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I transmigrated into a Chinese Manhua as an Ugly Bastard!

Yayoi, a perverted lesbian otaku, got killed by a truck because of her own stupidity. Maybe it was an accident, but she was transmigrated into a modern/urban/face slapping/ Chinese Manhua. But why didn't she become the protagonist? Why did she transmigrate as an ugly bastard?! What is with this broken system that seems to be telling her to c*ckold every dude in the world? "Huh? A C-grade beauty? Come here!" "What? A B-grade milf? Come here! Let us fly together! Hehehe~" "An*l sex with aunt give me bonus point? Take my big *ss c*ck! Deeper we go!" "OMG! An SSS-grade Ice Cold Supreme beauty? Hold my beer, baby!" "Wait, wait, wait a minute... that's an SS-grade trap... heir of a big corporation? F*ck!" The moon glimmer, and the wind blow... While looking at the cute and flustered boy in front of her, Yayoi feels a little bit uncomfortable with the ambiguous atmosphere as her big *ss c*ck gradually erected. ... Once the time came when Yayoi finally came across her old enemy, she said smugly, "Didn't you know? I'm your step-father!"

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Auntie Jiayi! (4) Side Quest again!

As auntie Jiayi insisted on her questions, Yayoi did what she did best: blabbering nonsense!

Ultimately, Yayoi was able to redirect the topic of their conversation before the milf resumed her cooking. Since it was supposed to be a typical everyday family dinner, the dishes were nothing too extravagant.

On the stove, inside the boiling pot, was pork stewed with bamboo shoots and mushrooms. Albeit Yayoi had never eaten bamboo shoots before in her previous life, she did know that it's a widely used ingredient among the many classic Chinese recipes. Um... it's Dragon Country. Then, there are also stir fry noodles with vegetables.

And last but not least, white rice.

Yayoi had to admit that the dinner was quite complete. Ahem, these would already be too much for two people if Yayoi weren't coming today.

But for her, there is no such thing as "too much" food.

Thinking back to the time when she had to eat pre-cooked bento boxes and instant noodles in the convenience store every day to save money for her wholesome hobbies, this was undoubtedly a world of differences.

While auntie Jiayi kept moving back and forth in the kitchen, they chattered about some trivial stuff. And as they talked, Yayoi kept staring at auntie's salacious ass.

It was great!

Simply wonderful! Splendid! Outstanding! Amazing!

Yayoi felt like she was a husband looking at his adorable wife preparing dinner. And after dinner, they could make love all night long. That's her ideal life! But it would be even better if auntie were naked, wearing nothing but her apron. Yayoi would then come up, embracing her waist, and take her from behind as she moaned.

'Ah, yes, that would be so romantic and sexy!'

Just thinking about it, Yayoi was hard again.

Unfortunately, her good time was rudely interrupted as a certain third wheel called Lin Jiangfeng showed up.

'Wow, you only choose to come up right when the food is done? Was that on purpose? What a bastard!'

...

[Ding! The host has randomly triggered a side quest. Will you accept?]

[Side Quest: Auntie, auntie, you are too alluring, I can't resist!] (Difficulty/Risk Level: D)

[Q/Descriptions: Auntie Jiayi is too lovely. You felt deeply attracted to her! But what can you do? You wanted to go ahead and do many inexplicable and perverted things to her, but you just can't. There is a saying that even a drop of water can save a man in desperate situations. Go! Quench your thirst! As a kind and forgiving woman, perhaps she will forgive you?]

[Quest target: Lin Jiayi (C)(37)]

[Time limit: 3 hours]

[Progress: Feel up her ass! (0/10 seconds)]

[Quest rewards: Low-rank Succubus Bloodline Inheritance, 5000 SP]

[F/Penalty: -5,000 SP, no erection for one week, Lin Jiayi's impressions of you might decrease, and Lin Jiangfeng might keep an eye on you.]

...

Yayoi was in deep thought.

Depending on how she approaches it, this side quest is quite risky. The system isn't silly, so just some casual, accidental graze wouldn't count. At least, it should be on the level of groping.

Anyhow, Yayoi took the initiative to help auntie Jiayi in the kitchen, and dinner was served on the table shortly.

At the dinner table, auntie Jiayi reprimanded Lin Jiangfeng for going missing for days without saying a word. The latter couldn't even argue back to defend himself and could only helplessly listen to her scolding.

'Hah! I didn't know you were such a coward.'

Yayoi snickered as she silently stuffed herself with the food. Even the hard bones of the pig were ground to dust by her teeth and were quickly devoured.

She, as an outsider, was caught in the strange atmosphere.

It's like watching a drama up close. And although it was Lin Jiangfeng who was being scolded, for some reason, Yayoi felt deeply embarrassed. It's like reading some funny and cringe novel that makes you eager to continue, but at the same time, you don't.

Though it's interesting, she wished she could plug her ears and listen to none of it.

'I felt like I shouldn't have come here today, lol.'

...

"Hehe, auntie, I...let me help you wash the dishes. You don't have to do a thing." Yayoi scratched her head and grinned.

With the pace at which she devoured the food, she had already eaten everything by the time the two finished their first serving of rice.

"Alright, be careful and don't break them." Auntie Jiayi wanted to refuse, feeling somewhat uncertain. However, seeing that eager face, she conceded. She just felt worried that Yayoi would accidentally break the dishes. After all, 'Xuan Yu' was quite clumsy with his hands.

As if knowing what the milf was thinking, Yayoi claimed: "Awww, c'mon! You don't seem to trust me. I have eaten so much. Washing dishes is the least I can do. Moreover, my hands are not clumsy anymore. I'll prove it to you."

"My my~! Young men, do you know how many of the mugs in the shop have already been replaced with new ones?" Auntie Jiayi rolled her eyes and scoffed playfully. Subsequently, she turned on the TV and sat on the living room's couch.

A while later—

Lin Jiangfeng, who had already washed up and changed to a new set of clothes, sneakily headed for the door. Unfortunately, auntie Jiayi noticed him as she caught a glimpse of the reflection in the mirror and questioned: "Xiao Feng. You just came back, and you are going out again?"

"Yea, I have something to do." He replied.

Today, after Lin Jiangfeng returned and saw auntie Jiayi again, it unraveled a knot in his heart.

His current state of mind is a perfect opportunity for him to attain a natural breakthrough. And since his cultivation of the Initial-stage of the Body Refining Realm had reached its culmination, Lin Jiangfeng wanted to find a place outside of town to seclude himself.

It couldn't be helped.

He can't just proceed with his breakthrough here. The eruption of spiritual energy afterward would be too much, which might damage their house or, worst, collapse the whole building.

"Fatty, you are still here?"

"Brother Feng, don't mind me. I'm busy washing the dishes." Yayoi's voice sounded from the kitchen.

Suddenly—

*Crash!*( Sound of something breaking)

"Oh no, I accidentally broke something."

"Xiao Yu, are you okay?" Auntie Jiayi's attention was shifted from Lin Jiangfeng, and she quickly rushed back to the kitchen.

At this moment, Lin Jiangfeng could see Yayoi popping her head out of the kitchen. She looked at him with a thumb up and silently muttered: "Good luck, brother Feng! I successfully distracted her. Go and do your thing! Don't worry about me."

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Seeing this, Lin Jiangfeng immediately understood what was happening and even replied with a thumb up. 'Good brother! You have saved me much trouble.'

Aiya

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