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I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

Gemini Sheep · Urbano
Classificações insuficientes
273 Chs

The East Camp's Preparation, The Old Man Awakens

Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

In the damp room, Li Yidao gradually drifted into a deep slumber.

Several days had passed since the initiation of the battle, and the initial expenditure of ten thousand lifespans had taken its toll on him.

Li Yidao hadn't been able to recover properly.

If it weren't for Sister Zhou's acupuncture therapy, he might have already entered a state of extreme weakness.

Even with Sister Zhou's treatment, his mental exhaustion required time for recuperation.

Sleep proved to be the most effective means of recovery.

After ensuring the old man's safety and assigning Yang Qingyue the responsibility of vigilant guard duty, Li Yidao found a room and succumbed to a profound sleep.

While he was in his deep slumber, Sister Zhou administered a few acupuncture needles, ensuring a more peaceful sleep for him.

In this manner, Li Yidao entered the realm of a restful slumber.

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