and child move on with their life, he even watches his little girl became a fine a woman and even have 4 kids with a local gang member and stray into a life of violence and crime, she died before her mother, truly sad.
Do you know how it feels to watch your beloved wife sleep with another man, and you can't even blame them for cheating, he has been gone for years, and his existence is practically none existence mortal can not comprehend him, in all honestly he loves his wife, he loves her so, so, so, so, so much, after all, they have been together since they were children.
But yet she is too weak to comprehend his existence. [Emotional damage ×100]
His daughter doesn't even remember him, even after her death. [Emotional damage ×1000]
He has never been beaten once, well except a certain spear-wielding monster of a woman in the cult that beat his ass black and blue and even yellow in an embarrassing fashion, despite being invincible. [Emotional damage ×10,000]
Eventually, everyone he knows dies in front of him, it's like no one doesn't even remember him at least once in their lives. [Emotional damage ×100,000]
And when he finally joins an organization, well a small cult with overpowered individuals capable of shifting the multiverse and a couple who can dominate multiple of the individual Omniverse that exists today.
He finally found a worthy set of a misfit like him, and the fuck up thing was for the first time in his long 7,890 years of life, his first best friend was a handsome battle-hungry monkey with a shit ton of different forms of immortality. [Emotional damage ×1,000,000]
Nevertheless, he would never join the cult for no reason either, according to Solomon the great wise one, there exists an existence capable of granting any wish, for the right price, of course, the prophecy she gave me when I first met her was so powerful it sank a grand thread of fear in my very being, for once I had hope that I thought I gave up on.
And the prophecy goes like so.
"𝕴𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖓𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗-𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖈𝖞𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝖗𝖊𝖇𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖍 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖎𝖘 𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙, 𝖆 𝖋𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖓 𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖜𝖍𝖔 𝖔𝖓𝖈𝖊 𝖗𝖚𝖑𝖊𝖉 𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖆𝖑 𝖘𝖎𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖙𝖞 𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖗𝖊𝖘𝖚𝖗𝖗𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖑𝖉 𝖔𝖓𝖈𝖊 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖊, 𝖆 𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖐𝖓𝖔𝖜𝖘 𝖓𝖔 𝖎𝖒𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖋𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖘, 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖉𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖎𝖙𝖘 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊 𝖎𝖓 𝖎𝖙𝖘 𝖓𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗-𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖔𝖓 𝖈𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖆𝖓 𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖓𝖎𝖙𝖞, 𝖆 𝖉𝖆𝖞 𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖊 𝖜𝖍𝖊𝖓 𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖙𝖊𝖓 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖓 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖑𝖔𝖘𝖊 𝖎𝖙𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖋 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖋𝖗𝖊𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖙 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖘𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖓 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖘, 𝖊𝖆𝖈𝖍 𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖗𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖆 𝖙𝖗𝖚𝖒𝖕𝖊𝖙, 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖊 𝖜𝖍𝖔 𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖕 𝖍𝖎𝖒, 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖆 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖈𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖆𝖘𝖐𝖊𝖙𝖍 𝖆𝖓𝖞 𝖜𝖎𝖘𝖍 𝖔𝖋 𝖍𝖎𝖒, 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖓𝖆𝖒𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖙 𝖑𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝖜𝖍𝖔 𝖈𝖆𝖓 𝖌𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝖆𝖓𝖞 𝖉𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖒𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝖒𝖆𝖓 𝖎𝖘 𝕲𝖎𝖑𝖌𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖘𝖍."
"Or so Solomon said, honestly If the founder can help me with my current predicament I would be eternally grateful, although I wish it can be now, because each passing second that goes by, my everlasting boredom continues to worsen."
Ding!
"Ha a message, who texting me now."
Ask Hiro as he proceeds to take out a smartphone, and when he looked he saw a personal message from Sun Wukong, aka {The monkey who grabs the cherry with vigor}.
So he opens up the new message to see what he wants.
{The monkey who grabs the cherry with vigor}.
Did you manage to finish up on your end?
{The emotional damage hero}
Yeah, I finish on my end although it was boring as hell.
{The monkey who grabs the cherry with vigor}.
I feel yah.... the lizard on my home planet poses more threats than these things.
{The emotional damage hero}.
So where are you right now?
{The monkey who grabs the cherry with vigor}.
Look up... I already destroyed the other two planets, so I'm heading your way on my ride.
{The emotional damage hero}.
Your ride🤔 and what might that be?
{The monkey who grabs the cherry with vigor}.
Of course, it Is the fastest vehicle in the highest Heavens.
{The emotional damage hero}
Why the fuck would Heaven even need vehicles in the first place?
{The monkey who grabs the cherry with vigor}.
To get around why else would you need a vehicle.
{The emotional damage hero}
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"Sigh to reply is to encourage him in his stupidity."
Those were the last words that came from Hiro as he gaze above the sky simply because he felt a tremendous presence coming toward him at a very fast speed.
And when he looks, all he saw was the entire cloud and sky that began to open up, as a giant silver and gold staff suddenly came crashing down from the Heavens.
And when it landed, it destroyed a random mountain that was seven times bigger than the Himalayas, as it crush it like a bug, which in term caused a powerful shock wave to spread out.
"This guy can't be serious is he, don't tell me he taking one of the ten most powerful weapons in existence the legendary staff Ryuji Bang, the heaven destroying staff as a personal vehicle?"
Spoke Hiro with a depressed and deadpan look, and when the staff touched the earth it suddenly disappear, but what came into the distance shortly after, was a handsome man that was 5'8 in height he had long spikey white hair to the back of his knees, while he had long white monkey tail behind him.
He wore a black sleeves shirt, that had pictures of his face on it, while around it had praised the monkey king written on it, meanwhile, he wore baggy gold pants, along with black boots, and around his upper arm was an arm bracelet.
He had clear white hair on both his hands, but it goes with the golden eyes he has, while on his forehead was a long golden headband that was flowing with the wind.
he had sharp teeth that look like it could bite through anything, meanwhile, a giant silver gourd with ancient markings on it was presented on his side.
The guy was heaven's strongest faker, the nigh-omnipotent mortal, or as many would call him, the Monkey King, Sun Wukong, and the very person who was coming toward Hiro's location while riding the legendary Ryuji Bang like a convenient hoverboard.
"This goddam monkey has no shame, treating a heavenly artifact like it is some convenient toy."
"My God what the hell happen here!?"
State Wukong as he looks at the sea of bodies that were piled up, one after another, scattered in every section of the battlefield.
"Oh, these guys, yeah they all fall from the sky when I punch towards an entire army."
"And you did all this with one punch."
"Yap."
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"I'm baffled you have no special abilities, nor do I sense anything from you, and yet you drive an entire planet of dragons into extinction by just punching forwards, truly your current condition is weird."
"Ain't the first time someone has said that to me, apparently this power that allows me to break the law and rules of this world and countless others, was never meant to be a power in the first place, so it's only natural you won't be able to sense anything from me, my entire existence has been locked, some I'm immune to virtually everything."
"I believe sister Solomon said your power is Omnilock am I right."
"Yap the power to be virtually immune to everything or so I thought."
"Hahaha."
"What so funny you annoying monkey."
"No, forgive me I'm still laughing at how the spear demon beat your ass, tell me how does it feel to get your ass beaten red like a baboon"
"..." [Emotional damage ×10,000,000]
"Hahaha... hahaha of God the way you beg for her to stop spanking your ass with Ga...
" Silence."
"Ha... come one don't be like that.*
"We never speak of that again, that woman is a sole exception."
"But it was fucking hilarious."
"Your one to talk, didn't she turn you back into a monkey for a short period, when she peirce you with her "Gae Bulga", and to be honest I never knew before you became the money king that you were a hairless mo...
"Ok ok, you made your point, don't speak of that ever again."
"Fine... but a loss to her is to be expected, "Gae Bulga" or as Scathach called it, "The spear of normality" a spear that defies logic no! it corrects it, to Scathach it is normal to fight an enemy that can be peirce by a spear, the spear itself have Dominion over normality, so being Scathach enemy or opponents, will always be a loss simply because, once you face her, all your powers despair, as the spear takes you down to her definition of normality."
"Yea a very scary weapon, indeed, there is nothing that spear can't kill, absolutely nothing."
Stated Wukong who can still remember how Scathach revert him to a normal monkey with the power of normality.
But was soon taken back out of his thought as Hiro said.
"Sigh whatever let's get back to work, we still have to destroy fewer other planets, kill a couple of troublesome mystical beasts, and harvest the material for Helena to do her magic, but at this rate, it will take another year, truly I feel board already."
"Haha... fear not my brother the next dimension we are going to, is a rather interesting one, although we won't be going there to destroy it, to be honest, we're just going to hunt something, hehehe we go there for one monster and one monster only, and after that, we shall party for several days and several nights."
"Oh yeah, Loki did tell me beforehand that the next place we are to go and hunt is at Asgard."
"Of course, and right after we kill a certain giant, we shall hit up Odin and Thor and go straight to the Succubus den, and indulge ourselves in the finer things in life."
"Amen to that."
"Yes although I must say, the planet Helena is making is a rather interesting one, never in my life have seen a living planet made from nothing but flesh and souls of different monsters and living beings."
"Well, children's imagination can be very unique at times."
"True, but hers is far from unique, that loli has problems."
"Don't we all."
Stated Hiro as he looked at himself once more, remembering his problem as well.
But Wukong responded with.
"But seeing that only nigh-omnipotent being can comprehend your existence, then the only Succubus there that can comprehend your existence there is the Succubus Queen, but I'm sure Odin can put in a good word for you if you catch my drift."
"..." [Emotional damage ×100,000,000]
"Damn so many beauties and you can only be served by one, truly a sad existence."
"...". [Emotional damage ×???]
It was at that moment Hiro fell to his knees in despair, the shameless monkey hurt him with that last statement.
"But look at the bright side, at least you got me, my brother, to keep you company in your isolated world."
"That doesn't! make it any better, as a matter of fact, please just shut up, your presence isn't good for my chronic depression."
"Hahaha... fear not, in time we shall get our wish granted."
"Yeah, whatever just collect the material, and let's go."
"Good grief, ok man just stop with the depression."
"..."
"Ok then, let's get this over with, Devour all "Gluttonous Gourd."
Stated Wukong who open up the divine Gourd, and when he did that all the dead dragons or what's left of them were all sucked up, even the blood.
"There it's down, now we should be going."
"Yea but how do you plan to get to Asgard."
"Well it's simple, we take my baby Ryuji Bang, it's a straight one-way trip guaranteed."
Spoke Wukong as he gave energy-filled smile with his thumb up.
"I envy that carefree and happy attitude of yours."
"Of course you do, you're the emotional damage hero after all."
"..." [Emotional damage ×???]
"Hahah don't look so down, life is full of many fun things, but anyway grab my shoulder, with the speed of Ryuji Bang, it will take at least 5 minutes to reach if we go at full speed."
"How can you be so sure that Ryuji Bang will even take us to Asgard."
"Let me tell you a secrete my Ryuji Bang is like the gateway between two places, as long as I have been there before I can extend myself there no matter the distance, after all, Ryuji Bang at full speed extension is 1000× faster than the speed of light."
"That kind of slow Wukong, unlike me my speed instantaneous."
Spoke Hiro with a smug and proud look.
"Agh." [Emotional damage ×1,000,000]
"You bastard do you have no mercy on my feeling, you're only fast because your existence is outside of everything, you overpowered bastard."
"You're the last person I want to hear that from, your 72 privileges make you almost impossible to beat."
"Says the guy who can one punch anything."
"Says the guy who can make millions of clones with all his power stats, along with your equipment."
"Says the guy who is invulnerable to everything!"
"Says the guy, who wound the Jade emperor!"
"Says the guy who slept with countless goddesses!"
"Said the guy who has married 142 princesses across 86 dimensions!"
"Says the guy who slept with the concept of humility and furiousness!"
"I regret nothing, and you know that was a one-time thing that should have never happened, and I don't want to hear that from the one who slept with the Jade emperor's youngest daughter while impregnating her the same night, then suddenly left a letter saying you went out to buy Ambrosia and never showed up again."
"That child's not mine and you know it, and the last time I check I'm a fucking money, not a dragon, the innocent looking ones are always the worst, before she got a taste of this king a certain divine dragon already fly bye, you think I'm paying child support for something that is not mine"
"Fair point."
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"Ha.
"Hahahaaa."
"Haha hahaha....agh...hahaha...hahaha... ahahahahah... HAHAHAHAH...." ×2
"Hahaha, that fight was entertaining."
Stated the monkey king who laugh his guts out due to the argument.
"We cool homie."
Asked Hiro in a depressed but rather chill monotone.
"Yeah we cool fam, we cool, we cool, don't sweat it."
"Yea bros before hoes"
"You know it, but let's talk more after we are wasted to the point we won't even remember this conversation the next day."
"Sadly I'm immune to alcohol."
Hiro said with a slight pain fill smile plastered his face and to be honest this site is so rare, legend has it whenever Hiro smile, some lucky or maybe unlucky soul in the Omniverse gets the honor of being isekai by truck-sama himself, although it is just a legend, or is it.
"So you are capable of making a face like that every once in a while, honestly speaking it's creepy looking, but it's progress, but enough of this idle chattering between good brothers."
"Yea this idle conversation has gone on longer than it needed to."
"Good grab onto my shoulder."
Wukong said as he began to swirl his staff above his head, as he anchored it deep into the ground.
"Yeah sure, no homo by the way."
"Yeah, no homo, but let's get this party started, I'm itching for a good fight and a good time, next stop Asgard."
With those words said, Hiro began to hold onto Wukong's shoulder with a weak grip, as the monkey king began to say.
"Awaken and pierce the Heavens Ryuji Bang!"
BOOOOOOOOOM!!!
After Wukong awakens Ryuji Bang, the legendary staff used by one of the 20 great original sages, both him and Hiro instantly began to travel upwards as Ryuji Bang began to extend endlessly upwards at an immeasurable speed.