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I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

Gemini Sheep · Urbano
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273 Chs

This Trash!

Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

As soon as he said that, the room that was already silent fell into even deeper silence.

Immediately after...

Everyone's eyes turned red!

How dare he?

How dare he!

He actually dared to broadcast so brazenly.

Wu Qiang suddenly smiled.

He shook his head. "You're really bold. Are you trying to show off to us?"

"Lianghao, connect the signal. I want to see how arrogant this so-called Blade Wolf is!"

Blade Wolf was the ID of the suspect Sun Chengyun on the Internet.

He thought that he was a wolf with a knife!

He didn't recognize anyone!

"Haha, hello, my big babies. I heard that you're looking for me all over the world?"

"Hehe, I'm here. I'll send you the coordinates, XXX...Haha."

"How is it? Come and find me? Let me tell you, the air here is very fresh!"

As he spoke, he even made an intoxicated expression!

The mark on his face and the symbol of a wolf's head on his shoulder made people want to punch him to death!

"I'm telling you, if you don't come and find me as soon as possible, I might have to change places."

"How about this? I'll wait for you here for a hundred years! How was it? Isn't that nice? Haha!"

...

"F*ck! I can't take it anymore! Don't stop me! I must fly over and kill this kid today!"

"Count me in. Even if I don't wear these clothes, I'm going to kill him today!"

Two police officers stood up angrily with bloodshot eyes!

The other party was so arrogant. How could they tolerate it?

"Sit down!" Wu Qiang roared!

At this moment, his hands were clenched so tightly that his nails were embedded in his flesh.

Traces of bright red blood were especially obvious!

But he was completely unaware!

His eyes were bloodshot as he stared at the live broadcast room.

At this moment, it was perhaps the most difficult day of their professional career.

...

At the same time.

Li Yidao, who had already received the news from Li Hui, finally felt better.

A medical miracle had happened. Zhang Chaoyang's life had been saved!

In fact, as long as he had a good rest, there would basically be no side effects.

Of course, his body would definitely be weak. After all, such injuries were not that simple.

However, there was basically no effect!

Although it was already night, Li Yidao's heart was exceptionally bright.

At the same time, the police also released an explanation through the official account.

The results of Zhang Chaoyang's emergency treatment were announced.

At this moment, all the netizens were in an uproar!

The hero did not die. He was really saved!

Under such circumstances, everyone's curses towards Li Yidao decreased.

Not only that, many people began to blame themselves. After all, Li Yidao had already said that Zhang Chaoyang would be fine!

In addition, many people said that Li Yidao's attention was a kind reminder and not a curse.

Therefore, under such circumstances, everyone gradually became rational and would not be led astray by some trolls.

However, Li Yidao's prediction that Zhang Chaoyang would be fine this time could be considered to have succeeded once again!

Under such circumstances, his fans skyrocketed again!

The post that he posted was once again filled with people!

However, the style of the comments this time was different.

"F*ck! Brother Dao is really too much of a bullsh*t. In the future, your identity as a prophet will be confirmed!"

"It can only be said to be awesome! I'm begging Brother Dao not to pay attention to it, but I can send a message to remind you, haha!"

"Previous poster, what are you thinking? Do you think Brother Dao can watch your video? As far as I know, Brother Dao's videos are all about yoga ladies."

"Hmm? How did the person above know? You can dig out this thing?"

"You don't know about this, right? Even if the browsing history is deleted, there will still be traces on the Internet. I happen to be an enthusiastic netizen, so I'm quite proficient on the Internet!"

"F*ck! Shocking hacker boss! I beg you to link up!"

"Sigh, I'll apologize to Brother Dao. I was led astray by someone before. I shouldn't have scolded Brother Dao."

"I also cursed. Brother Dao, when are you going to start a live stream? I'll directly give you a Supreme Set as an apology!"

"Count me in, I'll give ten rockets!"

"Brother Dao, turn on the live stream. Let's see if the legendary prophet is really a handsome guy!"

"I have Brother Dao's private photo album and an interactive video. The young lady in it is very beautiful. XXXXXX."

"The person above has added! Please pass through!"

"F*ck! I accidentally saw a video just now, and I'm so angry! A fugitive named Blade Wolf had escaped overseas and started mocking the police in the live broadcast. F*ck! Brother Yidao's Funeral Shop. Brother Dao, can you go and kill him?"

"Blade Wolf? That person again?"

"I know Blade Wolf. I've farmed him before. I heard that he seemed to have committed a crime. Did he escape overseas?"

"Sigh. Chaoyang and the others had successfully gotten rid of a tumor, but they had also failed. It was impossible for all the police officers in the country to succeed every time."

"Yeah, I really hope that every time the police uncle goes on a mission, it will be a complete success and there will be no danger!"

"I also went to watch the other party's live broadcast just now. It's too f*cking infuriating! Brother Dao! We support you. Go kill that idiot!"

"Damn! I went to see it too. I'm so angry! Brother Dao, please fight!"

"So infuriating? I'll go and take a look too!"

"Count me in. I'll join in the fun too."

...

The style of the comments gradually changed.

Li Yidao also frowned.

Blade Wolf?

The name didn't sound like a good person.

He subconsciously searched for it.

Then, he clicked enter...

In the live broadcast room, it was Blade Wolf who was mocking him crazily.

As he watched more and more people watch the live broadcast, he became more and more excited!

When Li Yidao entered the time, the system prompt followed.

[Ding! High-quality customer detected, ID: Wild Blade Wolf]

[Death Status Detection: Criminal on the run, the probability of death due to being shot is 99%!]

[[It is advised that the host should immediately follow the high-quality customer.]

Hmm?

Li Yidao had never expected that this guy would be such a good customer.

But unfortunately...

He would not be able to receive any business from this guy.

Without any hesitation, he directly liked and followed him.

Then, the bullet screen was sent.

"One who is unjust will die! He deserves to die!"

He didn't even send out a promotional slogan. Even if he could receive business from such a person, he wouldn't!

This also expressed his attitude!

This kind of person deserved to die!

...

Just as Li Yidao entered the live broadcast.

Inside the smoke-filled office.

Wu Qiang finally let out a long breath.

"Turn it off. Don't be angry with him. Everyone should do what they should do."

In the end, he let go of his impulse.

Should he bring everyone to find this Blade Wolf?

He believed that everyone would definitely agree!

But...

What should he do after he went?

They couldn't bring any police equipment, and they didn't have any personnel to cooperate with them.

If they went there, they might not be as capable as that Blade Wolf.

Were they going to send themselves to death?

And even if they went, they would be disobeying orders!

This was a private operation!

Even if they could return safely, everyone would definitely be punished!

At that time, he would not be able to withstand it.

"Alright then. Captain, I understand." Lianghao's tone was filled with helplessness.

He decided to turn off the live broadcast. Out of sight, out of mind.

But at this moment.

He noticed that there was a sudden change in the style of the live stream!

Even the number of people in the live broadcast room instantly soared!

The number of online users quickly jumped from tens to tens of thousands!

And it was still increasing crazily!

What was going on?

Lianghao didn't turn off his phone immediately. Instead, he looked puzzled.

And then...

When the bullet comments in the live broadcast room all mentioned a person called Brother Dao and asked Brother Dao to kill this idiot, he was even more puzzled.

Who was this Brother Dao? So many people came because of Brother Dao?

Until...

It was a special ID.

[Brother Yidao's Funeral Shop has entered the live broadcast room.]

The blogger with this ID sent a message.

The live broadcast room exploded!

Looking at the comments in the live broadcast room.

Lianghao's brain seemed to have shut down at this moment...

Brother Dao?

Was he really that godly?

Where did this mysterious crowd come from?