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I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

Gemini Sheep · Urbano
Classificações insuficientes
273 Chs

Should We Go to the Hotel to Rest for a while?

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

Meanwhile, inside a rental house in the suburbs of Jiang City, a young woman in her twenties was meticulously applying makeup.

This woman was none other than the streamer "Your Little Bunny".

It had to be said that she really had delicate facial features.

Her figure was also impressive, with obvious signs of deliberate training to achieve a curvy appearance.

Coupled with her exquisite makeup, she was indeed very eye-catching even without the filter.

No wonder she had so many fans.

On the bed behind her, there were all kinds of "good-looking" clothes.

"Ding."

Her phone rang.

She casually picked up her phone and looked at the message.

"Baby, where are you? I've been waiting for you for ten minutes. Hurry up and come over."

"Don't make me wait too long."

His tone was full of indulgence.

The Little Bunny's lips also curled into a smile.

After working hard for over two months, she finally got a big shot.

If she didn't get something out of him this time, she wouldn't call herself Little Bunny again!

"Relax. Can you wait for me a little longer? I'm choosing clothes right now. I'll definitely give you a surprise later."

"Hehe. Okay. Take your time. I'm waiting for your surprise."

"And... I also brought a few for you. I'll help you change into them myself."

"Ah, you're so annoying. Alright, I can't talk for now. See you later. Love you"

After putting up with the cheesy small talk, Little Bunny looked at the clothes on the bed.

In the end, she chose a tight-fitting skirt and paired it with a Balenciaga top.

Then, she took her second-hand LV and walked out of the rental house in her ten-centimeter high heels.

Ten minutes later, Little Bunny elegantly sat in a coffee-colored luxury car.

"Baby, you're finally here."

"Let's go watch a movie first, then go to the bar to play."

She had just gotten into the car.

A greasy middle-aged man with a big belly, sunglasses, and a hat happily smiled.

This was the big brother in the ranking who had helped the Little Bunny earn more than 100,000 yuan in one night.

"Sure, I have no problem. After all, I'm here to accompany you today. You can arrange everything."

As she looked at the 100 kilograms man in front of her, a trace of imperceptible disgust flickered in Bunny's eyes, but her tone was filled with joy.

"Haha, that's settled then."

The greasy man's gaze never left Bunny's legs after she got into the car.

Naturally, she noticed these actions.

Casually, she adjusted her posture, making the parts she should show off more enticing.

She pretended to look at her phone.

In fact, she was not pretending. She was really looking at the comments backstage.

There was a hint of anger in her eyes.

In her heart, she muttered to herself.

"Hmph! These bunch of poor losers actually unfollowed me just because I'm meeting the big brother in the ranking."

"He spent over ten thousand yuan on me. What did you do?"

"A bunch of freeloaders!"

The more she looked at the comments, the angrier she became.

She even directly blocked several comments that were particularly offensive.

There was no choice. Sometimes it was necessary to control the comments. Netizens could easily be misled.

However, when she saw Li Yidao's comment, her expression instantly turned furious!

"Meeting in person carries risks! Please be cautious!"

Li Yidao's promotional slogan was also written behind it.

"So many people liked this? Is this funeral director crazy? Are these netizens also crazy?"

She was utterly confused and cursing inwardly!

Her face completely darkened in an instant!

Finally, she couldn't hold back and blurted out.

"Idiot!"

"What?"

The word "idiot" confused the big brother in the ranking who was driving at the side!

He almost stepped on the brakes.

At this moment, Little Bunny also realized what was happening and hurriedly said to the big brother.

"Oh dear, it's not about you. It's one of my fans that acting like an idiot."

"He's a funeral director who left a comment asking me not to meet you and even advertised below my video!"

"He talked about a 50% advance booking discount. Isn't that cursing me?"

Upon hearing this, the big brother in the ranking was somewhat speechless.

Indeed, this guy was something. His entrepreneurial spirit was worth learning!

But it was fine as long as she was not talking about him. Even if she was, he would have to carry his plan today!

He had spent so much money on her. If he couldn't succeed in his plan today, wouldn't it be a waste?

"Alright, baby, don't bother with this kind of idiot."

"People like them are coveting your body."

"Unlike me, I like your inner self!"

Little Bunny was overjoyed when she heard this.

"Really? You're the best!"

Then she leaned over and kissed the greasy man's face.

The big brother in the ranking was ecstatic after receiving that kiss, and with his lustful thoughts arising, he placed his left hand on the steering wheel and slowly reached for the gearshift with his right hand.

"Hehe, baby."

"Look, it's still early. It seems a little early for us to eat. I'm also a little tired. Why don't we go and rest for a while before eating?"

"We still have to watch a movie and go to a bar tonight. I'm indeed a little tired and I'm afraid I won't be able to hold on."

Looking at the big brother in the ranking, who was talking earnestly, Little Bunny's lips curled slightly.

What tired?

Stupid man!

"He just wanted my body!" she thought.

She thought it was a high-stakes game, and the opponent could last a few rounds.

She didn't expect that right at the beginning, he was already losing.

She thought men were a bunch of animals dominated by their desires.

However, she was the Little Bunny.

How could she be defeated so easily?

"Oh dear, you're so annoying."

"You just said you like my inner self, and now it's the perfect time for dinner..."

Little Bunny was acting coquettishly.

However, the big brother in the ranking was obviously an experienced player and knew how to handle this situation.

"Good girl, I'm really tired. I've been socializing for the entire day. Let's go and rest for a while."

"When we get to the hotel later, I'll tip you twenty thousand yuan to boost your popularity. Then, you can help me massage my shoulders to relax."

"Is that okay? After dinner and watching the movie tonight, We'll have a good rest, and I will give you a big gift when you leave tomorrow!"

Twenty thousand...

This wasn't a lot, but it wasn't a small amount either.

Under normal circumstances, Little Bunny could not receive twenty thousand yuan in tips in a week.

In the end, she would have to be with him, so it didn't matter if it was sooner or later.

She could just close her eyes and hum to herself.

However, she couldn't agree so easily. She knew that this was definitely not the upper limit of him.

Therefore, Little Bunny said coquettishly, "Alright. Alright. I'll accompany you to rest."

"But you love me so much, and you also want me to massage your shoulders and back."

"I don't want twenty thousand yuan. How about one hundred thousand?"

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